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Diss music that everyone likes

Roni Size - boring, overrated and needs to just go live in a giant paper bag and get teh fook out.
 
U2 haven't recorded a nanosecond of music that isn't pompous, chest-beating, laughable shit. I bet even Bono's farts sound self-important.
 
Country & Western - Music for and by inbred white trash yanks
Folk - music for and by inbred non-Americans who stroke their beards
World music - the most utterly banal and rubbish thing ever in the history of created music. A way for the m/c to demonstrate how wonderfully open to new cultures and experiences they are.
 
house music - absolute fucking moron music, almost as bad as fucking techno! who actually lsitens to this shit?
 
Northern Soul - absolute derivative crap! unoriginal, uninspiring drivel. talentless, triehard 'musicians' who lack any notion of SOUL!
 
Comedy ska...all them festie bands like Tragic Roundabout with trombones and hilarious hats... undanceable drivel... just stop it. :mad:
 
Not a song everyone likes as such, but it has to be said. Our national anthem is a disgrace. It's a boring dirge with crap lyrics. We should be able to do much better.

My suggestion is to use the tune of Supergrass's Alright, and the basic standard UN approved national anthem lyric.

We are right, you are wrong,
We are right, you are wrong,
We are right, you are wrong,
We are right.
 
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