Time Out ran a 'London's best burger restaurants' feature last month.
It annoys me that they are ranked in some sort of top ten
It annoys me that they are ranked in some sort of top ten
Burger Thread. Yes!
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joustmaster
offcumdun
this looks really easy. And is really close to my work
I might drop in and try just a single burger first.
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
That's how 'Best' lists are usually doneTime Out ran a 'London's best burger restaurants' feature last month.
It annoys me that they are ranked in some sort of top ten
I could not see the 'Grizzly' burger on their normal menu:
No doubt you can get one though, probably going to be £15+
TopCat
Putin fanboy
The burger is going to squirt out from the bap due to over filling! That is just wrong!
joustmaster
offcumdun
with something on this scale, you need to dismantle the entire thing and eat it in a planned way
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Most pro eaters tend to smash it down as fast as possible without paying much attention to chewing
TopCat
Putin fanboy
Burgers should not be deconstructed. They need to be eaten in about four huge bites followed by a burp.
joustmaster
offcumdun
a bit tricky with these ones though. Each of your bites would be 6oz burger with pulled pork and cheese.Burgers should not be deconstructed. They need to be eaten in about four huge bites followed by a burp.
TopCat
Putin fanboy
Then they are just wrong. Wrong!
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Big time. Eggs are wrong anyway. Metal farts with yellow mucal centre. To put them even near a burger is so sacrilegious the mere fact one doesn't get struck by lightening when attempting such abhorrence proves that there is no God.
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
I get very annoyed when purveyors of so called gourmet burgers allow too much meat juice to soak into the lower bun which then falls apart as you unhinge your gob and prepare to eat it, slopping said contents (inevitably) onto your crotch.
You don't get this problem in McDonald's.
TopCat
Putin fanboy
I like McDonalds burgers! I was always the silly anarchist ducking my mates bricks as I got an extra lunch in.You don't get this problem in McDonald's.
They're not essential but when included they can enhance a burger.
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Think about the mighty Whopper....the crisp, satisfying oniony crunch
Cooked is good as well though, as long as they aren't too greasy.
TruXta
tired
You cooked one, I'll give you that. It's easy as fuck to make a beanburger, but you didn't. You slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.Do say, Ford not make cars?
Or do they just "assemble the accessories"
I made a burger damn you! Before it was just a patty and some vegetables and bottles of sauce, afterwards it was a creation to truly behold
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
I like a grated red onion in my patty mix, but raw one in the burger... I open the bun and discard it - same with tomato - no place in my burger.
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
In the patty mix, or in the burger construction? Any type of onions?
I wouldn't mind some cooked ones but not a fan of raw.
Either or both is good, cooked and raw too, I am not fussy. I like the onions to be spicy but not overpowering. As long as they're included.
Patty always sounds vaguely sexual to me.
Cucumber has no place on a burger, mind. I returned a burger to a scran van because it had cucumber on. Could have just picked it out but I was drunk and a student dickhead.
TruXta
tired
Who the fuck puts cucumber on a burger? Pickled, by all means, but raw? FFS.
