Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[krtek a houby]

Yep that's memes for ya

swine people on both sides

 

[spring-peeper]

Ex-President Trump given ninth-degree black belt in taekwondo

“It is my honor to receive the honorary dan certificate and I think taekwondo is a magnificent martial art for self-defense. I wish to see Kukkiwon taekwondo team’s demonstration.”

thehill.com

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[petee]

sexism on display

Fox News Host 'Wouldn't Bang' Beto O'Rourke But Can 'Explain the Appeal' of Pete Davidson

Fox News host Dagen McDowell "wouldn't bang" Beto O'Rourke, but can explain the popularity of another slenderman with mysterious appeal: Pete Davidson.

www.mediaite.com

 

[petee]

MSM, so, of course they would say this

 

[two sheds]

 

[8ball]

Not sure what one of those flags is. Combined care bears / brony thing maybe?

edit: Ah, it's a bit like some Pride flag variant, just not the same as any I can find.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Not sure what one of those flags is. Combined care bears / brony thing maybe?

edit: Ah, it's a bit like some Pride flag variant, just not the same as any I can find.

Looks to me like it might be a pride flag that is inclusive of asexual people of colour.

But I can't be certain tbh.

 

[8ball]

Looks to me like it might be a pride flag that is inclusive of asexual people of colour.

But I can't be certain tbh.

I think it might be an "LGBTQ+ (minus polys and furries, plus heteros)".
I'm assuming the grey is for heteros.

 

[Raheem]

Think it is probably what is termed a "progress flag", although the colours are not all that visible. A pride flag plus the additional colours in the triangle for trans people and non-white gay people.

 

[spring-peeper]

Kayleigh McEnany Promoting 'Merrymaking' Trump Party Gets Less Than Festive Response

The former White House press secretary promoted “Florida’s greatest Christmas party," where a ticket costs $10,000 for one photo with Donald Trump.

news.yahoo.com

A single ticket costs $10,000 and gives the attendee “access to the party and one (1) photo taken” with Trump, according to the event’s website, which also warns that “tickets are extremely limited.” Couples packages cost $20,000, while the family donor package is $30,000 for up to four people.

The event website claims the party will be “the Holiday Event of the Year” and guaranteed to “give you a lifetime of festive memories.”

 

[Dogsauce]

Kayleigh McEnany Promoting 'Merrymaking' Trump Party Gets Less Than Festive Response

The former White House press secretary promoted “Florida’s greatest Christmas party," where a ticket costs $10,000 for one photo with Donald Trump.

news.yahoo.com

I’d chip in for the crowdfunder to send a few omicron sufferers to mingle with the great and good.

 

[Ming]

Kayleigh McEnany Promoting 'Merrymaking' Trump Party Gets Less Than Festive Response

The former White House press secretary promoted “Florida’s greatest Christmas party," where a ticket costs $10,000 for one photo with Donald Trump.

news.yahoo.com

Ten grand to get within arms length of the cunt? Quite good value.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Ten grand to get within arms length of the cunt? Quite good value.

We should listen to the NRA. To make sure everything goes just right, there needs to be more good guys with guns in attendance.

 

[Ming]

We should listen to the NRA. To make sure everything goes just right, there needs to be more good guys with guns in attendance.

We can claim self defence like Kyle!

 

[Yossarian]

I’d chip in for the crowdfunder to send a few omicron sufferers to mingle with the great and good.

At $10K a pop I'd want the guests I send to have Ebola or at least bubonic plague.

 

[Ming]

At $10K a pop I'd want the guests I send to have Ebola or at least bubonic plague.

 

[BigMoaner]

It’s amazing and mind blowing how such an ugly human being can be loved by so many.

 

[BigMoaner]

Has the man ever said sorry genuinely in his life?

 

[Raheem]

(wrong thread)

 

[krtek a houby]

Has the man ever said sorry genuinely in his life?

Doubt he understands the concept. What's there to be sorry about, when you're Donald Trump?

 

[8ball]

Ten grand to get within arms length of the cunt? Quite good value.

I think they probably frisk you.

 

[8ball]

Dp

 

[Ming]

It’s amazing and mind blowing how such an ugly human being can be loved by so many.

I think the mind set’s a bit like the kids at school who hang out with the bullies because they’re weak and don’t want to be bullied themselves. Hanging out in the bullies crew gives protection and a boost to the self esteem (’I’m hanging out with the tough guys’).

 

[8ball]

I think the mind set’s a bit like the kids at school who hang out with the bullies because they’re weak and don’t want to be bullied themselves. Hanging out in the bullies crew gives protection and a boost to the self esteem (’I’m hanging out with the tough guys’).

It’s not a mindset that is restricted to any particular faction, either.

 

[Ming]

It’s not a mindset that is restricted to any particular faction, either.

I think it's more prevelant on the right. Less empathy. Don't do false equivalency BTW. Bad tactic.

 

[spring-peeper]

She promised not to lie as press secretary for Trump.
In her upcoming book, she explains why she never lied.

Kayleigh McEnany says she didn’t lie in the White House briefing room because she went to Oxford, Harvard and Georgetown and is a Christian - Globally24, Global News Portal, USA News, Europe News, Asia News, UAE News

Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany holds a copy of the New York Post in the briefing room.Alex Wong / Getty Images Former press secretary Kayleigh McEnany claims she did not lie in the White House briefing hall. In her upcoming book, she writes that she never lied because she...

globally24.com

“Of course, I would never lie,” she writes. “How to get through Oxford, Harvard and Georgetown without a source? Without true, well-researched information? More importantly, as a faithful wife, Christian and new mother, telling the truth was in my nature and central to my family life and religious walk. “

seems everyone is writing a book.

Trump says he will create his own publishing company to print his book.

 

[Ming]

She promised not to lie as press secretary for Trump.
In her upcoming book, she explains why she never lied.

Kayleigh McEnany says she didn’t lie in the White House briefing room because she went to Oxford, Harvard and Georgetown and is a Christian - Globally24, Global News Portal, USA News, Europe News, Asia News, UAE News

Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany holds a copy of the New York Post in the briefing room.Alex Wong / Getty Images Former press secretary Kayleigh McEnany claims she did not lie in the White House briefing hall. In her upcoming book, she writes that she never lied because she...

globally24.com

seems everyone is writing a book.

Trump says he will create his own publishing company to print his book.

Shallow isn't it.

 

[petee]

A group of white supremacists stormed through downtown Washington, D.C. on Saturday evening, bearing American flags and mildly menacing plastic shields while marching to the beat of a snare drum down the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. But after chanting aggressively about their plans to “reclaim America,” their intended show of force stalled spectacularly when they lost their ride.

like, i'm not even clear on the concept

MSN

 

[Boris Sprinkler]