Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
My ambition is to knock someone the fuck out that tries that on a car of mine. I'm saving up for a Lambo to make it happen.
Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.
- Thread starter teuchter
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My ambition is to knock someone the fuck out that tries that on a car of mine. I'm saving up for a Lambo to make it happen.
T & P
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Though also generously providing free ammunition for future hypocrisy charges if you choose to further support calls to ban all those evil death machines blighting our very existence
teuchter
je suis teuchter
You're still struggling to grasp what it is I want to ban.Though also generously providing free ammunition for future hypocrisy charges if you choose to further support calls to ban all those evil death machines blighting our very existence
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Pretty much everyone in that video came across as an idiot except possibly the driver of the last Lamborghini who managed to restrain himself from thumping the guy who kicked his car. I was surprised by the kickers and keyers themselves though, most of them looked like respectable upstanding citizens who would just tut-tut rather than react aggressively.
Best bit by a long way was the cop telling the guy with the phone he was seizing it as evidence, "What no you can't have my phone!"
Best bit by a long way was the cop telling the guy with the phone he was seizing it as evidence, "What no you can't have my phone!"
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
I think you had fun blatting around the countryside in your hatchback, definitely not keeping at sub-40 mph speeds and absolutely delighted that you weren’t in a succession of buses.
teuchter
je suis teuchter
Kickers and keyers are by definition respectable upstanding citizens.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
In fairness, half of these cars are on foreign plates and the assaults are in and around Knightsbridge. Every year there's an influx of these fucking things where rich kids from Monaco and the Gulf States fly their cars over for what they call "the season" and wreak havoc, knowing full well they can't be done unless they're physically arrested. If that happens they often get diplomatic immunity somehow. I'd be quite happy if all their cars were crushed.
maomao
普費斯
Great post.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
If only you could summon up the bollocks to join them, rather than fantasising about it on message boards.
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
All twats. The drivers and the angry kickers/keyers.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
The last driver was a thoroughly decent bloke!
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Yes he was. I should have said "except the last driver"!
teuchter
je suis teuchter
No he wasn't - he had a stupid car, was revving it uneccessarily, and then tried to gaslight the man who took completely reasonable action.
The guy shouldn't have apologised; he should have escalated to keying, seeing as the driver hadn't learned his lesson from the milder action.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Straight to keying? And miss out the terrible 2s and feet stamping?
T & P
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Like teuchter I'm all for direct action against anti-social road users. We could, for instance, spray entitled zombie lemmings who don't wait for the green man at traffic light pedestrian crossings with a water gun, or slash the tyres of cyclists caught riding on the pavement or jumping traffic lights.
This type of actions, coupled with those targetting antisocial car drivers, would sure ensure every road user, whether on foot, two wheels or four, would soon learn to behave responsibly and respectfully when out and about
This type of actions, coupled with those targetting antisocial car drivers, would sure ensure every road user, whether on foot, two wheels or four, would soon learn to behave responsibly and respectfully when out and about
teuchter
je suis teuchter
The terrible 2s and foot stamping is reserved for car owners, as demonstrated in the video.
maomao
普費斯
And on this thread.
sleaterkinney
Well-Known Member
Proper speeding laws:
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
Epic level work
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Funny enough, I collected a mate from Brighton hospital yesterday, and there's loads of cyclists acting like complete twats in the city, I've never witnessed such behaviour, maybe the sun got to them.
I always leave plenty of space when I overtake them, yet they are happy to speed past on the inside with just inches to spare, or cut across in front of me to turn right, with no warning whatsoever, and forcing me to brake hard, suddenly weaving out of the cycling lane into the car lane, to over take, without even looking, etc. etc.
Having to put up with that behaviour all day long, on a daily basis, it's hardly surprising that some professional drivers get aggressive with some of the cycling twats.
I always leave plenty of space when I overtake them, yet they are happy to speed past on the inside with just inches to spare, or cut across in front of me to turn right, with no warning whatsoever, and forcing me to brake hard, suddenly weaving out of the cycling lane into the car lane, to over take, without even looking, etc. etc.
Having to put up with that behaviour all day long, on a daily basis, it's hardly surprising that some professional drivers get aggressive with some of the cycling twats.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
It's in the highway code that you should give at least as much room to a cylist as you would to car when overtaking
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
And?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
so her advice is correct and she is not a moron
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
No. This is wrong.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
Call the police if you see a cyclist cycling along pavements, it might be a terrorist.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Practically a certainty in London.
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
read an article in the news this morning. A woman got her Dad's car confiscated after "insane" driving whilst under the influence of drugs.
The anti car brigade are missing a trick. Be nice to Lamborgini drivers so they allow you to borrow their car. Then go fucking mental, and the police seize the vehicle.
