TheHoodedClaw
acknowledging ur soup leg
Sorry. I meant to type: "footage of his grainy winkie".
So to bed, with an unwanted mental image of Trump's grainy winkie, and no doubt my mind will add his saggy old-man ballsack...
Cheers
Sorry. I meant to type: "footage of his grainy winkie".
Wabi-sabi is the Japanese term for that which is perfect not in spite of its imperfections, but because of them. It’s a teacup whose cracks enhance its beauty, or an asymmetrical tableau that is nevertheless balanced. Things that are wabi-sabi are not perfect, but they feel perfect. Looking at them fills you with serenity — wabi-sabi is when everything is right, including things that are wrong, because they too are essential to the whole.
Last night I — and perhaps you too — encountered a wabi-sabi rumor. I didn’t think the rumor was true, but it was so deliciously satisfying that I could not look away. It was masterpiece of evocative specificity, a glorious symphony of sordid particulars. I couldn’t believe it, nor could I disbelieve it. More accurately: I didn’t care if I believed it. It was wabi-sabi, perfectly imperfect, wildly lopsided, and yet, somehow, balanced enough to stand. It was the tale of Donald Trump’s Russian prostitute pee party.
Wabi-sabi rumors are stories that are so unbelievable, they become perversely believable again. They feel right, even when you know they aren’t, and so they take on the force of legend. Examples include Richard Gere’s gerbil, Catherine the Great’s horse, and Taylor Swift’s immortal life as a Satanic priestess. They’re rumors so compelling that even when you realize they’re false, you stay up all night reading about parallel universes — because if Mick Jagger didn’t eat a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithfull’s crotch in our universe, then surely there is some alternate reality out there, where he did?
This tale of “TRUMP’s (perverted) conduct in Moscow” is so preposterous that it feels, strangely, inevitable. Donald Trump, a germaphobe who brags about never hearing his wife fart, secretly orchestrated a Russian-prostitute pee party? Donald Trump, a “clean-hands freak” with golden hair, golden skin, and a golden home, paid a bunch of hookers for a golden shower. Donald Trump, who said Hillary Clinton “got schlonged” after taking a bathroom break during a debate: “I know where she went,” he said, face screwed with distaste. “It’s disgusting! I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting!” Donald Trump, a man who doth protest quite a bit about corporeal disgust. Donald Trump. Loves. Pee.
Donald Trump’s truly outrageous actions never seem to stick to him. The falsehoods he promoted about Barack Obama’s birth origin, on the other hand? A stench that America still hasn’t washed off. Which is why this pee-party story is so attractive — wouldn’t it be so wabi-sabi wonderful if the rumor that followed Donald Trump forever was the one about a perverse obsession with Barack Obama, embodied by a cascading waterfall of female pee?
how that cunt ashcroft nailed that cunt cameron with the pig-face fucking mini scandal. Everyone believes it to be true or at least believes that the person is perfectly capable of it.
It's said you are a germophobe. Will you kiss babies and shake hands on the trail?
I'm not germophobic. I do it. I want to make the country great, I'm going to win, I think I have a very good chance of winning. You probably are starting to feel that, too. I go through and shake hands and do what I have to do, and people like me and I like them. In Iowa, I must have shaken 2,000 hands — and those were only the ones that were next to me.
It should be impossible to imagine that people are willing to accept the precedent this sets, .
Arguably, the precedent got started with the 'Pizzagate Scandal' levelled at Clinton.
That must be a different Piers Morgan to the one who went on TV boasting about having a photo (taken by pap) of a female celebrity (part of a celebrity couple in the 80's) shagging the pet Alsatian.
I am not convinced yet, but I am hoping that this is true
How 4Chan McFooled John McCain, Buzzfeed, and the CIA Into Believing Trump's Golden Showers | Zero Hedge
The same source is now reporting something totally different, identifying a British intelligence officer who prepared the dossier.
Identity Of "Former Intelligence Officer" Who Prepared The Trump Dossier, Has Been Revealed | Zero Hedge
The same source is now reporting something totally different, identifying a British intelligence officer who prepared the dossier.
Identity Of "Former Intelligence Officer" Who Prepared The Trump Dossier, Has Been Revealed | Zero Hedge
A former British intelligence officer who is now a director of a private security-and-investigations firm has been identified as the author of the dossier of unverified allegations about President-elect Donald Trump’s activities and connections in Russia,
sadly not always betterFuck me, this is quicker than twitter