COVID-19 in America

[two sheds]

Depressing is that all the trumpers and trumpettes will be lapping it up and thinking how rude that woman was interrupting him all the time and contradicting him and how well he did in putting her down

 

[8ball]

Bloody uppity snowflake women...

 

[Lord Camomile]

Depressing is that all the trumpers and trumpettes will be lapping it up and thinking how rude that woman was interrupting him all the time and contradicting him and how well he did in putting her down

Yup, that's been in all the responses to people sharing the video.

 

[8ball]

Bizarre terminology - "the China ban"...

 

[8ball]

China virus - came from China - we banned China...

 

[elbows]

At one point I was expecting him to claim that February didnt exist because it was a leap year.

 

[8ball]

At one point I was expecting him to claim that February didnt exist because it was a leap year.

<guilty despairing giggle>

 

[Gimigimi]

lol this word salad in response to "uhh do you actually think you have unlimited authority". "we're gonna write papers, and governers, blugh, enough"

 

[8ball]

Maybe a little last question about the money he recently stole from a charity would go well here.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Pence predictably not answering the question about "the president has total authority", but by god it's a relief to at least hear a coherent sentence.

Which is immediately depressing.

 

[elbows]

<guilty despairing giggle>

You dishonest people keep saying to me 'February, February, why didnt you act in February?'. Theres no such month, you made it up, in fact I call it Fakeuary. Some very clever people agreed with me that February maybe used to exist, but the Obama administration had that page ripped out of the official calendar. We tried to put it back, but the democrats blocked us. Now I've got governors on the phone begging me for more time. They were supposed to stockpile their own time, but we've been around the world and pirated time and now there is a federal stockpile that we can give them if they really need it. We dont think they need it, but we want to be safe. What time do you want, days, weeks, months? I think we should investigate where all that time is going, the numbers dont add up, they shouldnt need that much time, I think its going out the back door. Its not for me to investigate that, but people should look into it. Maybe you in the press could do your job and look into it. I heard there is a documentary film called Time Bandits that might clue you up, you might learn something if you watch it.

 

[8ball]

Pence predictably not answering the question about "the president has total authority", but by god it's a relief to at least hear a coherent sentence.

Which is immediately depressing.

Surreal, isn't it?

Especially with the constant awareness of how evil Pence is.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Surreal, isn't it?

Especially with the constant awareness of how evil Pence is.

Yup. I mean, saying nothing new 3 years into this, but the fact that Pence is a relief should be consistently alarming, gotta keep reminding myself that!

 

[8ball]

Yup. I mean, saying nothing new 3 years into this, but the fact that Pence is a relief should be consistently alarming, gotta keep reminding myself that!

A mate of mine keeps reminding me that Pence is a threat of magnitudes higher than Trump is.
I can believe it, watching this.

 

[8ball]

Oh. Jingoism. That's nice. Was that a Fox guy?

 

[Gimigimi]

I liked the theme running through Pence's bland ramble, which was that we should all be grateful for having such amazing policies that led to having the most deaths in the world. Now back to the important questions about how to fight China for some reason and start making money for business owners again.

 

[8ball]

I liked the theme running through Pence's bland ramble, which was that we should all be grateful for having such amazing policies that led to having the most deaths in the world. Now back to the important questions about how to fight China for some reason and start making money for business owners again.

Let's not take it for granted that they can't massively extend their record on deaths.

 

[Gimigimi]

"they've got very powerful machines that they don't even know they have, very big, very powerful machines" "a lot of states, they have the big machines, they didn't even know they had them" ahahahhaha THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

 

[little_legs]

 

[8ball]

"they've got very powerful machines that they don't even know they have, very big, very powerful machines" "a lot of states, they have the big machines, they didn't even know they had them" ahahahhaha THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

<is slightly jealous of your avatar - may have mentioned that before>

 

[8ball]

Tbf - kind of hard to comment on without a lot of numbers for context.

 

[8ball]

Best ventilators ever, tremendous ventilators.
Amazing ventilators,
Ventilators for all religions.

Coming next week.

 

[Gimigimi]

Listening to Trump is like taking a really weird drug, I just kind of phase in and out of consciousness. All I know is that everything is very good, and we have absolute power, and the biggest machines, and we're talking about it with the very best people, good friends of mine having very good conversations, it's very safe and very smooth, and there's borders that we've got the best people protecting us against CHI-na.

 

[8ball]

Pence again. Relatively looking like a statesman.
Just being in the world of human grammar again is weirdly and sinisterly calming.

 

[lizzieloo]

I managed about 15 seconds of that

 

[two sheds]

yep me too

 

[little_legs]

 

[petee]

holy moly



from the article:
“I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that,” he said, repeating it a second time to claps, saying that “people are healed” in his church.

 

[two sheds]

I wonder how many he'll have taken with him though

 

[8ball]

I wonder how many he'll have taken with him though

Good point.