A friend of a friend hired a skip in Belfast. Some fly tippers came and put loads of stuff in it so he filled it while he still had stuff to dump. He got the idea to set fire to what was in it. Great, lots of it all compacto into ash, he filled it back up and called the skip man.
What he didn’t know was that the fire had melted the asphalt and the skip has got stuck to the driveway so it couldn’t be lifted by the lorry. He had to pay the skip man the cost of a new skip, his rubbish didn’t get taken away and he left it there for eighteen months when he finally sorted it all out with a new driveway, a second skip to put the contents of the first one in and who knows what happened to the melted skip once it was chiseled out.
