Coffee drinkers are destroying the planet.

[Saul Goodman]

Coffee consumption is resulting in millions of acres of deforestation, with a carbon footprint worse than most meats, and it has zero nutritional value. There's also the slavery aspect, which alone should be reason enough not to drink it, yet our coffee consumption is still increasing.
Given the above, will you do the right thing and give up coffee?

 

[Serene]

Not a chance will I give up Coffee. They can ban the tea fields instead. I dont drink, smoke or take drugs. I aint stopping Coffee.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I can see this going well.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

How else do you take the smell of the pub off your breath when you talk to the in-laws?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I drink Europe's most ethically sound brand so you know. My conscience is clear. (Was anyway.)

 

[weltweit]

fairtrade

 

[Magnus McGinty]

I drink ethically sourced coffee but snort Charlie every weekend ya.

 

[weltweit]

Yea, tea plantations, an early deforestation, for what .. ?

 

[Serene]

Is sixteen cups of Coffee a day too many?

 

[Saul Goodman]

fairtrade

10 Reasons Fair-Trade Coffee Doesn't Work​

10 Reasons Fair-Trade Coffee Doesn't Work

I see you, smugly smiling over your morning cup of fair-trade coffee, gratified at the unimaginable impact your thoughtfully chosen beans must be bringing to poor coffee growers overseas. Well, think again.

www.huffpost.com

 

[Pickman's model]

How else do you take the smell of the pub off your breath when you talk to the in-laws?

Stop drinking the slops

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Ban coffee. People can drink something that's actually nice, like tea.

 

[gentlegreen]

I don't know just how genuinely "fair trade" my beans are, but I at least only drink a small amount of the best quality I can get - 16g a day is the average for Italy.
The heaviest drinkers are the Finns at twice that amount.

 

[Badgers]

There are so few coffee shops already where will the apple laptop cunts go?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Stop drinking the slops

I know.
The problem is I’ve never had a laugh in a coffee shop. I like coffee but, err, you know.

 

[Saul Goodman]

There are so few coffee shops already where will the apple laptop cunts go?

This is something I hadn't considered, but obvious grounds to push for an immediate abolition of coffee shops.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I know.
The problem is I’ve never had a laugh in a coffee shop. I like coffee but, err, you know.

Open a Windows laptop and laugh at the expression on everyone's face.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Is sixteen cups of Coffee a day too many?

Only when you stop for a day and your head explodes.

 

[MickiQ]

I prefer tea and usually drink it but I like the odd posh coffee whilst out so whilst I would miss it, it would be a (just about) bearable sacrifice. Mrs Q on the other hand reckons she couldn't get through her day of trying to drill at least a basic understanding of math into the heads of disinterested and easily distracted teenagers without her morning coffee topped up throughout the day. If coffee was banned I would be stood too close to ground zero to survive.
Screw the planet, let it burn.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

I know.
The problem is I’ve never had a laugh in a coffee shop. I like coffee but, err, you know.

You should try the Amsterdam ones.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

You should try the Amsterdam ones.

Weed doesn’t agree with me. Otherwise yeah.

 

[Serene]

I dont ever go to Coffee shops, but if I did I would have five or six at home before I went in to save money. Maybe even sneak a flask in.

 

[Serene]

If they try to ban Twirls there will be ructions. Not related, but the Lady next door who stores her Cups upside down in the cupboard so that the bit you drink from gets dirty is thus a pariah and a deviant.

 

[Saul Goodman]

If they try to ban Twirls there will be ructions.

Chocolate is next. It's as bad as coffee!

 

[MickiQ]

Chocolate is next. It's as bas as coffee!

Screw burning the planet, we'll burn you instead Heretic

 

[Serene]

Chocolate is next. It's as bas as coffee!

Nous allons voir le Terror! Regardez Maximilien Robespiere!

 

[Saul Goodman]

Screw burning the planet, we'll burn you instead Heretic

Don't get me wrong, I love chocolate, but its environmental and social impact shouldn't be ignored.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Chocolate is next. It's as bad as coffee!

Chocolate is another thing that wouldn't be missed. People can eat turnips instead.

 

[Artaxerxes]

If they try to ban Twirls there will be ructions. Not related, but the Lady next door who stores her Cups upside down in the cupboard so that the bit you drink from gets dirty is thus a pariah and a deviant.

Cups go upside down to stop spiders falling in and getting trapped mate.

 

[moochedit]

Is sixteen cups of Coffee a day too many?

Nah!