I'm not sure that will be good for my blood pressure.
You are missing March 9th classics such as (and I am paraphrasing slightly in places)...
Johnson:
"dont do things with no sound medical reason, or counterproductive things"
"other countries have different epidemiology"
(in regards to other countries measures) "be in no doubt we are considering all of them in due time, they may become necessary, but timing is crucial"
Vallance:
"have to do things in combination at the right time"
"push the peak into the summer"
"mass gatherings dont make much difference"
"do stuff based on where we are with the epidemic, not reaction mode"
"cannot suppress it completely, shouldnt do this or it will pop up again later in the year when the NHS is vulnerable in winter"
Whitty:
"not just what you do but when you do it"
"fatigue risk if we go too early"
"it increases slowly but then really quite fast, have to catch it before the upswing begins"