Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[JimW]

Last Acton Hero - he flags down the final N11 just before it passes their stop allowing the motley crew of pissheads to arrive safely at Ealing Broadway before sunrise.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Weir

Long-form saga about institutional dysfunction set amongst the overstretched investigations teams of British Waterways and the canal-based crooks they combat

 

[belboid]

etc.

The Goat That Rocked

The Story of Baa-Baa-Baa, Baa-Baa-ra Ann

The Goat That Died of Shame

[insert Rolf Harris reference here]

The Man Who Stared At Boats

British Naval Defense, 1914-15

 

[bi0boy]

Fopest Gump - A documentary following the exploits of Percy Ffythe, an Oxford student attempting to perform a realtime re-enactment of the life of Georgian dandy, Beau Brummell.

 

[bi0boy]

The Godfather: Part IV - After the zombie apocalypse, Vito Corleone begins cracking down on pharmacy looters who don't supply the agreed number of cadavers

 

[JimW]

The Weir

Long-form saga about institutional dysfunction set amongst the overstretched investigations teams of British Waterways and the canal-based crooks they combat

You were card-happy early doors and now it's bloody telly series. You don't know what you're doing...

 

[Pickman's model]

the goadfather - biopic of texas cattle baron robert j kleberg, who (it is said) invented the cattleprod

 

[Idris2002]

Twenty Thousand Lears in Sing Sing.

Inmates of New York prison start amateur dramatic society, stage unusual protest.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I INVOKE MAGPIE'S LAW

 

[belboid]

I INVOKE MAGPIE'S LAW

isn't that something about racist chair's?

 

[Idris2002]

Fopest Gump - A documentary following the exploits of Percy Ffythe, an Oxford student attempting to perform a realtime re-enactment of the life of Georgian dandy, Beau Brummell.

Benedict Cumberbatch stars in the performance of his career.

 

[isvicthere?]

Les Quatre Scents Coups - veteran foreign correspondent Quatre (George Clooney) regularly scoops rivals thanks to his uncanny ability to spot a military takeover coming.

Truffaut dat!

 

[Idris2002]

Four Weldings and a Funeral.

Failure to observe welding-related health and safety rule leads, ultimately, to tragedy.

 

[frogwoman]

Pilates of the Carribean

Surprisingly interesting documentary about inhabitants of islands in the carribbean who decide to take up gentle forms of exercise

 

[frogwoman]

Get Farter

Gangsters exact revenge on someone with severe flatulence problem

 

[frogwoman]

The extendables

Bizarre porn movie, the less said about the better

 

[frogwoman]

Bin City

Comedy about a group of binmen in London

 

[DaveCinzano]

The extendables

Bizarre porn movie, the less said about the better

AH'LL BE BAREBACK

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bin City

Comedy about a group of binmen in London

Is that a remake of the Emilio Estevez classic?

 

[bi0boy]

Lances with Wolves - After finding the Holy Grail, Sir Tristram and Sir Galahad set up a jousting contest at Camelot. After much merriment things take a darker turn when a black knight shows up armed with a lance made of the bones of 1000 wolves.

 

[frogwoman]

The daish and the spoon

Man takes on notorious terrorists armed only with a spoon

 

[DaveCinzano]

Lances with Wolves.

I was more imagining a lycanthropic podiatrist

 

[frogwoman]

The Mast

Jim Carrey leads a campaign to stop a phone mast being built

 

[DaveCinzano]

The daish and the spoon

Man takes on notorious terrorists armed only with a spoon

That's got THE STATH written all over it

"First they came for his FORK. Then they took his KNIFE. But now ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

 

[frogwoman]

That's got THE STATH written all over it

"First they came for his FORK. Then they took his KNIFE. But now ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

 

[frogwoman]

Saving Primate Ryan

A zookeeper is threatened with losing his job and a group of school kids get together to save him

 

[frogwoman]

Sawing Private Ryan

A banned 'video nasty' from the makers of Human Centipede

 

[frogwoman]

I would actually like to watch a few of these

 

[frogwoman]

Goy Story

Antisemitic film starring Mel Gibson as Buzz Lightyear

 

[DotCommunist]

The Passion of The Chris

Chris Martins experimental musical take on everyones favourite racist agit-prop of the middle ages. He's done a three CD accompaniment, Guy Garvey plays Judas and Jarvis Cocker is Pontious Pilate. Pete Doherty is the thief who is crucified next to Chris Martin