I preface my opinions on the episode by saying I'm Moffat's harshest critic, I hate the cunt.
I really loved the episode. I really like Capaldi's doctor. I was perfectly happy with his loopy stuff at the beginning. The stuff with the old tramp dude felt slightly menacing, I like menacing. I loved it when he abandoned Clara. I mean, yeah, he came back, but that moment was great. I loved the ambiguity at the end when you don't know whether he pushed him or whether he jumped (blates jumped). One of the things that I really didn't like about eleven was that he was basically a good time charlie with little thought for consequences - one of the most jarring episodes for me was the one where Diana Rigg falls down the stairs at the end, and eleven's all like, "oops, lol!" What? That's your reaction? Fuck off.
So I'm glad to see a return to a bit of a conversation about to kill or not to kill. Whatever you think about ten, I liked the way that sort of thing was dealt with. With eleven it felt more like they were just the Scooby gang heading off for hijinks. So, more of this kind of thing from Saturday's episode, please.
There was an awful lot about boyfriends - I'm not your boyfriend (to Clara), he's my boyfriend (from Missy). The former was, at least in part, aimed at the new teenage audience who got into the programme during eleven's stint - I'd even go as far as to say specifically the American teenage audience. In the weeks leading up to the start of the new series they did a MASSIVE promo tour of America. They court the audience there like they've never done here. And it is a big audience for them. Who is a different beast than it was back in the day, and since nine and ten were in the role. When we say he's writing for the audience, that audience isn't British mums and dads and their kids sitting in front of their tellies with their tea on their knee. Not only them, anyway. It's also armies of teenage girls who spend 8 hours a day reblogging gifs on tumblr. There's nothing wrong with the audience having evolved, but we have to expect different things as a result.
Aaaanyway, I found the 'I'm not your boyfriend' stuff pretty good, although I thought it went on a bit. Clara's role was greatly improved upon and she started to become the character I wish she'd been since her first episode. I'd rather companions be there to experience the adventures on our behalf and to help the doctor solve the problems, rather than being the problem that exists solely to be solved. That's especially annoying when you take into consideration Moffat's fucked up ideas about women and what they are as foreign objects of frustration and confusion to him. They are mothers or girlfriends or femme fatales or problems that require solving or fixing. I liked the stuff with Vastra and Jenny and it made them seem more like real people in a relationship (he has a rather difficult history with how he writes gay people too). However, he seemed to feel the need to throw in all that stuff about flirting, because I guess lesbians when they are around other women only have one thing on their mind, right? That was his male fantasy/inability to imagine women problem coming to the fore.
Back to the boyfriend thing: my heart sank when Missy said 'he's my boyfriend'. We've just been through all this stuff that seemingly divorces Capaldi from the old bullshit that pervaded every script over the course of eleven's stint (and Rose and Martha), where everyone's in love with him and women can't possibly have any kind of platonic relationship with him because secretly they all want in his pants... and then we get this potentially really interesting baddie at the end whose only hint at their relationship to the doctor and their motivation is 'he's my boyfriend'.
And I took it that we're meant to see her as a bit insane, so there goes the crazy woman chasing the poor man she can't have analogy as well. I really, really hope this storyline surprises me and it isn't the shower of misogynistic shite I'm expecting it to be, because this first episode felt like a renewal in more ways than one -- but sadly my absolute hatred of the old, bitter cunt means I have little faith.
And frankly, he only named her Missy so he can sit back and chauvinistically chuckle when he gets the Doctor to say, "now look here, Missy." Cunt.
I loved the new opening. It seems I'm in a minority there, but I thought the music was great.
Strax was wonderful. I was glad there was no bullying bullshit from the doctor like there was with eleven. His 'melt him with acid' bit was perfect. I was more than happy with the slapstick stuff, it doesn't usually bother me. I was shocked when we saw the dinosaur get burned to death. Again with the menacing and dark. I like that.
The plot itself, with the robots looking for paradise... meh. But to be honest I saw it more just like the hook on which to hang the introduction of Capaldi, and the episode worked as a whole for me. I'm less excited about the Daleks - they feel far too overused and I was never fully convinced of the way he brought them back seemingly from absolute extinction without ever really feeling the need to explain properly just why there were suddenly thousands of them again. To be honest at this point the Daleks bore me, and I'm sad about that because they used to feel epic.
So, overall I loved it. There's a lot to be excited about. Capaldi is great (I had problems hearing his dialogue at times too - I chuckled at the thought of all the Americans being confused as fuck about what he was saying). Strax, Vastra and Jenny should have their own show. Clara was the best we've ever seen her. I remain cautiously optimistic about the rest of the series, while not completely shedding those concerns about Moffat's ability to not be a sexist cuntwaffle.
9.5/10.