not-bono-ever
meh
a twat obviously. lifetime ban.defenestration.
What a twat. Everyone knows you need to hang a bit of material off the end of the ladder.
The one that everyone will move for is a fire engine...see one of those huge monsters bearing down on you with blues and twos and
you'll move, no second thoughts.
Except on motorways; years ago in the middle of the night I was bowling up the M3 at around 95 and came up behind a fire engine that had it's blue lights going, but was only doing around 80, guess that was its max speed. What's the etiquette here? I just overtook the fucker, did feel a bit rude though.
Yeah, sorry about that. I dropped my joint on the floor and was trying find it under the seat. Probably should’ve stopped.I was driving along a busy main road near my house and heard sirens behind me and an unmarked car coming up very fast. I indicated and pulled over when safe and the absolute penis behind me (in a BMW) doesn’t slow down at all and swerves past me and the car in front to overtake then swerves out again to try and stay in front of the car with flashing lights. I assumed this was a doctor car and maybe he did too but it was an unmarked police car.
He doesn’t succeed and the car blocks him off and pulls him over as well as the van in front which I think was the original target.
I moved past and could see him getting a bollocking. I hope they gave him a fucking ticket. Cunt.
You know the Audi rules. You should have tailgated and flashed the idle fuckerExcept on motorways; years ago in the middle of the night I was bowling up the M3 at around 95 and came up behind a fire engine that had it's blue lights going, but was only doing around 80, guess that was its max speed. What's the etiquette here? I just overtook the fucker, did feel a bit rude though.
All threads in this forum are threads for top gear bollocks.Thought there was another thread for the top gear bollocks.
You know it makes you look like a colossal dickhead, right?.All threads in this forum are threads for top gear bollocks.
You really think anyone cares?You know it makes you look like a colossal dickhead, right?.
Exactly, might as well act the cunt.You really think anyone cares?
CFYYou really think I care?
What's an "Audi lol" ?Drink driving all day, twice over the limit and with a previous drink driving conviction, damaged 22 cars and killed his passenger = careless driving(not dangerous!). No idea if he was driving an Audi lol.
Drink driver killed partner by crashing into garage forecourt
It’s their new SUV.What's an "Audi lol" ?
Duke of Edinburgh rolled his car earlier, walked away unhurt sadly