Wooargh! Just had a full on altercation with one of those 'charity muggers' by the tube.
"Would you like to give to ++++ charity?" she asks.
"No thanks," I politely answer, as I continue to struggle up the road with a load of shopping.
Next thing I know she's walking alongside me shouting, "No heart! You've got no heart."
Slightly annoyed, I politely point out that I (a) already give to charities thanks very much and (b) I've even done some work for free for the charity she represented.
"Bullshit!" She exclaims, "that's not enough," shoving her face right into mine.
I'm curious how she feels fit to judge others and decide how much they should give, so I ask her how much she gives to the particular charity.
Oops! Uncomfortable question!
She immediately launched into ranting Invective Time, so I leave sharply as passers by quickly start plotting a wide course around her on the pavement
And here ends the first lesson on how not to represent a charity. Stupid fucking woman.