I meant one of my past incarnations
Well, the deal with CP is this. They had - still have, I daresay - this whole ridiculous philosophy about the 'brand' remaining 'exclusive' and actually seemed to get off on the fact that nobody outside the organisation and its graduates really knew what went on. The idea was to keep middle-manager riff-raff idiots from the programmes and only have the cream of the nation's management and leadership idiots.
The whole thing is so Emperor's New Clothes, it's ridiculous. Basically all that happens on a CP course is a series of themed days eg health, education, crime, housing etc. On each day there are expert speakers about the day's issues. The participants usually have to take part in several twee little exercises, eg pretending to design a new housing estate, etc. This makes them all feel very good about themselves. Then they all have dinner and do the networking thing. So far, so local Chamber of Commerce.
Is it a waste of taxpayers' money? Well, the money that comes from the taxpayer, yes. There are quite a few private sector participants whose companies pay, however. And there are bursary places available. To be honest, there's worse mismanagement going on in every local council - see this week's Private Eye for the amount one council is spending on neurolinguistic programming, for example.
CP has wasted far more Lottery money than they have taxpayers money. I fear that to say more would be libellous so I will stop there.
They are also notoriously bad at dealing with anyone who doesn't conform to the CP ideal once they're in the company, and it seems that this tone of arrogance has fed downwards into all their dealings.
They are not as clever as they think they are, and they are really nowhere near as important as they and, it would appear, the loonspuds, think they are.