Mr Moose
What the hell are we supposed to tell the kids?
And the homophobia?
Ashley Cole: I Hate England
- Thread starter phildwyer
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And the homophobia?
and where's that phil, the cock.
Had to nip over to Europe for a bit. I agree with you. Cole has always seemed alright to me. He talks a lot of sense.
What homophobia?
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
c-raigs homo stuff.
Who is c-raig?
The Mail picks up the story, adding its own evidence to the pot:
"Cole already raised the ire of supporters after he was pictured laughing and joking with teammate Ledley King just hours after England's dismal 4-1 defeat to Germany."
They can't have seriously expected him to be heartbroken?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290791/Ashley-Cole-I-hate-England-people.html
"Cole already raised the ire of supporters after he was pictured laughing and joking with teammate Ledley King just hours after England's dismal 4-1 defeat to Germany."
They can't have seriously expected him to be heartbroken?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1290791/Ashley-Cole-I-hate-England-people.html
Proper Tidy
Arsed
Ah, the spirit of the witchfinder general lives on...
Cole is a right twat though.
Cole is a right twat though.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
You k ow.
I admire a man who is not afraid to speak his mind. I applaud his pluck.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
He's no Robbie Savage.
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
Slower than JT??
Really. A few seasons before Botham played for us club legend Angus Davidson retired. Angus was the slowest winger in history. Compared to him John Terry looks like an Olympic sprinter. Largely because Davidson's usual pre match preparation was four or five pints of ale and a couple of whiskeys.
He was loads quicker than Botham.
Lo Siento.
Second As Farce
we used to affectionately sing "slow winger" at Darren Currie when he played for us, on grounds of his truly awesome level of slowness (affectionately on account of lower-league David Beckham capacity to find space to ping in a great cross)
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
I remember Darren Currie. Not a natural athlete. But a rather useful footballer despite that.
Augie March
blahem
England footballers are the new paedos.
BURN THEM!!!
BURN THEM!!!
chieftain
Mega Gammon
corporate whore
oh, thought you were dead
Mrs Gerrard doesn't have a sister.
Just, y'know, for the record, m'lud.
Just, y'know, for the record, m'lud.
ericjarvis
give a feck for the feckless
Why would that matter to the tabloids?
Some years ago there was a rumour that Sven Goran Eriksson was going to be poached from the England job to become manager of Chelsea. At a press conference he was asked several times about it and denied it each time. On BBC News24 when they did a segment on it, the presenter asked the sports correspondent (Chris Hollins) about it. "It's almost certainly not true" he said, "but if it was true it would be a great story, so we'll keep asking about it."
That's the state of football journalism. Make up a fantasy. Then keep asking questions about it until somebody makes up a more interesting story.
Sadly political journalism is worse.
g force
Affects Shatner's Basoon
Works for transfer rumours:
Hat A - name of top player
Hat B - name of club (not his own obv.)
Take one from each, make up a 'source' and there's your word quota for the day. Sadly it's a by product of the window system that they just make up any old shit without even thinking.
My favourite was Chelsea buying Yaya Toure from us over the winter as cover for Essien who was off to the African Cup of Nations...not the brightest sparks.
Hat A - name of top player
Hat B - name of club (not his own obv.)
Take one from each, make up a 'source' and there's your word quota for the day. Sadly it's a by product of the window system that they just make up any old shit without even thinking.
My favourite was Chelsea buying Yaya Toure from us over the winter as cover for Essien who was off to the African Cup of Nations...not the brightest sparks.
London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
Def England's player of the tournament imo, by a very large margin.
