Fez909
toilet expert
Porridge with water is wrong. But then so is porridge with cream, some well-meaning folk in the West country once made it for me like that and I felt like throwing up for the rest of the day.
With cream?
That instantly brings to mind one of those fat shaming programmes I saw where they sent some overweight people to Argentina and they had to eat the diet that they were eating. They were deep frying pasta to cook it