Brixton Village/Granville Arcade indoor market, Brixton

[Rushy]

Oh, give it a breast.

That made me owl with laughter.

 

[han]

That would depend if you carried it home in a plastic bag or if you put it in a shopping trolley so you could pullet

I put it in a shopping trolley. That gave me free range to admire the chicks hanging out at C&F.

 

[cuppa tee]

That made me owl with laughter.

Careful......If you keep derailing a serious thread with terrible puns you may find yourself on a bantam-orrow

 

[leanderman]

Is it ptarmigan for puns?

 

[Ms T]

I wasn't sure how to cook my partridge - you just have to truss yourself and wing it.

 

[han]

How did you coop?

 

[cuppa tee]

I put it in a shopping trolley. That gave me free range to admire the chicks hanging out at C&F.

It sounds like this whole partridge thing was just a roos-ter get you laid

 

[Ms T]

How did you coop?

I did quail slightly.

 

[Rushy]

Sod this for lark. I'm off to the pub.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Sod this for lark. I'm off to the pub.

Time for another?
We have been egging each other on to post one chicken in a pun after another.

 

[cuppa tee]

Sod this for lark. I'm off to the pub.

Does the pub stock The Famous Grouse perchance ?

 

[Rushy]

Does the pub stock The Famous Grouse perchance ?

My mate said it does. But I think he's a lyre.

 

[cuppa tee]

My mate said it does. But I think he's a lyre.

......sounds like a good move tho', I think I'll pop out for a beak- er or two myself.

 

[Rushy]

......sounds like a good move tho', I think I'll pop out for a beak- er or two myself.

Might see you later. I keep meaning to go home before last orders but always end up having one more feather road.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

......sounds like a good move tho', I think I'll pop out for a beak- er or two myself.

Only if you are passerine by.

 

[Rushy]

Only if you are passerine by.

Maybe I'll have time for a swift one.

 

[cuppa tee]

Maybe I'll have time for a swift one.

Pint of woodpecker for me

 

[Pickman's model]

Pint of woodpecker for me

oh good god no

fucking 3.5% chemically sweet shit

what's wrong with a decent cider like merrydown?

 

[cuppa tee]

oh good god no

fucking 3.5% chemically sweet shit

what's wrong with a decent cider like merrydown?

[/bird jokes]

 

[Pickman's model]

[/bird jokes]

yeh a number of 'bird' jokes leapt unbidden to mind when you mentioned drinking woodpecker. but it's no laughing matter.

 

[cuppa tee]

yeh a number of 'bird' jokes leapt unbidden to mind when you mentioned drinking woodpecker. but it's no laughing matter.

I haven't drunk it for years but a number of modern parents of my acquaintance tend to use it as training alcohol for teenage off spring, I think the theory is that such a massive volume has to be sunk to reach the vomit threshold making overindulgence an unforgettable experience.

 

[han]

I just hope no-one swans in expecting champagne. Seriously, they'd better duck to avoid injury

 

[Rushy]

Pint of woodpecker for me

How about a half? Last time you drank too much you jumped on the table and got your boobies out.

 

[cuppa tee]

How about a half? Last time you drank too much you jumped on the table and got your boobies out.

Thanks for the reminder
.....but iirc I had been puffin quite heavily before I even got to the pub.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I would have believed the bird pun thing would be dead as a dead parrot by now but no. I'm so gull able.

 

[Rushy]

Thanks for the reminder
.....but iirc I had been puffin quite heavily before I even got to the pub.

Sorry. I feel like a tit for even mentioning it.

 

[snowy_again]

Frankly I don't give a flock.

 

[colacubes]

Could you all stop being cocks ffs

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I'm not a pheasant plucker

 

[classicdish]

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