Diss music that everyone likes

[killer b]

the specials - fuck off back to coventry, grandad.

 

[isitme]

the specials - fuck off back to coventry, grandad.

i never understood what the white people did in that band

 

[Spion]

The Clash. Bandwagon-jumping toff forms band that fits perfectly for fan base of complete dullards who wet themselves at a bit of faux-rage

 

[Spion]

i never understood what the white people did in that band

lead singer and keyboards for a start.

But you're Ninj so I'm not surprised you have trouble understanding anything

 

[kained&able]

i never understood what the white people did in that band

they just made it so white pople could like em without thinking that darkies would get all the money.


dave

 

[matt m]

Radiohead: cunts

 

[isitme]

Radiohead: cunts

can't believe noone said that yet

i don't think anybody likes them anymore

it sounds like a cat being tortured but it's been tortured so long that it finds torture boring rather than horrific

 

[killer b]

bruce springsteen - like john mcenroe covering meatloaf. for 8 fucking hours...

 

[isitme]

bruce springsteen - like john mcenroe covering meatloaf. for 8 fucking hours...

that would be awesome

i wouldn't listen to it, but good idea

*goes off to watch 'anything for love', she's from near newcastle ykna'*

 

[isitme]

meat loaf - shut up you fat cunt

 

[Santino]

Buena Vista Social Club - coffee table exotica for cunts.

 

[Lea]

Bjork - her voice sounds like nails scratching on a blackboard.

 

[Santino]

Goldie - it's just loud bollocks

 

[damnhippie]

steve albini - wank bag
lee perry - only pretending to be mad
brian eno - mmmmmrrrrrooooooooonnnngggggggwwhoooshhh oh sod it i'm going for a pint

 

[ericjarvis]

Queen
The best thing about Queen is their hair, and their hair is crap.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

White Stripes: for really dull who say they know everything about "music".. but really just want to sound cool

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Kylie - she's just a very very very poor man's madonna. And aussie.

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

The Mouldy Peaches: Playing folk music badly, and singing badly in no way makes you good, or "deep" you cunts.

 

[isitme]

The Mouldy Peaches: Playing folk music badly, and singing badly in no way makes you good, or "deep" you cunts.

nobody likes them

 

[cesare]

Girls Aloud

 

[isitme]

PJ Harvey - whiny bitch, it's not a wonder you don't have a boyfriend

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Husker Du - it's just mediocre punk rock played in a tin can

 

[DotCommunist]

The Fall- tedious and affected

 

[isitme]

nick cave - aka billy no mates

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

nobody likes them

Alot of my mates like them


for those that don't know

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Burial - It's just deary chin stroking bollocks for middle class guardian readers.

 

[isitme]

blur - yes they've been around for 20 years, they are still shit, give them a prize

 

[isitme]

dubstep - so music has come to this? in the old days pop stars used to get addicted to heroin, now listeners need to take heroin to enjoy it

 

[kained&able]

rakim. Your dj got first billing thats how shit you are! Pioneer my arse.


dave

 

[stupid dogbot]

nick cave - aka billy no mates

I thought that was Duncan Redmonds.