Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[petee]

Tucker Carlson Goes Full ‘1984’ With ‘Cameras In The Classroom’ Proposal

The Fox News personality suggested police-style body cameras to check on what every teacher is telling their students.

www.huffpost.com

he may be piggybacking on this

Group Suggests Body Cameras to Keep Critical Race Theory Out of Schools

"If police do a better job interacting with the public when they are wearing body cameras, how much more important is it for teachers to do the same?" the Nevada Family Alliance asked.

www.newsweek.com

"our grammar school children are being indoctrinated with critical race theory" is the new "trump won".

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump loyalists pose with bizarre 'path to Trump' diagram

Trump loyalsts Gen. Mike Flynn and MyPillow exec Mike Lindell posed in front a large whiteboard that puts Donald Trump at its focal point with dozens of political figures and entities all pointing to him.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The creators call it a 'path to Trump,' and it features a bizarre conglomeration of individuals with a series of lines and arrows all ultimately pointing to the former president who has turned out throngs of followers to his rallies.

'This is the path to Trump – the trail to Trump,' said an unidentified man in an April video about the whiteboard. 'We're trying to get connected, reach the man.'


Lindell, a Trump advisor who continues to promote Trump's election fraud claims, can be seen grinning in front of the board. Flynn, who was convicted of lying to the FBI about his conversations with the Russian ambassador before being pardoned by Trump, grins and gives a thumbs-up sign.

PatriotTakes, which says it exposes right wing extremism on the internet, posted images of the board, after Flynn posted the image of himself in front of it on his Telegram account Tuesday.

There are other more circuitous routes, such as one that lists federal prosecutor John Durham, Pastor David Bendett, Georgia lawyer Lin Wood, and Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani, the Trump lawyer, is pictured immediately to Trump's right ear, with televangelist Trump advisor pastor Paula White just below him. Both have direct arrows pointing to Trump.

Can't seem to copy the white board, but definitely worth while opening the link to see the nonsense.

eta: got it from here - Mike Lindell made an insane election conspiracy diagram that has to be seen to be believed

 

[quiet guy]

That's some full on batshit theorising

 

[Ax^]

 

[krtek a houby]

Rudy Giuliani suspended from practicing law in Washington, D.C.

Good

 

[krtek a houby]

45 having another legal tantrum

Trump sues Facebook, Twitter and Google, claiming censorship

 

[steveo87]

If he were capable of emotion, I'm sure Zuckerberg would be laughing his head off about this.

 

[quiet guy]

Don't think he's had his humour chip enabled

 

[krtek a houby]

Just pretend that we won!

Drunken Giuliani urged Trump to ‘just say we won’ on election night, book says

 

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[wemakeyousoundb]

another FBI project?

 

[Ax^]

would not surprise me its so on the nose, plus its a cheap Andriod phone made in China


3d Chess thinking from the people worried about huawei

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump decries The Open Championship not being played at his Scotland golf course

Former President Trump released a statement on Saturday saying The Open Championship should have been played at his golf course in Scotland.

thehill.com

I have spent some time watching The Open Championship (formerly known as The British Open), and it is terrific! But as almost all of the great players, sportscasters, and golf aficionados know, the greatest site and course of all for The Open is Turnberry, in Scotland," Trump said on Saturday.

"It is truly a magical place, the players want to be there, and at some point in time the players will be there. But this course was not chosen for The Open because they consider a wonderful person, and many-time Club Champion, named Donald J. Trump, to be too controversial — this is, of course, a false reputation caused mainly by the Fake News Media," he added.

many-time Club Champion - yeah, right.
I'm betting he played by himself and cheated!!!

Many businesses disassociated themselves from Trump after the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, with social media companies taking down his profiles and businesses dropping their partnerships with the Trump Organization.

I'm betting this was the main reason.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Trump decries The Open Championship not being played at his Scotland golf course

Former President Trump released a statement on Saturday saying The Open Championship should have been played at his golf course in Scotland.

thehill.com

many-time Club Champion - yeah, right.
I'm betting he played by himself and cheated!!!



