Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[Casually Red]

Rotting Hill

Hugh Grant comes down with a nasty case of necrotising fasciitis

 

[Dr. Furface]

The Fast King of Scotland - after a second referendum in which the Scots vote yes to independence, they then decide to appoint their own monarch, and elect popular former motor racing ace Sir Jackie Stewart

 

[Casually Red]

I am furious orange

Ian paisley shouts for a few hours

 

[DotCommunist]

Four Beddings and A Funeral

One mans cockmanship goes horribly wrong, barrymore wrong

 

[DotCommunist]

The Ring and I

Yul brenner...well I don't need to elaborate here

 

[JimW]

Tor Tor Tor - frankly a bit repetitive, but one of the few films to tackle the cut-throat world of top class fell-running.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Bam Dusters

jerry has fed a lot of glaswegian lads with buckfast and hoped they'd provide a fifth column. True to form they've given him the middle finger and decided to snooze it off after eating a fish supper. But dust is settling upon them and only a crack squad of commandoes can swoop in to mop their brows before they awake, hungry for breakfast.

 

[JimW]

House of Flying Doggers - never accept an invitation to a party from people you meet in a circus car-park

 

[JimW]

Predater - arthouse flick about an annoying hipster who claims to have been into everything before everyone else thought it was cool

 

[DotCommunist]

Cattle of The Five Armies

a look at the logistics train needed to supply such psuedo-fuedal armies that even at 8 hours length still surpasses what we actually got from peter jackson

 

[DotCommunist]

Sladerunner

glam rock meets cyberpunk future in a tale where a rock band cannot tell which of them is the robot

 

[DotCommunist]

Apocalypse Cow

If you know your mythology you will know the story of the Dun Cow. Liam Neeson to play Guy of Warwick.

 

[Casually Red]

Brighton cock

Nuff said

 

[albionism]

Raging Dull
Epic, yet tedious tale of a pathologically jealous,violent, dreary, pugilist.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Lean

Jean Reno plays a deadly assassin with one leg shorter than the other.

 

[clicker]

Redknobs and Broomsticks.

An x-rated musical romp following the escapades of male Swedish naked cleaners as they skivvy for the wealthy older women of a Costa Del Sol gated community.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Reservoir Bogs
Mr Orange, Mr Blonde and Mr Pink meet up through Grindr

Forrest Dump
Documentary looking at black bears in their natural habitat

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Dandyman
Tony Todd stars as the impeccably-dressed supernatural killer that stylish nightmares are made of.

Casio
Scorsese documents the brutal rise of the pocket calculator.

 

[fishfinger]

Guardian of the Galaxy - a British newspaper's plans to expand its market by appealing to a wider audience.

 

[adidaswoody]

Barley and me
Owen Wilson buys Jen.aff some barley, she fuckin loves barley.

 

[danny la rouge]

Stair Trek - the lift is broken, and it takes a long time to use alternative arrangements.

Star Warts - an unfortunate complication of space travel is discovered.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Hocus POTUS
Bogged down in overseas conflicts and trailing in opinion polls at home, a desperate president turns his hand to sorcery

 

[bi0boy]

Boys in the Hood - When his car won't start one morning, John (Tom Hanks) lifts the hood to find someone has left adorable 1-week old twin boys inside. With his wife Harriet (Jennifer Aniston) they start a quest to raise the children as their own

 

[Nine Bob Note]

To Bill a Mockingbird
Atticus Finch doesn't work for free

 

[Nine Bob Note]

The Kinky Boat Factory
A struggling shipwright designs a new range of yachts for millionaire sex parties.

 

[bi0boy]

Dial R for Murder - Bungling dyslexic wannabe gangster, Derek (Danny Dyer), can't seem to do anything right in this enjoyable adult-themed farce.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Darty Dancing - we follow World Champion arrow masters Phil 'The Power' Taylor and Michael 'Mighty Mike' van Gerwen as they embark on a ballroom dancing odyssey, in this Strictly spin-off

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ferris Bueller's DIY-Off
The king of high school truancy enters a woodworking competition

 

[DotCommunist]

Fried Spleen Tomatos

whimsical indie film takes an unexpectedly dark turn

 

[albionism]

Baked.
A borderline psychotic David Thewlis dispenses cod philosophy and flour and eggs to a home economics class