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J77 · Jul 21, 2004

Barking_Mad said:
IStu's face after she'd gone back into the bedroom said it all.

It was classic

Siouxsie · Jul 21, 2004

On last nights true or false text quiz, one of the questions was..Michelle uses haemorrhoid cream facially....the answer was true :eek:

.....wtf

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miss direct · Jul 21, 2004

Siouxsie said:
On last nights true or false text quiz, one of the questions was..Michelle uses haemorrhoid cream facially....the answer was true .....wtf .

under the eyes, for bags. Tightens them up.

kyser_soze · Jul 21, 2004

HAHA - just seen Stus face and I know exactly what it reminds me of...

Last week I was watching 'Porn: A Family Business' which is a docu-soap-reality-fly-on-the-wall show about Seymore Butts and the porn empire he runs with hi mum, uncle and aunt.

His exec producer was having a shot at directing his own movie and settled on a 'Blind Sex Date' (do I have to explain to anyone?). Couple spent the day doing usual Blind Date bullshit (Karate lesson, limo ride, blah) and after finally getting down and doing the nasty (in which el stud was clearly in a 'gonna pop at any moment' condition which made for some truly slow and dull shagging, but I digress) they finished up and the director and crew were like 'Cheers guys!' and left. The camera panned back to the couple who just looked shell shocked...and the guy looked exactly like Stu.

Of course, it didn't help that the next day I and a mate who'd also caught the tail end of the show saw a bloke that looked EXACTLY like el stud from Blind Sex Date...

Siouxsie · Jul 21, 2004

Thank you, Miss Direct, I've never heard of that before.....what an odd thing to put on your eyes

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Barking_Mad · Jul 21, 2004

Shell pole dancing - shouldnt that be pay per view or something? Holy smoly.

Harold Hill · Jul 21, 2004

I really feel like a berk for slagging her off a few weeks ago after that. :eek:

And she looks stunning in her wedding dress.

Someone please tell Michelle that her impressions of a 20 stone black gospel singer/seal are embarrasing.

Harold Hill · Jul 21, 2004

Looks like Victor has gone back to being a bully today.

Orangesanlemons · Jul 22, 2004

I shouldn't get sucked into this again, but I've just watched Stu attempting to draw parallels between George Orwell's '1984' and the current Big Brother experience... to Michelle. An absolute joy to behold.

"Thought police?!!"

Barking_Mad · Jul 22, 2004

Stu's dead intelligent you know!

Buddy Bradley · Jul 22, 2004

Oh God, Michelle's rendition of "Pie Jesu" was just about the most painful thing I've seen on telly in years - and I watched Stars In Their Eyes Kids. :eek:

I love the way she is so transparent - they may as well have subtitles of "Michelle's Thoughts" going across the bottom of the screen:

(Ah'm such a great singah, ah'll be sure ta be spotted by some talent scout an' given a five year record contract, chicken)

No love, you couldn't even pronounce the name of the tune properly even though Jason said it to you five seconds earlier, you talentless desperate muppet - and it's a fucking choral hymn, not a Mariah Carey-a-thon... :rolleyes:

Miss Potter · Jul 22, 2004

ha ha ha that was funny wasn't it? I loved the way everybody started squirming and trying to pretend they were a million miles away - Dan trying to cover his ears. My husband didn't even recognise the tune - I had to sing it to him to make him realise what it was :rolleyes:

miss direct · Jul 22, 2004

I rest my case about Stu being as thick as shit. What a crap speech he wrote, a 5 year old could do better. And that blank open mouthed expression he does on a regular basis. :rolleyes:

J77 · Jul 22, 2004

That Michelle is a fucking loon

The clip they keep playing on radio1, somehting like, "I hope the bride falls over... the chorister [her] is going to look much sexier than the bride and bridesmaid..."

She's lost it -- can't wait to see the fall-out after the show

Also, did you see her pathetic attempt at pole dancing? Then when Shell got up and was really giving it something, Michelle got up too (for the attantion) and they failed :oops:

The class and style between the two was wicked

You've gotta love BB this year for bringing together such a load of stereotypical misfits

kyser_soze · Jul 22, 2004

WTF have they got a soprano singing the lead in Pie Jesu anyway?

And isn't it sposed to be sung at funerals? It coming from a Requim and all that...

(Ah'm such a great singah, ah'll be sure ta be spotted by some talent scout an' given a five year record contract, chicken)

FOMCROFPMSL

souljacker · Jul 22, 2004

J77 said:
Then when Shell got up and was really giving it something, Michelle got up too (for the attantion) and they failed

The silly mare only got up because stu was whoopin an a hollering at shell and she got all jealous. I wish we, the viewers, could control people in the house, because I'd get Stu to try and pull shell. Michelle would flip and it would be very entertaining!

kropotkin · Jul 22, 2004

Seriously though, Michelle and Nadia were far. far better at ole dancing than Shell. I had to actually look away from the screen until Shell had finished. She was terrible.

miniGMgoit · Jul 22, 2004

Michelle is compleatly mad and getting madder.
If I were Spewart I would be getting a tad concerned now.

J77 · Jul 22, 2004

kropotkin said:
Seriously though, Michelle and Nadia were far. far better at ole dancing than Shell. I had to actually look away from the screen until Shell had finished. She was terrible.

Surely you mean Shell and (Go)Nads were better than Michelle

kropotkin · Jul 22, 2004

No.

Shell- the pretty blonde toff one- was embarrassing to watch. Notr sexy. Rigid movements- badly remembered re-enactments from things she'd seen on TV. Terrible.

Corax · Jul 22, 2004

I'm a posh girl being 'racy'! Giles will think it's tres hilare! Haw haw haw!

miniGMgoit · Jul 22, 2004

Corax said:
I'm a posh girl being 'racy'! Giles will think it's tres hilare! Haw haw haw!

FOTFRALTIPM
(Fall On The Floor Rolling Around Till I Piss Myself)

J77 · Jul 22, 2004

Shell may be posh but compared with Michelle's council face lift she's fine

<should probably add

>

Fuzzy · Jul 22, 2004

Corax said:
I'm a posh girl being 'racy'! Giles will think it's tres hilare! Haw haw haw!

that really has put a smile on my face.

Jo/Joe · Jul 22, 2004

Nadia was best. The sprayed water was class.

Jason to go?

Victor to survive until the last week?

Masseuse · Jul 22, 2004

J77 said:
Shell may be posh but compared with Michelle's council face lift she's fine

<should probably add >

Don't use smileys as some sort of disclaimer you big moron.

J77 · Jul 22, 2004

Masseuse said:
Don't use smileys as some sort of disclaimer you big moron.

Is that not what they're there for?

Barking_Mad · Jul 22, 2004

Shell's dancing wasnt good, but then it didnt have to be.

kyser_soze · Jul 22, 2004

Masseuse said:
Don't use smileys as some sort of disclaimer you big moron.

So slagging off someone who's 'posh' without a smiley disclaimer is fine but slagging a northen lass off with one as a disclaimer is?

Masseuse · Jul 22, 2004

kyser_soze said:
So slagging off someone who's 'posh' without a smiley disclaimer is fine but slagging a northen lass off with one as a disclaimer is?

"Council face" was what I objected to.

Fucking arseholes on here fucking using the word "council" to denigrate someone. It's fucking pathetic.

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