JimW
支那暗杀团
Soapy titwank (not a New Statesman columnist as you might think)
Do you think there's anything wrong with putting your penis in a dead pig's mouth?
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
jesus how could I forget the titwank- OK revised to 9, ten if we count trousers as a valid location but really, thats it at rest. The list refers to extra curricular activities
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Out of interest, which university did you go to?
Main point: nobody is disputing that worse stuff happens. The fact that it does has no impact on whether there is anything wrong with this particular act. It's irrelevant to the question.
Aside: I never heard of anything of the sort happening at the university I attended, not for either of my degrees. I joined a number of clubs, the worst forfeit for joining which was monetary.
chilango
Hypothetical Wanker
I've attended (in some form or other) 6 different Universities and never, ever, heard even rumours of people fucking dead pigs heads.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Loughborough.
I'm not saying it's not wrong (for certain definitions of wrong). I voted yes in the poll.
Well as a freemason I've done a number of odd things initiation/ritual-wise although, contrary to popular belief, no animals, dead or alive, have been involved so far.
There were tales told at uni of human biology/medic types pranking housemates with human body parts left in fridges, and we once made "black pudding" out of human blood and ate a piece each.
Dunno if that's more or less wrong than sticking one's cock into a pigs head.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Im not familiar with it. Is it a 60s institution? (Mine was. Not a red brick, but a breeze block uni).
Ah, fair enough.
You would say that.
Ah, yes. My uni didn't at the time have a med school (it subsequently grew one, though).
You did? Sweet Jesus.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Same. The cock in the fridge story was from a mate at Edinburgh.
Only a tiny piece!
Beyond the fact that its a stick to hit Cameron with forever and ever, a trump card that can and will be played in any debate about tory policy, behaviour and mindset, i honestly couldnt give a shit what someone does with their food. No better or worse than sticking a carot up ya jacksie and having a wank.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
You are given your own cadaver at med school, no?
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I suppose it depends on where you go. Most of the docs I've talked to about it had to share one between 2 or more.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Ah. That's even more fertile ground for dead-body-related tomfoolery.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
The old 'taking the cadaver's penis into the men's bogs and letting it fall out of your pants' trick.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
The detachable penis dream made real.
You should really leave the gherkins alone last thing of an evening.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
It's ok. In the dream, I can always stick it back on.You should really leave the gherkins alone last thing of an evening.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
When I was about 5 my parents took me to watch Harry Corbett fist Sooty, Sweep and Sue too. I often wonder if it caused permanent damage.
smmudge
i know the smudge is true
Not quite Kant's rule. He said only treat people as ends, not means. As this involves an animal rather than a person it doesn't really apply here.
He also said it's OK to do something if it would be OK if everyone did it all the time. Would it cause any problems if everyone decided they wanted to stick their penis in a dead pig? Probably not really, in itself. Think Kant would be a-ok with it you know.
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
You'd sound nasalNasal sex? Your partner would end up with a hooter like a wizard's sleeve.
Mation
real life adventure worth more than pieces of gold
Anyhoo. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with it morally, but it is certainly wrong in the context of doing something that's disgusting to most (including me, in case it's not clear!) and with contempt. It would be much less dodgy if he actually just had the hots for dead pig.
Why? Put aside why Dave did it and why is it worse? A bloke I went to School fucked an apple pie at a party because he was drunk,has seen it in a film and thought/was told it'd be a laugh. Is that the same level of wrong? What if it had been a pork pie? It is definitely less socially acceptable to stick your cock in a pigs mouth than to slaughter or eat one but is that the same as wrong?
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
18 people have answered "there's nothing wrong with that". I'm actually astounded.
I didn't know there were as many Oxford graduates on the boards.
I didn't know there were as many Oxford graduates on the boards.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
ah. but where any of these 6 oxford or cambridge?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Please say this on the piggate thread.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
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Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
What bit of it do you consider "wrong" and why, out of interest?
If it were, say, a stuffed pig, or a pig ornament/statue of some stripe, would that be wrong too? Is it an Oxbridge/privilege thing? Would it be less wrong if it happened at Reading?
As I said I'm not getting too excited about this but for me I think the wrongness is in defiling the animal like that rather than anything else, and could otherwise put it down to high jinks. A couple of years ago in Spain a group sat nearby in a restaurant had a whole suckling pig brought to the table and it wasn't long before they put sunglasses on it, a hat, and a fag in its mouth. I was uncomfortable with that too. Is sticking a cock in a pig's head (in private) worse than that?
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