Donald Trump, the road that might not lead to the White House!

[J Ed]

After he was heckled by a kid yesterday, Ted Cruz started bragging that his daughters, who are 5 and 7 years old, get spanked when they're out of line. The rise of Donald Trump is a horrifying thing to witness, but the silver lining is that we also get to watch as Cruz's lifelong ambition is slowly crushed.

No wonder they hate him. The whole emphasis his campaign places on them is very creepy.

 

[J Ed]

How the fuck is the Trump accusing Cruz's father of being in on JFK assassination real?

 

[8ball]

How the fuck is the Trump accusing Cruz's father of being in on JFK assassination real?

We have reached a new level of WTF.

 

[Pickman's model]

We have reached a new level of WTF.

just when you think peak wtf has been reached a new height is achieved.

 

[DotCommunist]

teds dad was the gunman on the grassy knoll

 

[J Ed]

None of this is real

 

[laptop]

How the fuck is the Trump accusing Cruz's father of being in on JFK assassination real?

Whoa!

Interesting trajectory, though: Rafael Bienvenido Cruz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[agricola]

We have reached a new level of WTF.

It is magnificent to watch, at least whilst its happening to them.

 

[J Ed]

Indiana Student Pulls "Too Slow" Handshake on Ted Cruz

I almost feel sorry for him.

 

[redsquirrel]

How the fuck is the Trump accusing Cruz's father of being in on JFK assassination real?

This contest does as if it's from some alternate universe. That said "Lyin' Ted Cruz" is a great meme, everytime I see Cruz's name I mentally add the nickname.

 

[Vintage Paw]

None of this is real

Calm down, Baudrillard.

 

[J Ed]

It's going to get even weirder as Trump smuggles in genuine and pressing critiques of the Clintonite corruption and warmongering in with outright misogyny. Weirder and worse.

 

[Buckaroo]

Cruz on Trump on channel4 news. "He described his own battles with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam!" Cracking stuff, does this trump Zodiac killer and grassy knoll?

 

[TomUS]

At 6 PM ET pathological liar Donald will make his Indiana victory speech & ridicule lyin Ted some more.

 

[agricola]

At 6 PM ET pathological liar Donald will make his Indiana victory speech & ridicule lyin Ted some more.

He should. He will have managed to, on the same day, beat Cruz in a state Cruz identified as crucial, got him to deny that his dad was involved in assassinating a former president and got him to slate Fox News for being biased.

In terms of Republican post-war politics it will be one of the greatest, most complete primary victories you could possibly conceive of.

 

[TomUS]

Cruz confronted by Trump supporters yesterday....

 

[agricola]

Nearly all the media called Indiana for Trump straight after the polls closed.

 

[tim]

teds dad was the gunman on the grassy knoll

If this is true, let's hope the old boy can still aim straight and has been stocking up on barnet piercing amunition

 

[Vintage Paw]

Cruz has quit.

 

[Nylock]

That's going to send republican high command apoplectic

 

[Vintage Paw]

That's going to send republican high command apoplectic

Probably not as apoplectic as you might think. Everyone who's ever worked with him seems to hate him with a deep passion.

 

[agricola]

This Cruz speech is magnificent.

Twenty minutes on a bad history lesson focusing on the importance that "the right people" win the fight - for liberty, for justice, for the Constitution. How that fight was fought by the founders of the nation, by all the generations since, and how that fight is our fight, and how we have to win - and then announces he is quitting the race.

 

[Nylock]

Probably not as apoplectic as you might think. Everyone who's ever worked with him seems to hate him with a deep passion.

True, but don't the repub bigwigs hate The Donald more?

I read on the BBC website that Glenn Beck 'kneeled in prayer for the fate of the country' with Ted Cruz. I wonder if Beck will be blubbing on the TV tomorrow morning like he did a few years ago (can't remember over what now, just remembered how funny it was him crying like a petulant child)...

 

[TomUS]

Cruz just quit. Bye bye asshole.

 

[laptop]

Cruz has quit.

Where it say that? Even Sky has "The Cruz camp has not yet commented on the Indiana result."

E2A: ah. Live TV...

 

[redsquirrel]

As truly vile as Trump is I still find Cruz more revolting. So Trump verses Clinton, urgh.

 

[agricola]

Where it say that? Even Sky gas "The Cruz camp has not yet commented on the Indiana result."

He has quit; I have just watched his concession speech.

edit: a link confirming it

 

[DotCommunist]

True, but don't the repub bigwigs hate The Donald more?

I read on the BBC website that Glenn Beck 'kneeled in prayer for the fate of the country' with Ted Cruz. I wonder if Beck will be blubbing on the TV tomorrow morning like he did a few years ago (can't remember over what now, just remembered how funny it was him crying like a petulant child)...

it was ages ago when fox still employed him and he wept in front of a backdrop of ole glory. I can't remember why either but I remembered thinking how mental the american right were getting. They have tripled down since.

 

[Vintage Paw]

 

[Yossarian]

If this is true, let's hope the old boy can still aim straight and has been stocking up on barnet piercing amunition

They don't seem to have book depositories anymore but I guess as a weird old cunt with a gun, Cruz's dad won't have to camouflage himself to fit in at a Trump rally.