Entirely unashamed anti car propaganda, and the more the better.

[Spymaster]

This is an obvious non seqitur, but do go ahead and explain the nonsense logic that leads you to say this. Just for entertainment value.

Rectums

 

[edcraw]

Emily Matlis quite rightly calls bullshit on the war on motorists:

 

[Spymaster]

The first thing I ask myself when considering transport issues is always “what would Emily Maitlis think about this?”

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The first thing I ask myself when considering transport issues is always “what would Emily Maitlis think about this?”

She’s right though.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

She’s right though.

Not for me she isn’t, motoring is far more expensive these days than when I was pootling around in a 12 year old 950cc Fiesta…

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Not for me she isn’t, motoring is far more expensive these days than when I was pootling around in a 12 year old 950cc Fiesta…

Tough shit really

 

[maomao]

If I was in charge of a war on motorists it wouldn't be a metaphorical one.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[T & P]

A war between motorists and cyclist/peds would be quite amusing, though I fear rather short-lived and one-sided...

 

[maomao]

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Fat-shaming. Nice. At least I don't need a fucking motor to go up a hill twat.

 

[maomao]

A war between motorists and cyclist/peds would be quite amusing, though I fear rather short-lived and one-sided...

Yes, the side with poor manoeuvrability sitting on tanks of highly-flammable fuel would obviously lose.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Fat-shaming. Nice. At least I don't need a fucking motor to go up a hill twat.

Fat shaming


Touchy twat

 

[maomao]

Fat shaming


Touchy twat

The only thing I'm offended by is the poor quality of your abuse. Ha ha ha fat fella. Maybe you could get a job writing for Jim Davidson

 

[Teaboy]

If I was in charge of a war on motorists it wouldn't be a metaphorical one.

I thought your war was against private motorists? As a non-car owner I would not like to be caught in the crossfire.

 

[maomao]

I thought your war was against private motorists? As a non-car owner I would not like to be caught in the crossfire.

Crikey, endless jokes about killing and mutilating cyclists raise barely a whimper of complaint from the morality police of Urban75 but a bored moment's careless hyperbole directed at the luckless drivers of the world and they're all crawling out of the woodwork.

 

[T & P]

I thought your war was against private motorists? As a non-car owner I would not like to be caught in the crossfire.

There has been great confusion in this forum about whether the car abolitionists want to ban all cars, or only those that are privately owned. Why, only the other day there was a mini wankfest over the fact that an episode of Corrie had highlighted the issue of cars in our cities by a poor child coughing due to pollution, and having to dodge a van, or something terrible to that effect, and yet again used as an argument against private car ownership.

If only those vehicles had not been privately owned, the child would not had endured such ordeal, because everyone knows car club vehicles and hire vans don't cause pollution, congestion, or injuries, as they are manufactured with fairy magic technology not available to private vehicles.

 

[Spymaster]

Crikey, endless jokes about killing and mutilating cyclists raise barely a whimper of complaint from the morality police of Urban75 but a bored moment's careless hyperbole directed at the luckless drivers of the world and they're all crawling out of the woodwork.

Testicles

 

[Teaboy]

Crikey, endless jokes about killing and mutilating cyclists raise barely a whimper of complaint from the morality police of Urban75 but a bored moment's careless hyperbole directed at the luckless drivers of the world and they're all crawling out of the woodwork.

Sorry, I thought I was playing along with the joke. I didn't realise you were being serious.

 

[maomao]

Testicles

Is this the prelude to another of your fantasies about cyclists private parts? You should get your own Wordpress for that stuff.

 

[edcraw]

I don’t think anyone wants to see any vehicles banned just very heavily restricted particularly in cities when most are managing perfectly fine without them.

 

[Spymaster]

Is this the prelude to another of your fantasies about cyclists private parts? You should get your own Wordpress for that stuff.

Foreskin

 

[maomao]

Foreskin

You're rubbish at that game. Haven't you seen the essays and manifestos I've been getting out of T & P from mere sentences?

 

[T & P]

I don’t think anyone wants to see any vehicles banned just very heavily restricted particularly in cities when most are managing perfectly fine without them.

 

[Spymaster]

I don’t think anyone wants to see any vehicles banned just very heavily restricted particularly in cities when most are managing perfectly fine without them.

Interesting. Do you think Emily Maitlis would agree?

 

[Spymaster]

You're rubbish at that game. Haven't you seen the essays and manifestos I've been getting out of T & P from mere sentences?

?

 

[teuchter]

Seeing as T & P wants to ban pedestrians from jaywalking I hope he's hacked both of his own legs off. Bet he hasn't though, the hypocrite.

Bet he still hasn't.

 

[T & P]

You're rubbish at that game. Haven't you seen the essays and manifestos I've been getting out of T & P from mere sentences?

Better than getting abuse, as you were dishing it out to me (again) last night.

 

[T & P]

Bet he still hasn't.

I haven't, no, because making jaywalking illegal would still legally allow pedestrians cross any given street on the overwhelming proportion of its length. You on the other hand want to ban people from using cars, period. Unless you need to use a death machine on your Scottish travels, in which case an exception (or fifty) can be made, of course.

Do you actually understand what jaywalking laws entail?

 

[teuchter]

You on the other hand want ban people from using cars, period.

You know your post a bit further up this page, where you say that some people are very confused? You're not wrong there.

 

[Saul Goodman]

This looks fun.