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He should have got himself one of these stickers...

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The great thing about Audi’s is they come with a factory fitted sign to indicate a dick is ahead of or behind you (thoughtfully they are mirror reversible).

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Audi do seem to be the choice of junior gangsters around our parts, with BMW dropping to Toyota levels of blandness.
 
Are you sure that isn’t just one of those Ghanaian coffins? (Hmm might have just discoveryed something there). Bring out your brain dead?
 
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what is it about the land/range rover brand that appeals so much to utter arseholes ? I had to have a word some a cunt in one last week who sat outside my house with the diesel engine ticking over for an hour as he waited for his mrs. An hour
 
In a 400 yard stretch of road, and only on my side, I just passed three cars parked at bus stops. It's rush hour and this is one of the main roads into the city centre for buses and indeed everyone else. One of the cars had a completely unattended infant child in the front seat.
 
SpookyFrank said:
In a 400 yard stretch of road, and only on my side, I just passed three cars parked at bus stops. It's rush hour and this is one of the main roads into the city centre for buses and indeed everyone else. One of the cars had a completely unattended infant child in the front seat.
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Should have grabbed it, that would teach them.
 
I remember someone telling me once that you could be prosecuted for being 'in charge of a vehicle whilst drunk' for merely being in the driver's seat even if the car was parked with the engine off and no key in the contact. It sounds as being in the front passenger seat can also get you prosecuted.

I suppose such law exists to deal with drunk drivers who stop their car and switch seats if signalled to stop by a police patrol. It'd be a cunt's trick if someone who, say, had driven to a campsite or festival hours earlier and had since got drunk was seen sitting in their car listening to the radio or sleeping, and got done for it if the car hadn't moved.
 
T & P said:
I remember someone telling me once that you could be prosecuted for being 'in charge of a vehicle whilst drunk' for merely being in the driver's seat even if the car was parked with the engine off and no key in the contact.
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I knew this from watching the 1980s sitcom Three Up, Two Down.
 
T & P said:
I remember someone telling me once that you could be prosecuted for being 'in charge of a vehicle whilst drunk' for merely being in the driver's seat even if the car was parked with the engine off and no key in the contact. It sounds as being in the front passenger seat can also get you prosecuted.

I suppose such law exists to deal with drunk drivers who stop their car and switch seats if signalled to stop by a police patrol. It'd be a cunt's trick if someone who, say, had driven to a campsite or festival hours earlier and had since got drunk was seen sitting in their car listening to the radio or sleeping, and got done for it if the car hadn't moved.
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It's an issue for camper van owners. Strictly speaking, if your vehicle is on, or near a public highway, and you're in the back, pissed and asleep, you can be breathalysed and charged.
 
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