Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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Maybe she is the evil twin of Ruby Wax, who acquitted herself well about Trump on Kuensberg last Sunday from what I can recall

‘Dictator’ Donald Trump ‘threw Ruby Wax off his private jet for laughing at him’

American-British actress Ruby Wax said that Trump is 'terrifying and he's igniting fear' like 'dictators do' and described an incident when he threw her off his plane

www.mirror.co.uk

 

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A Disappointing Trump Media Stock (DJT) Analysis

Fundamentals do not support a high price

www.forbes.com

"Management has a duty to protect shareholders, not to take advantage of them."

 

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I was sort of wondering how fundamentalist Christians in the US would react when the Rapture turned out to be not a proper Rapture at all. Here's one example

 

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hmm so after finding out she was not getting raptured she did the very christian thing and tried to steal her money back


seriously every sane person on the interwebz needs to start a conspiracy so that when anyone mentioned the rapture from this point on you just remark well it already happened

"turned out you were the wrong sort of christians"

enjoy the ride to hell with the rest of us

 

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It would have been more fun if they got raptors, instead.

 

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most of the american evangelicals movement would think that would be some sort of pick up truck sadly

 

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just a shame most people who believe in this sort of thing

cannot spot every sign in the bible point to trump being the antichrist rising after the rapture

 

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I was sort of wondering how fundamentalist Christians in the US would react when the Rapture turned out to be not a proper Rapture at all. Here's one example

I know Americans expect tips and to tip - but is a $777 tip normal?
Surely the issue here is the woman has bipolar disorder (or less likely schizophrenia) and the tipees should have suggested a more modest tip - or rejected it altogether.
Regarding Rapture reality - seems a bit tendentious that the dispensationalists have taken over the thinking of 50 million Americans.
I wonder if the lady believed in pre or post tribulation rapture?
I found this article helpful (and brief) The Rapture | Belief, Definition, & Predictions.

 

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I read the original post where she'd tipped them and they did try to refuse it because they'd decided she was delusional but she insisted.

She drove off in a Merc they say so she could presumably afford it. She was also asking whether they were Christians and trying to convert them so I don't have too much sympathy tbh.

 

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aye here 300 bucks because you going to hell sounds very Christian

 

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It's all an elaborate double-act

Trump attorneys subpoena wrong ‘Jeremy Rosenberg’ for hush money trial

Mr Trump’s attorney Todd Blanche made the embarrassing mistake when he was trying to subpoena former District Attorney Supervising Rackets Investigator Jeremy Rosenberg in March

www.independent.co.uk

Mr Blanche [Trump lawyer] had complained earlier this week that the man that he believed the former investigator Mr Rosenberg had displayed a “flippant and dismissive approach” to his subpoena “despite ample experience with the criminal justice system that should have instilled in him respect for this process and a criminal defendant’s rights”.

But in fact, Mr Trump’s lawyers had simply served court papers on the wrong man, prosecutor Matthew Colangelo wrote.

They sent the bloke $15 to send them documents and he replied saying he was keeping the money.

 

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I know Americans expect tips and to tip - but is a $777 tip normal?

666 is the number of the beast so 777 is the number of the best
my excellent joke aside, that is the reason.

 

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666 is the number of the beast so 777 is the number of the best
my excellent joke aside, that is the reason.

665 is of course the neighbour of the beast.

I thank you - Louis MacNeice

 

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665 is of course the neighbour of the beast.

I thank you - Louis MacNeice

664 or 668. 667 would be almost opposite, but just down the road a bit.

 

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Judge denies Trump’s third attempt this week to delay hush-money trial

Case on Monday will be first ever criminal trial of an ex-president as Trump’s lawyers fight to put it off and try to remove its judge

www.theguardian.com

A New York appeals court on Wednesday rejected, for the third straight day, a last-ditch attempt by Donald Trump’s lawyers to delay his hush money trial.

The case is due to be tried on Monday in the first ever criminal trial of a former US president.

 

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r/confidentlyincorrect applies

 

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The popular board game Scrabble has gone woke, according to five grown adults who are paid way too much money to sit around and entertain grumpy boomers on Fox News.

Fox News Is Mad That Scrabble Has Gone ‘Woke’

Let’s watch five grown adults use words like ‘wokism’ seriously and all die a little inside

kotaku.com

 

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