Change a movie title by one letter to create an entirely different film

[DaveCinzano]

Diet Hard
It's Christmas Eve and Twinkie-afflicted wise-cracking New York cop John McClane must lose three stone before daybreak if he is to defeat a nefarious terrorist plot and win back his estranged wife.

Chunderball
Bulimic special agent James Bond discovers an evil plot to take over the world whilst recovering at an exclusive health spa - but can he foil it before the graduation dance?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Enter The Dragoon
Bruce Lee stars as a cavalry officer on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo in this erotic period drama

 

[Cid]

Once upon a mime in the west
Documentary about a French-Canadian artist trying to make it [in]* Vancouver.

*Cheers dave.

 

[JimW]

It's a Wonderful Loaf - the inevitable bake-off cash-in

 

[Cid]

Enter The Dragoon
Bruce Lee stars as a cavalry officer on the eve of the Battle of Waterloo in this erotic period drama

Fist of Furry
Cult porno.

 

[Cid]

Don't cook now
Zany comedy starring Donald Sutherland as a chef who travels to Italy to research old recipes, with a shocking twist.

 

[JimW]

Turn After Reading - an insider's look at life for the lorry drivers who keep our supermarket distribution networks moving.

 

[DaveCinzano]

It's a Wonderful Loaf - the inevitable bake-off cash-in

ONE LETTER, NUMB NUTS

 

[DaveCinzano]

Once upon a mime in the west
Documentary about a French-Canadian artist trying to make it Vancouver.

Trying to make it in or to Vancouver?

 

[Casually Red]

Jews

The beaches of Amityville see 3 weeks of fasting in August . Nothing and no one gets eaten .

 

[8ball]

Jews

 

[Miss-Shelf]

ONE LETTER, NUMB NUTS

allow it, its funny

 

[Cid]

Trying to make it in or to Vancouver?

In. My apologies.

 

[JimW]

Peerhunter - visibly upset by the pace of reform to the upper chamber, Sly Stallone takes matters into his own hands.

 

[DotCommunist]

The Greet Escape

its just Steve Mqueen crying for an hour



Romancing the Bone

you know the plot of this one




Dye Another Day

Brosnan in a coming of middle age tale where he struggles to find the correct brand of just for men while buying a honda silverwing

 

[8ball]

A-Men - something something religious mutants.

 

[Saffy]

The parent crap.

 

[Cid]

Peerhunter - visibly upset by the pace of reform to the upper chamber, Sly Stallone takes matters into his own hands.

De Niro surely.

 

[DotCommunist]

Death Becomes Hur

Immortal women riding chariots while making really nasty comments about each other and vying for the hand of jesus

 

[Cid]

A-Men - something something religious mutants.

Or documentary on the history of dance music.

 

[JimW]

Good Night and Good Fuck - we follow punters around Bigg Market pubs and clubs to find they're getting what they paid for.

 

[8ball]

Citizen Kanye - The great man's enigmatic last words turn out to be yet another tiresome attempt to crawl up Beyonce's arse.

 

[sunnysidedown]

Schindler's Lisp

 

[Cid]

Citizen Zane
Mind-numbingly dull Radio 1 biopic.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Jews

The beaches of Amityville see 3 weeks of fasting in August . Nothing and no one gets eaten .

Buggeration, that's the one I was thinking of when I started the thread before promptly forgetting it

 

[Casually Red]

Last Mango in Paris .

Brando does unspeakable things to fresh produce .

 

[Fez909]

My favourite from the last time this thread was done (I got your back pogo )

Glove Actually

They thought it was a hat. It was a glove. Actually.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Thirty Mine Steps
Hitchcock mystery set in a shallow-shafted colliery

 

[8ball]

Citizen Pane - Critically-acclaimed middle-class remake of "Confessions of a window cleaner".

 

[JimW]

Blags of Our Fathers - a younger generation of East End villains admit things were better in the old days.