Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Ax^]

 

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[petee]

the falling asleep business seems identical to reesmogg's putting his feet up on the bench in commons, an attempt at insult. judge merchan is a strong guy.

 

[krtek a houby]

Nobody's seen anything like it in the history of the world. It's a witch hunt by the corrupt, radical memes.

 

[Ax^]

the falling asleep business seems identical to reesmogg's putting his feet up on the bench in commons, an attempt at insult. judge merchan is a strong guy.

that or his adderall wore off he was much more alert in the afternoon session

 

[krtek a houby]

that or his adderall wore off he was much more alert in the afternoon session

"Nobody knows more about being alert than Donald J Trump. I'm the most alert guy, let me tell you, people come up to me, they come right up to me, and say Mr President, you are the most alert - and clever - they always say that, and it's true! So true. They say I'm clever and that's why I had that money go to that woman I don't know because I'm a stable genius and that's why the communists want to come after me"

 

[petee]

xian gives his review of the trump bible.
"i just kind of wish it didn’t exist."

 

[two sheds]

Probably made in China

"a money grab"

 

[prunus]

There’s someone out there whose YouTube channel is reviewing bibles?! Several times a week?!?!?

 

[Ax^]

and doing unboxing videos.of Bibles as well


whats in the box.. oh another bible

 

[two sheds]

well they are the Word of Gaaad

 

[Ax^]

 

[PR1Berske]

I love this timeline we're going through.

 

[Yossarian]

Wonder if Trump will rant about an immigrant being chosen as jury foreperson

Juror No. 1, the foreperson, is a man born in Ireland who works in sales and lives in West Harlem.

Trump hush money trial live updates: First 6 jurors seated, arguments could start next week

Former President Donald Trump's criminal hush money trial in New York continues with the jury selection.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Yossarian]

As the lawyers discuss yet another prospective juror, who posted a meme about Trump captioned, “I don’t think this is what they meant by ‘Orange Is the New Black,’" Trump himself appears to be studying the meme on a printed-out sheet of paper. He does not look amused at all.

Live Updates: Six Jurors Chosen for Trump Criminal Trial

The six were selected after lawyers picked through past social media postings about Donald J. Trump and argued over whether they reflected bias.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Ax^]

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this one is still commited to cause regardless of the last few weeks

makes if funnier

 

[krtek a houby]

this one is still commited to cause regardless of the last few weeks

makes if funnier

Think I visited the airfield as a kid.

 

[petee]

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complete schmuck. in case that tweet isn't enough, he's supported by mike pillow and a mob front

https://mikec rispi.com/

Italian-American Civil Rights League - Wikipedia

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[gosub]

Barron should be relived. His graduation with neither be as biggly best as his Dad's it most likely wont be as much about Donald for Donald's 'taste'

 

[Ax^]

the whole.case is him sneaking off to fuck a porn star when he mother was pregnant with the lad

I really don't think he gives a fuck if that circus turns up to make his graduation about the Donald

plus it all bullshite he was not even in court that day. what was really said is they would it delay the case till after may 20th so Donald could go on the campaign trail

 

[two sheds]

apparently the prosecution isn't allowed to say that she was pregnant at the time.

 

[gosub]

apparently the prosecution isn't allowed to say that she was pregnant at the time.

Fair enough..case is more about creative accounting than anything

 

[Ax^]

Fair enough..case is more about creative accounting than anything

I believe Charles Ponzi attempted to use that same line in court himself

 

[gosub]

I believe Charles Ponzi attempted to use that same line in court himself

Don't remember him standing for President and submitting dubious election expense claims...which is what this case is about..whether the hush money was an election expense or not

 

[Ax^]

it was not the payment that was the problem with was lying about it on business records
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[gosub]

it was not the payment that was the problem with was lying about it on business records
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According yo the prosecution...which makes it sound like there is an accepted means of compliance for paying call girls to go away...

 

[petee]

it was not the payment that was the problem with was lying about it on business records
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for the purpose of election interference
e2a they've already got the National Enquirer on record as saying that they had a policy of buying off and killing stories that would look bad before the election, so that's not just a hypothesis.

 

[spring-peeper]