Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.

[T & P]

I think it’s you who’s working at bicycle speeds this morning edcraw .

The act of following a tanker only for it to turn out to be carrying cement instead of fuel is of course funny as fuck. Rejoicing at those drivers wasting fuel in the process is however the last thing any car prohibitionist should be doing. Yet, it sadly sums up perfectly the prohibitionists’ mindset.

 

[Spymaster]

Oh dear the “big boys” are a bit slow this morning. They’re trying to find petrol to fill up but wasting what little they have whilst trying to find it.

Jokes only just been done, Einstein.

You’re that Kirk bloke of Coronation Street, aren’t you?

 

[Spymaster]

I think it’s you who’s working at bicycle speeds this morning edcraw .

The act of following a tanker only for it to turn out to be carrying cement instead of fuel is of course funny as fuck. Rejoicing at those drivers wasting fuel in the process is however the last thing any car prohibitionist should be doing. Yet, it sadly sums up perfectly the prohibitionists’ mindset.

Frank’s not a Prohibitionist. He’s a very naughty boy.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

I think it’s you who’s working at bicycle speeds this morning edcraw .

The act of following a tanker only for it to turn out to be carrying cement instead of fuel is of course funny as fuck. Rejoicing at those drivers wasting fuel in the process is however the last thing any car prohibitionist should be doing. Yet, it sadly sums up perfectly the prohibitionists’ mindset.

I think you're slightly over analysing things here. We're simply laughing at thick twats who a) are tragic enough to blindly follow a tanker around and b) are stupid enough to not notice it's actually carrying cement.

Their wasting fuel and thus making their situation even more desperate is merely the icing on an already tasty cake.

 

[Spymaster]

Their wasting fuel ...

They're

 

[maomao]

They're

Wrong.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

They're

Nope

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

See, drivers can't even get basic language correct, what hope do they have when controlling a large mechanical object?

 

[maomao]

See, drivers can't even get basic language correct, what hope do they have when controlling a large mechanical object?

Apparently Spymaster drives a BMW because it's the only brand of car he can spell.

 

[platinumsage]

We're simply laughing at thick twats

Cyclists are a source of much finer laughter material:

 

[Spymaster]

Apparently Spymaster drives a BMW because it's the only brand of car he can spell.

That was pretty good for you.

 

[liquidindian]

I tried to find a similar funny car video but all I can find are depressing news stories.

 

[two sheds]

That mortar truck is an updated version of the divinely inspired goose that people followed to go on a Crusade in 1096. Humans clearly haven't changed all that much in near a thousand years.

 

[platinumsage]

I tried to find a similar funny car video but all I can find are depressing news stories.

Banning private car ownership would deprive the world of epics like this:

 

[Spymaster]

Banning private car ownership would deprive the world of epics like this:

That one's a classic. You want them both to die horribly.

 

[edcraw]

Jokes only just been done, Einstein.

You’re that Kirk bloke of Coronation Street, aren’t you?

God, you watch Eastenders and Coronation Street!

 

[Spymaster]

God, you watch Eastenders and Coronation Street!

Hook, line, and sinker!

Working class hatred alive and well, I see. It can't be intellectual snobbery because, well, it's you.

 

[edcraw]

Hook, line, and sinker!

Working class hatred alive and well, I see. It can't be intellectual snobbery because, well, it's you.

Is trolling message boards also a strictly working class pursuit?

 

[edcraw]

 

[liquidindian]

Eastenders, now we're talking proper anti-car propaganda. Looks like there have been about 25 deaths involving a vehicle according to a wiki I found. I guess if you're looking for a realistic way to kill people off in London it's the simplest choice, much easier than being pushed down a hill in the countryside somewhere.

 

[T & P]

I saw on the road just now and thought of this thread

 

[Elpenor]

Banning private car ownership would deprive the world of epics like this:

Typical West Reading behaviour

 

[Elpenor]

That's my friend's twitter account

 

[Spymaster]

View attachment 290997I saw on the road just now and thought of this thread

He's well late to the party. The emissions sharing program I set up here years ago is still going strong and I'm able to run 2 huge guzzlers, thanks to the sacrifices made by other on here. Suckers!

 

[teuchter]

Cyclists are a source of much finer laughter material:

If that guy had been driving a car instead of a bike, the dog would probably have been killed. That's what car advocates want - innocent dogs to be killed and their owners left heartbroken.

 

[T & P]

If that guy had been driving a car instead of a bike, the dog would probably have been killed. That's what car advocates want - innocent dogs to be killed and their owners left heartbroken.

Well, it’s rather annoying when they start barking in the middle of the night. So you can thank car owners for your restful night sleep

 

[teuchter]

I think I might start following and submitting photos to this account:

https://twitter.com/BlatantWatch

Will still post some photos on this thread as well, for educational purposes.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I think I might start following and submitting photos to this account:

https://twitter.com/BlatantWatch

Will still post some photos on this thread as well, for educational purposes.

Your life is so full of adventure. Your anecdotes must have all the ladies swooning at parties.

 

[edcraw]

Your life is so full of adventure. Your anecdotes must have all the ladies swooning at parties.

Such a “big boy”!

 

[beesonthewhatnow]