Brazil v Germany (Semi Final) Tuesday 8th July 2014

[Treacle Toes]

Vorsprung durch Tecknik might sound better.

Yeah that is what I was going for, I know how to say it but had to google to find the spelling and failed. You saviour you

 

[colacubes]

Well this is a more comprehensive victory that I was expecting

 

[poului]

No camera shot of Neymar crying yet, unfortunately.

 

[Lo Siento.]

Should've been holding up Tiago's shirt apparently...

 

[T & P]

Sorry for the people of Brazil. But Scolari can go fuck himself

 

[Spymaster]

No camera shot of Neymar crying yet, unfortunately.

Do we need to sell our Brazilians, Pou?

 

[Fez909]

Well this match is over now, let's talk about tomorrow.

Messi to break his skull overnight and Netherlands to win 12-0?

In this World Cup, who knows.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Yeah that is what I was going for, I know how to say it but had to google to find the spelling and failed. You saviour you

When I first went to live in Germany, it was one of only five phrases that I knew. So had to learn the meaning. Always knew it would come in handy.

 

[big eejit]

Check out @madeupstats's Tweet:

 

[Lord Camomile]

I genuinely think Germany have become a little complacent; they could have had another couple of goals but for some poor decisions and misplaced passes.

 

[kittyP]

My manager is German. I will be repeatedly saying Vos Produk technique to her tomorrow as she gloats around the office.

What does that mean?
I tried to translated it but it just said the same.

 

[Lord Camomile]

its like watching *any PL team * vs Newcastle

If they'd managed to keep it to 4 they could have done an us v Arsenal and then played for pennos.

I'm not sure even the mighty Toon could make it back from this though.

 

[Voley]

Fucking hell, how confident are the Germans going to be for the final?

 

[mwgdrwg]

Fred must be the worst striker in the World Cup...not just this one, but all of them!

 

[poului]

Do we need to sell our Brazilians, Pou?

Cognitive dissonance is one of the truly great indulgences you can dabble in when it comes to international football. For the time being, all I care about out is that I'm half Colombian so fuck the lot of them!

 

[Favelado]

Oh I feel awful.

 

[Lazy Llama]

 

[Corax]

I popped out for a mo and it was 4-0 when I came back ... lucky I could watch it back and now 5-0 ... wtf

It was 3 - 0 when I nipped to the kitchen to turn my hash browns over. I jokingly remarked to L "it'll probably be 5 - 0 by the time I get back"

It was.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Brazil tv director trying to prove offside for the 5th. Don't think it matters mate...

 

[Treacle Toes]

When I first went to live in Germany, it was one of only five phrases that I knew. So had to learn the meaning. Always knew it would come in handy.

I remember it from a car advert years ago I have a few German friends and they often do things in a way that inspires me to say it to them. They get it.

 

[big eejit]

I genuinely think Germany have become a little complacent; they could have had another couple of goals but for some poor decisions and misplaced passes.

I think it just happens that teams go into collective shock sometimes when they concede a couple of quick goals. If you can stay cool, as the Germans did, you can capitalise and bag a couple more.

But the team will come round and start doing the basics again. Which is what happened I would guess. Brazil gave up chasing and closing down for 15 mins. Then they woke up, dead in the water.

 

[Batboy]

I'm really pleased with this. The Germans are brilliant technically and organisation wise and Brazil are finally found out for being a bunch of bruisers who without Neymar are really shit...

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh God, now the Two Alans. Make it stop!

Goodness, Rio's certainly been out in the sun.

 

[Gingerman]

Unfuckingbelivable

 

[xenon]

I genuinely think Germany have become a little complacent; they could have had another couple of goals but for some poor decisions and misplaced passes.

Harsh.

They're probably a bit stunned themselves.

 

[Fez909]

 

[goldenecitrone]

The clues were there when Germany dismantled Spain. Brazil must have missed that match.

 

[Corax]

Well this match is over now, let's talk about tomorrow.

Messi to break his skull overnight and Netherlands to win 12-0?

In this World Cup, who knows.

Definitely a Dutch win for me. Maybe not quite in this style though...

 

[Fez909]

The clues were there when Germany dismantled Spain. Brazil must have missed that match.

You must have imagined it because it didn't happen.

 

[juice_terry]

The clues were there when Germany dismantled Spain. Brazil must have missed that match.

They were too busy watching Germany dismantle Portugal