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Victor has to stay! His nominations are class his diary room antics are sublime.
If 2 have to go this week then please let in be Mary and prolly Nadia. The house will be dull, dull, dull without Victor. Michelle will no doubt get her tits out to try and stay, Stu will do whatever he's told, Shell is dukll beyond words and Dan would have nothing to moan about.
Why are people so arsey about Chicken Nuggets - get a life Dan
If 2 have to go this week then please let in be Mary and prolly Nadia. The house will be dull, dull, dull without Victor. Michelle will no doubt get her tits out to try and stay, Stu will do whatever he's told, Shell is dukll beyond words and Dan would have nothing to moan about.
Why are people so arsey about Chicken Nuggets - get a life Dan
Fuzzy
Hearts Cov
michelle was fucking awful yesterday when she gave chicken stu a ahrd time for him not wanting to be bride and groom. if he doesnt want to do it you cant throw a paddy just because you dont get your own way. i think he was perfectly to feel pissed off about the way she acted. saying that though he (possibly) got his rocks of as a result. good going son.
So Michelle's finally proved to be the slapper she is 
I stick by one of my first posts, that in the outside world Stu wouldn't look twicwe at Michelle. The regret on his face and the hanging back afterwards - classic
"If they make us strip, I'm doing it... Just me... me, me me..."
Security blanket anyone
I stick by one of my first posts, that in the outside world Stu wouldn't look twicwe at Michelle. The regret on his face and the hanging back afterwards - classic
"If they make us strip, I'm doing it... Just me... me, me me..."
Security blanket anyone
miss direct
misfungled
J77 said:So Michelle's finally proved to be the slapper she is
I stick by one of my first posts, that in the outside world Stu wouldn't look twicwe at Michelle. The regret on his face and the hanging back afterwards - classic
"If they make us strip, I'm doing it... Just me... me, me me..."
Security blanket anyone
Why is she a slapper?
Desperate, yes. Think she just wants to get a job hosting the playboy channel, and she's going the right way about it.
souljacker
innit
I reckon she went in to the house with sole intention of getting laid. She latched on to Stu straight away. There was only three other male heterosexuals in the house so it was either him, fat boy slick, mary (who was busy trying to rape that stuck up one) and Ahmed.
I cant stand her. If I was Stu, I'd tell her to fuck off.
I cant stand her. If I was Stu, I'd tell her to fuck off.
aurora green
Tectonic
Stuart wasn't raped. He's just weak, a bit of a push over, as they say. Michelle is strong and controlling and I thought she might end up really regretting settling for a quick sordid shag rather than a big romantic romancic thing. Maybe she feared she had already begun to loose Stuart as soon as made she an idiot of herself over the wedding thing. Ho hum.
Now I want Victor to win, even though he cant shave, (what is that all about?)cos he was funny last night. I'd like Dan to do some more talking more with the audience/direct to camera, as he did when pandering to Jason the other night, what a bitch!!
Now I want Victor to win, even though he cant shave, (what is that all about?)cos he was funny last night. I'd like Dan to do some more talking more with the audience/direct to camera, as he did when pandering to Jason the other night, what a bitch!!
redsnapper
Vintage Urban
Regarding the 'slapper' comment, wot masseuse said
I don't reckon they did shag tbh, if they did they must've used the motionless feet method
Knowing Michelle, if they had shagged she'd have made sure it was much more obvious than that.
I don't reckon they did shag tbh, if they did they must've used the motionless feet method
Knowing Michelle, if they had shagged she'd have made sure it was much more obvious than that.
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
I loved the way the first thing Stew said when they got under the table was " So, is it cool for us to like, talk for a bit". Like they have ever actually talked atall in their entire 'relationship'. And like Stew is actually capable of stringing a sentance together.
And then 2 seconds later, Michelle was grunting and sighing repulsively so I don't think stew had any time to even think about stringing that sentance together.
And then 2 seconds later, Michelle was grunting and sighing repulsively so I don't think stew had any time to even think about stringing that sentance together.
aaahhh my little Stu was he violated then? I missed last nights.
but I only want to counsell him and nurture and mother him chegrimandi
associated with adultery
I like michelle, bit of a nutter but she has far more character than wet, sad boring stu.....bit embarassing to see her SO up for it all the time and him reluctantly playing along with it half heartedly......stu is dull as shite.....
don't reckon they did shag, don't reckon stu is capable of it , more like lots of this that and the other.......
yes hellsbells " So, is it cool for us to like, talk for a bit" was very very funny, it was like mate I think michelle has got a bit more on her agenda than just chatting, chicken.....lol shes eating him alive....good on her....
don't reckon they did shag, don't reckon stu is capable of it
, more like lots of this that and the other.......yes hellsbells " So, is it cool for us to like, talk for a bit" was very very funny, it was like mate I think michelle has got a bit more on her agenda than just chatting, chicken.....lol shes eating him alive....good on her....
Barking_Mad
Non sibi sed omnibus
Bookies have paid out on all BB "Sex on the house" bets apparently.
Stu is thick as shite and Michelle is just desperate. He said he was intelligent but he wasnt, he's got nothing to say for himself and is stringing Michelle along.
Victor to win.
Stu is thick as shite and Michelle is just desperate. He said he was intelligent but he wasnt, he's got nothing to say for himself and is stringing Michelle along.
Victor to win.
Barking_Mad
Non sibi sed omnibus
Hellsbells said:
Classy woman eh? "Lets have sex on tv under a table." Even worse the silly pillock did it! He's going to get the 'bad boy' tag when they come out. He'll be shagging anything that moves and it will be "Michelle who?"
Juice Terry
rama lama fa fa fa
If she acts up like that just cos he wouldn't play bride and groom, god help him when he dumps the mad cow.
chegrimandi
associated with adultery
Barking_Mad said:
the fuck!! if she wants a shag so fucking what......christ doesn't always have to be on silk sheets with roses on the pillow all dressed in white......sometimes best sex can be in unusual places.....
I don't think Mr Stu was totally sure about the whole thing. I think Michelle is being taken for a bit of a ride by him, I don't think he's that interested and it'll all go pear shaped the minute he gets out.
He's never going to be Stu anymore. He's going to be 'The Guy Who had Sex on Big Brother'
He's never going to be Stu anymore. He's going to be 'The Guy Who had Sex on Big Brother'
Hellsbells
World's best procrastinator
Stew is just pathetic. Why did he give in to her? He'd actually stood his ground for the first time ever that night, firstly by refusing to be her groom and secondly by refusing to get under the table with her when she first asked/demanded. She must have known he'd end up obeying her - why else was she busy setting up the love den under the table when he'd already told her he wasn't going to do anything and had just skulked off to bed.
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