Coronavirus beards

[farmerbarleymow]

Still beardy. Who else is weak and has given up growing their beard?

 

[existentialist]

Still beardy. Who else is weak and has given up growing their beard?

Well, I trim mine about once a week, but it's still a beard...

 

[Marty1]

It's time for it to go, and to do something with the hair too, so I've started, tash be gone...

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Beard going, I think I've over done the head hair above the ear, I couldn't see WTF I was doing, with my glasses off.

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And, now the fucking beard trimmer has died, leaving me looking like this...

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I've popped it on charge, and having a couple of beers before finishing the beard, most of the head can wait until tomorrow.

Looks like you’re changing into a wearwolf.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

One thing I've noticed is that the last 1cm or so of hair at the bottom of the neckline is quite soft, like head hair, rather than wiry like the rest of the beard. Rather odd.

 

[Orang Utan]

Mine seems to be curling

 

[Numbers]

Still beardy. Who else is weak and has given up growing their beard?

Been growing mine since March 28th. I Love it but am now thinking of calling it a day, time maybe to fix up look sharp.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Been growing mine since March 28th. I Love it but am now thinking of calling it a day, time maybe to fix up look sharp.

Noooo! Let the fluffyness rule!

 

[existentialist]

One thing I've noticed is that the last 1cm or so of hair at the bottom of the neckline is quite soft, like head hair, rather than wiry like the rest of the beard. Rather odd.

Presumably that's where it morphs from facial pubes to body hair?

(I have virtually no body hair, so am in no position to comment )

 

[blairsh]

Mine seems to be curling

Winter Olympics abound!!

 

[AverageJoe]

Not only have I grown a beard but I let my 11 year old dye it (and my lockdown haircut mohican) from its usual grey to what it said on the packet was Dark Brown. It was not Dark Brown.

She literally painted my face. My 9 year old said I looked like Captain Hook.

I couldn't go out for two days (not that I wanted to) because I literally had dye all over my cheeks. It's passed now, but now I look somewhere between SAS guy Ant Middleton and Rylan Clarke Neale with a bit of Gary Numan thrown in.

There will be no pics.

 

[Orang Utan]

Aw man, you have to post a pic!

 

[blairsh]

Aw man, you have to post a pic!

Very much this.

 

[AverageJoe]

sigh

 

[Marty1]

sigh

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Looks alright.

Are you going for the unicorn effect tho?

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[AverageJoe]

Wow.

(you're probably more accurate than me tbf)

And I look like this without plastic surgery too!

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[stavros]

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So that's what happened to Rod Hull.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Mine has gone. Too hot to be hairy - winter is natural beard season.

 

[strung out]

I still have mine

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Mine was somewhat more deranged than yours strung out so it had to go. Zero crop all over again.

 

[Numbers]

Still going strong here.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Good man Numbers. Mine was probably a few weeks longer than yours so was annoying me at how unruly it was becoming.

 

[existentialist]

I'm finding mine becomes scratchy and annoying beyond about a week's growth. So it gets a fairly regular #1 about once a week, which seems to do the trick.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'm finding mine becomes scratchy and annoying beyond about a week's growth. So it gets a fairly regular #1 about once a week, which seems to do the trick.

You soon get over that phase I find, and the skin settles down. If you get some flaky skin wash the beard in anti-dandruff shampoo - works wonders.

 

[Numbers]

Took ages for my itch to go, maybe 6 week. Still get the odd scratch but I’ve been using beard oil a cpl of times a week.

I’m going to get shot of the hair soon but can see me keeping some kind of beard for the foreseeable. I’d Love a barber to trim/shape it up for me.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I’m going to get shot of the hair soon but can see me keeping some kind of beard for the foreseeable. I’d Love a barber to trim/shape it up for me.

How about these styles? They'd suit you perfectly.

 

[Numbers]

I like the bottom one, looks like you could balance a rum shot on there.

 

[Voley]

I like the bottom one, looks like you could balance a rum shot on there.

Phone on the bottom step so you can watch stuff on IPlayer. Baccy, papers on top step. Ideal.

 

[Numbers]

Farewell Dear Beard.