Do you think there's anything wrong with putting your penis in a dead pig's mouth?

[campanula]

pfft-mere quibbles.

 

[Falcon]

Most of us have probably eaten pig cock and pig head. The pig Cameron stuck his penis in was probably slaughtered for our enjoyment not his. Is it anymore wrong than killing and eating the thing?

Or, to propose an alternative question: "Do you think there's anything wrong with putting part of a dead pig in your mouth?"

Intuitively, you might have a hard time explaining to an alien why the answer to the first question is 'yes' and the answer to the second question is 'no'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Or, to propose an alternative question: "Do you think there's anything wrong with putting part of a dead pig in your mouth?"

Intuitively, you might have a hard time explaining to an alien why the answer to the first question is 'yes' and the answer to the second question is 'no'.

yeh cos it would be unlikely yer alien spoke english or that you spoke alien. it would also be unlikely to be an obvious topic of conversation.

 

[JimW]

yeh cos it would be unlikely yer alien spoke english or that you spoke alien. it would also be unlikely to be an obvious topic of conversation.

Well, they do have pigs in space:

 

[DotCommunist]

Or, to propose an alternative question: "Do you think there's anything wrong with putting part of a dead pig in your mouth?"

Intuitively, you might have a hard time explaining to an alien why the answer to the first question is 'yes' and the answer to the second question is 'no'.

and yet when you'd explained human sexual customs, the nature of our hierachical society and the history surrounding both the alien might get it and go 'oh yeah, what a fucking freak'

 

[Doubledown]

Don't they always say in the films, "we could do that but then we would be just like them". If we don't approve slander and unsubstantiated rumour, should we not refrain from that behaviour ourselves. I think David Cameron is a tosser and sticking your Willy in a pig is very wrong, But lapping up someone's attempt at revenge is also wrong, so is breaking the confidence of some weird initiation ritual, it goes against honour in my opinion. Much as I am inwardly delighted by the story.

 

[DotCommunist]

tbh I expected far worse from the revelations seeing as they've been happy to collude in the covering up of child rape for so many years

 

[Gromit]

and yet when you'd explained human sexual customs, the nature of our hierachical society and the history surrounding both the alien might get it and go 'oh yeah, what a fucking freak'

There is in fact a book where this happens. The aliens explain how their initial theory as to the location of our sexual organs was discarded after watching deep throat. This leads to some awkward explanations about porn.

 

[andysays]

Or, to propose an alternative question: "Do you think there's anything wrong with putting part of a dead pig in your mouth?"

Intuitively, you might have a hard time explaining to an alien why the answer to the first question is 'yes' and the answer to the second question is 'no'.

If you're going to bring aliens into a thread discussing if there's anything wrong with putting your penis into a dead pig's mouth, I can think of far more interesting ways of doing it...

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

I find pig fucking much less objectionable than being a tory.

 

[stuff_it]

depends on how attractive it is.

We all know what the real quest os here; "Is the dead pig wearing toning mist?"?