Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[rubbershoes]

" "Dear Christians: The vaccines contain a bioluminescent marker called LUCIFERASE so that you can be tracked. Read the last book of the New Testament to see how this ends," "

Newsmax distanced itself from its White House correspondent after she claimed COVID vaccines contain a 'bioluminescent marker' to track people

Newsmax's White House reporter Emerald Robinson claimed falsely that COVID-19 vaccines contain luciferin. She was promptly suspended by Twitter.

www.google.com

The article confirms there is a chemical called luciferase in the vaccine. But the christians don't read past that

E2a I'm talking bollocks.

 

[gentlegreen]

The article confirms there is a chemical called luciferase in the vaccine. But the christians don't read past that

no it doesn't.

 

[rubbershoes]

no it doesn't.

I shouldn't read articles before I've had a cup of tea, should I?

 

[gentlegreen]

I shouldn't read articles before I've had a cup of tea, should I?

luciferase is used as a marker in genetic research, but it would have no utility in this context.

 

[rubbershoes]

luciferase is used as a marker in genetic research, but it would have no utility in this context.

Hail Satan anyway

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Cloo]

Now GOP seems determined to deign anything involving any care or concern for any other human being evil communism, I'm wondering what they do actually like?

 

[Cloo]

I presume they think the only correct use of the budget is police, army, veterans, coal mines and oil wells?

 

[Ax^]

 

[Cloo]

But Trump wasn't commie because he wore a HARD HAT!

 

[petee]

Now GOP seems determined to deign anything involving any care or concern for any other human being evil communism

one detail, not "now". this has been going on forever.

 

[krtek a houby]

Steve Bannon, grifter and fake human being has been charged with contempt of Congress

ETA: Problems linking this but here we go

Steve Bannon charged with contempt of Congress

 

[Ming]

Steve Bannon, grifter and fake human being has been charged with contempt of Congress

ETA: Problems linking this but here we go

Steve Bannon charged with contempt of Congress

He'll get away with it. To be fair though he has been moonlighting as the bass player in Toad the Wet Sprocket so he's slipped a few pegs.

 

[petee]

land of the free

"Telling agents he “did not have to stop” because “it’s a free country,” a 44-year-old Minneapolis man is charged with threatening TSA workers at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The charges state that he also swung a stanchion line post before throwing it at agents, taking his clothes off and masturbating"

'It's A Free Country': Man Threatens TSA Agent's Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State

Towers allegedly told one TSA employee that he was going to "kill" them. Officers gave him commands to stop and move away from the checkpoint, which he did not abide. The charges state that's when Towers was Tasered.

minnesota.cbslocal.com

 

[krtek a houby]

Tosser!

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

land of the free

"Telling agents he “did not have to stop” because “it’s a free country,” a 44-year-old Minneapolis man is charged with threatening TSA workers at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The charges state that he also swung a stanchion line post before throwing it at agents, taking his clothes off and masturbating"

'It's A Free Country': Man Threatens TSA Agent's Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State

Towers allegedly told one TSA employee that he was going to "kill" them. Officers gave him commands to stop and move away from the checkpoint, which he did not abide. The charges state that's when Towers was Tasered.

minnesota.cbslocal.com

Possibly some mental health problems involved reading this.

 

[josef1878 2.0]

Possibly some mental health problems involved reading this.

I would never have guessed that.

 

[extra dry]

So what is the take here Big bird is some tool of government forcing everyone to get immunized?

 

[Ax^]

aye just like that big Shill Santa in the Tesco's ad

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[Dogsauce]

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I’ve just seen the exact same meme on some site taking the piss out of dead anti-vaxxers, only it was a CNN van. Adapt meme to suit your political position I guess.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[krtek a houby]

They're very concerned about muppets, cartoons and potato heads

The announcement by Disney in late February that it had added warnings to some episodes of "The Muppet Show" that contained "negative depictions" and "mistreatment of people or cultures" brought outrage from conservatives. "KERMIT NEXT?" tweeted Fox News' Sean Hannity. Added Trump Jr.: "Apparently The Muppets have now been canceled. There's nothing these psychos won't destroy. Liberalism is a disease."

Analysis: Why Republicans think Dr. Seuss and Mr. Potato Head can save them

 

[spring-peeper]

News Of Donald Trump's MAGA Picture Book Gets Shredded On Twitter

“Our Journey Together" promises to capture “the greatness" of the Trump White House, but critics aren't convinced.

news.yahoo.com

The twice impeached president reportedly handpicked and captioned every picture in “Our Journey Together,” according to the 45books.com website.

Some captions are even “in his own handwriting,” per the blurb.

The book claims to capture “the greatness of the last four years unlike anything else that has been published,” says the publicity.

“Relive the unforgettable moments of President Trump’s time in the White House: building the southern border wall; cutting America’s taxes; confirming almost 300 federal judges and 3 Supreme Court justices; rebuilding our military; creating Space Force; dealing with Kim Jong-Un, President Xi, President Putin, and many other world leaders; and battling liberals on two impeachment witch hunts!” it brags.

Signed copies are available to preorder for $229.99. Unsigned copies are priced at $74.99. It is slated to ship in December.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Only available from The Franklin Mint, Lulu or PriceDropTV

 

[petee]

 

[Ming]

The Republican Party is starting to remind me of the bad guys in Mad Max 2. Party of the barbarians.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

I’ve just seen the exact same meme on some site taking the piss out of dead anti-vaxxers, only it was a CNN van. Adapt meme to suit your political position I guess.

Yep that's memes for ya