I'm betting this was the main reason.

When the Trump Organisation win in court against that malicious NY witch hunt HE will be vindicated!

Spoiler: I

I might have doctored that second quote

 

[spring-peeper]

Spoiler: I

I might have doctored that second quote

I want to know where Marty1 took his girlfriend for dinner.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

I want to know where Marty1 took his girlfriend for dinner.

I would guess the restaurant at the end of the universe

 

[AmateurAgitator]

I want to know where Marty1 took his girlfriend for dinner.

He probably didn't really have a girlfriend

 

[AmateurAgitator]

I would guess the restaurant at the end of the universe

He wasn't as interesting as that

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

He probably didn't really have a girlfriend

He wasn't as interesting as that

It was a different way of saying what you said

 

[petee]

republican are even stealing their own elections now

College Republicans in disarray after "stolen" election

Allegations of voter fraud were rampant. Audits are likely. Some states may even secede

www.salon.com

 

[Ax^]

Can we just take it as fact that the texas reaction to almost every situation is to start talking about seceding

 

[pogofish]

I'm betting this was the main reason.

Nope - the organisers of the Open gave their reasons for not choosing Trump some years ago, possibly even before he was elected. It was well covered in the golfing press at the time, so a bit of Googling should turn it up. IIRC amongst the various reasons, they said they had no objection on Turnberry itself but Not “Trump Turnberry“ and would only return when the focus was on the championship itself, not the (or indeed any) owner.

Also, Turnberry last hosted the Open in 2009, so with the rota system they use, it would be unlikely to even come-up for consideration again until at least 2024/25.

 

[petee]

i'm no longer clear on the concept

Candace Owens wants Tomi Lahren canceled for endorsing Caitlyn Jenner

Owens, an outspoken critic of "cancel culture," says Tomi Lahren should be banned from TPUSA over Jenner support

www.salon.com

Pro-Trump pundit Candace Owens has suggested that Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren should be barred from speaking at Turning Point USA's youth gathering in the future after Lahren's positive comments about Caitlyn Jenner.

Owens' remarks, which seem reminiscent of the "cancel culture" she has often attacked, were made Wednesday morning on TPUSA founder Charlie Kirk's podcast.

Owens expressed dismay that the conservative movement's "big-tent philosophy says that we need to be more like the left." She continued, "In fact, I think Turning Point should kick out more people from their conferences."

Owens mentioned the "conservative porn star" who was booted from TPUSA's weekend event in Tampa, before moving on to Caitlyn Jenner.

 

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[petee]

she may not be the sharpest light bulb in the deck

she declared she likes Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson, but does not like “traitors who hate America.”

In One Tweet, AZ Lawmaker Says She Likes Robert E. Lee and Doesn’t Like ‘Traitors’

Who's gonna tell her?

www.mediaite.com

 

[petee]

xians, eh

"A Texas man broke several commandments last week after he set his family’s home on fire, killing his brother and injuring his mother, because the family didn’t follow the bible"

i saw this in rhe NYDN, which is blocked over there

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

 

[spring-peeper]

xians, eh

"A Texas man broke several commandments last week after he set his family’s home on fire, killing his brother and injuring his mother, because the family didn’t follow the bible"

i saw this in rhe NYDN, which is blocked over there

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

Texas man accused of killing brother, hurting mom and burning down home because they didn’t follow Bible

A Texas man broke several commandments last week after he set his family’s home on fire, killing his brother and injuring his mother, because the family didn’t follow the bible.

www.aol.com

According to ABC-7, Mills allegedly told detectives that he ignited a couch and was seeking to purge the home of biblical “evil.”

“Once the sofa caught on fire, he walked outside the house and waited to see if his mother or brother would go outside but they didn’t,” the affidavit obtained by KTSM reads. “The defendant advised that he waited outside the residence with large rocks in his hands in the event that both his brother and mother had made it out the burning residence.”

Mills later told police he was upset his mother and brother did not follow the bible.

Mills has been charged with capital murder and arson.

 

[petee]