Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.
- Thread starter teuchter
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
That would look a bit unsightly, and tbh, I wouldn't mind having a few cars around the house now that I have the space for them. My go-to car will still be something quite economical, but this thread has convinced me that I definitely need something that does less than 20mpg, just for the odd day out to balance my carbon quota.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
That's fuck all to do with being driver and everything to do with being an utter cunt who should've been drowned at birth. Also grist to the mill for my campaign to ban middle eastern number-plated cars from UK roads.
8 Signs A Guy Suffers From SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)
Being overly grossed out by periods, denouncing chick flicks, claiming that females cannot be funny, and refusing to do “womanly” activities are a few side effects of this symptom.
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Or you could be speeding on an illegal electric bicycle, and get off absolutely Scott free when you mow somebody down and kill them before fleeing the scene of the crime.
E-bike rider cleared of killing pedestrian in east London
The court heard he was going around 30mph in a 20mph zone when he hit the pedestrian.
metro.co.uk
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I'm torn on the issue in fairness. On the one hand I don't wish to condone too much illegal behaviour by drivers. On the other hand I'm fully aware of how much the perceived unfairness irritates people like you, and I want more of that!
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
The irony of maomao liking your post when number 3 on the list is unwarranted rage8 Signs A Guy Suffers From SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)
Being overly grossed out by periods, denouncing chick flicks, claiming that females cannot be funny, and refusing to do “womanly” activities are a few side effects of this symptom.
maomao
普費斯
Dunno. Think your rage at me mentioning your alcoholism after years of following me around the boards accusing me of racism, wife beating, hard drug abuse was pretty fucking unwarranted and I doubt your idiot mate has calmed down properly even now.The irony of maomao liking your post when number 3 on the list is unwarranted rage
Athos
Well-Known Member
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
That wasn't rage, it was an entirely justified response.
In other news, cyclists are impotent.
Impotence and nerve entrapment in long distance amateur cyclists - PubMed
The frequency of impotence, numbness of the penis, hand weakness and sensory symptoms from the fingers in bicycle sport may be higher than hitherto recognized. It afflicts both experienced cyclists and novices. In some, the complaints may last up to eight months. Besides changing the hand and...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Yep - that's terrible as well. More akin to a motorbike than a push bike.Or you could be speeding on an illegal electric bicycle, and get off absolutely Scott free when you mow somebody down and kill them before fleeing the scene of the crime.
E-bike rider cleared of killing pedestrian in east London
The court heard he was going around 30mph in a 20mph zone when he hit the pedestrian.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
That may seem a shockingly light sentence, but if that crime had been committed by someone who was drunk, disqualified, texting and failed to stop, they'd probably get a few months extra. So in that context it's "fair".
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
With fava beans and a nice Chianti.
T & P
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Really? I'd say quite the opposite. Do you want to compare the road behaviour between bikers and cyclists around pedestrians, whether on the pavement, the road, or pedestrian crossings? Or the compliance with red lights of bikers vs cyclists? Because it doesn't look pretty for the latter group.
maomao
普費斯
Entirely justified for me to mention your drinking too, lest anyone mistake you for an honest interlocutor and not the drivel spewing abusive drunk that you are.
1997. They reinvented bike seats mid-90s because of that, men's ones all have the little cut out bit. It's motorcyclists that are impotent these days:In other news, cyclists are impotent.
Impotence and nerve entrapment in long distance amateur cyclists - PubMed
The frequency of impotence, numbness of the penis, hand weakness and sensory symptoms from the fingers in bicycle sport may be higher than hitherto recognized. It afflicts both experienced cyclists and novices. In some, the complaints may last up to eight months. Besides changing the hand and...
Do motorcyclists have erectile dysfunction? A preliminary study - International Journal of Impotence Research
The aim of the present study was to evaluate the relationship between motorcycling and erectile dysfunction (ED). We investigated the relationship between motorcycling and erectile function using the 5-items version of the International Index of Erectile Function (IIEF5) in 234 motorcyclists...
www.nature.com
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Boom!Entirely justified for me to mention your drinking too, lest anyone mistake you for an honest interlocutor and not the drivel spewing abusive drunk that you are.
1997. They reinvented bike seats mid-90s because of that, men's ones all have the little cut out bit. It's motorcyclists that are impotent these days:
Do motorcyclists have erectile dysfunction? A preliminary study - International Journal of Impotence Research
The aim of the present study was to evaluate the relationship between motorcycling and erectile dysfunction (ED). We investigated the relationship between motorcycling and erectile function using the 5-items version of the International Index of Erectile Function (IIEF5) in 234 motorcyclists...
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Have you considered asking for a refund for those anger management classes, because they don't seem to be working?
maomao
普費斯
My counselling for ptss was funded through my uni and has concluded so nothing to refund. More than anything else though I think seeing you two lose your shit so embarrassingly on Friday night has helped me put my own problems in perspective. Thank you.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
It seems he can't help himself. I know doctors like to apply labels to certain traits but surely there comes a time when you have to just throw your hands in the air and resign yourself to the fact that some people are just cunts and there's no cure for it.Boom!
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I'm going to be busy scouring the ads, looking for something with a turbo that I can pump up to 400bhp or more. I have my eye on a few but im looking for something with an LSD for a bit of fun.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
I reckon there could be a market here for fake Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, Rollers etc that are just dummies that people buy to park in their drive.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Stop being so vile then. it’s really depressing reading. You don’t seem to be aware of how toxic you’ve made this place .
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Fuck off.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
There you go. Time to find somewhere else to be a bully boy who enjoys upsetting people
