Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[krtek a houby]

"I'm talking about cannibalism" - yeah, right.

You dropped yourself in the shit, and true to form, now you're doubling down. Prat.

Jeff or Jones???

 

[existentialist]

Jeff or Jones???

Jones!

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Monte]

Trump's New Nickname For Himself Has People Howling

The former president's new moniker was mercilessly mocked as the “biggest OXYMORON ever.”

www.huffpost.com

Former President Donald Trump referred to himself as “Honest Don” and tickled critics on X, formerly Twitter.

Biggest OXYMORON ever is half right...

 

[Monte]

Donald Trump's Debt: Live Counter

Track Donald Trump's debt as it increases with interest with this second-by-second counter; monitored by an accountant to ensure accuracy.

trumpdebtcounter.com

Going up faster than a buck a second.

 

[Monte]

Also contains count down clocks to the start dates of his imminent court cases.

 

[bcuster]

The literal symbol of the American right loon

Jacob’s Dream, by Frederick Kaufman

MAGA meets the Age of Aquarius

harpers.org

 

[petee]

so, something's happening

Trump legal news brief: Letitia James takes first steps in preparation to seize Trump’s Westchester assets

New York Attorney General Letitia James’s office files judgments in Westchester County, N.Y., a sign that she could be preparing to seize former President Donald Trump’s assets there, including a golf course and a private estate, if he does not meet a Monday deadline to pay the $464 million bond...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Rob Ray]

Turns out the Daily Wire has a limit for reactionary conspiraloonery, and Candace Owens has discovered it (spoiler: it's raging overt antisemitism)

Candace Owens Is Out at Daily Wire, CEO Says

Controversial conservative commentator Candace Owens and the Daily Wire have parted ways.

variety.com

 

[Monte]

 

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[chandlerp]

The State of New York is.

 

[Ax^]

sure the attorney general of new York is at least helping the process along

 

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Don Poorleone and his family full of freddos

 

[chandlerp]

Trump can't afford a Freddo these days.

 

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[petee]

 

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Now down to the really important stuff:

Sportswriter Who Golfed With Trump Reveals Exactly How He Cheats At The Game

Rick Reilly spills the beans on Trump’s “fake as Velveeta cheese” golf championships.

uk.yahoo.com

When he buys a golf course, he plays the first round alone and declares himself the course champion.

The former president “always gets a turbo-charged golf cart that goes three times as fast as yours, so he’s always 200 yards ahead, and that gives him time to cheat.”

Trump moves his ball to better spots and kicks his opponents’ balls into the bunker.

“One time in L.A., he was playing $50 a hole with these three guys, he hits it in the pond. They see the splash,” Reilly said. “By the time they get there, it’s in the middle of the fairway, and they’re like, ‘What the F, Donald?’ And he goes, ‘It must’ve been the tide.’”

 

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[spring-peeper]

 

[Saul Goodman]

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Every word out of his mouth is a lie.
Have him and Boris Johnson ever been photographed together?

 

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X Account Trump Cited to Attack Judge’s Daughter Isn’t Hers

The former president lashed out on Wednesday at Judge Juan Merchan’s adult child, complaining once again that the system is unfairly stacked against him.

www.thedailybeast.com

ideal opportunity to nail the fucker, will no doubt be missed though.

 

[Yossarian]

Fundraising email from the totally normal people at the Trump campaign