Diss music that everyone likes

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Goldie: You just aint all that.

 

[machine cat]

east 17 - despite trying to be macho chaqvs, did they realise how gay they looked?

 

[machine cat]

kid hideous - just give up already

 

[isitme]

kid hideous - just give up already

a shit version of war kriminals

 

[isitme]

eminem - yeah, ok, we get it

 

[machine cat]

dr dre - who? oh yeah, you. i forgot about you, what are you gonna do about it?

 

[kained&able]

prince- what a knob, overly pretentious wank that only people who were students in the 80's like. Go suck your knob, so we don't have to hear your winey voice ya prick.


dave

 

[isitme]

prince is for cunts

 

[machine cat]

wu tang - if you love china so much why don't you go and live there?

 

[isitme]

isaac hayes - yeah if you're such a genius how come chef is more famous than you?

 

[Santino]

John Lennon - if you're so cool how come you're dead?

 

[kyser_soze]

Paul Mccartney - between your dead veggie ex and the crip-a-bitch, you've made some right cunty choices of partner. And you were a beatle.

 

[isitme]

i bet paul mccartney is never going down on one knee again

 

[Santino]

i bet paul mccartney is never going down on one knee again

Yeah - he hasn't got a leg to stand on!!!!!!!




No, hang on, that's wrong.

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Rolling Stones - Like a covers band only rubbish. Combined age greater than the entire population of New Zealand. Drummer looks like serious cat.

 

[isitme]

the rolling stones all look like old lesbians nowadays

 

[kained&able]

your mum looks like an old lesbian thesedays!


dave

 

[rekil]

Captain Beefheart - Desperate gibberish drawled over the racket of a drum kit being kicked down some stairs and a child's first guitar lesson.

 

[D'wards]

Bob Marley - over rated pop reggae for the trustifarian generation - outsold by UB40 no less

 

[ericjarvis]

U2
It's a nice noise for three minutes or so lads, but basically after that it's just the same bloody song over and over again. Take a break and so something constructive. Preferably in a war zone. Ideally involving clearing minefields by hand. Record it as a live album if you really must.

 

[rekil]

U2
It's a nice noise for three minutes or so lads,

Are you sure?

 

[Fictionist]

Girls Aloud - a harem chosen by the British public thereby proving (again) they can't do music or sex.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Who even likes U2?

 

[killer b]

scott walker - 'difficult', eh? fucking bollocks more like - landfill avant-garde for men with beards.

 

[killer b]

and that jarvis cocker - lose the 'er' bit for a more accurate description of the man, and his music.

(cf. joe cocker)

 

[maomao]

All dance music. It's just computers.

 

[aylee]

isaac hayes - yeah if you're such a genius how come chef is more famous than you?

 

[kyser_soze]

Drummer looks like serious cat

Cat

Drummer

 

[Northern Uproar]

Aphex Twin - My washing machine is more tuneful

 

[Callum91]

Oasis - Just fuck off and die , now , not another album please.