Ashley Cole: I Hate England

[tommers]

How often should we talk about Cheryl Cole then, every time Ashley sends a derogatory text message about England?

But he only does that cos he's stupid. But he's a footballer, so it's OK for him to be stupid, we can't take the piss out of that.

So back off. OK?

Anyway, what about Pol Pot? Loads worse than Cole! Why aren't you taking the piss out of him? Eh?

 

[butchersapron]

How is he being "singled out"? He marries a Posh / Louise Redknapp type woman - so he's in the news, he's shagging around - so he's in the news, he's getting divorced - so he's in the news?

You two faced cunt The Sun's allright for doing this, not the Mail.

 

[tommers]

sun readers...who have strong opinions about dumb slebs

I think you've over-estimated the depth of feeling here.

 

[paulhackett]

I suppose you can understand why he prefers to play for Chelsea rather than constantly losing with England. I bet they all feel like that. But why do they bother then?

Can we talk about why Ryan Giggs didn't play for Wales when everyone is finished with Cashley?

 

[Madusa]

I think you've over-estimated the depth of feeling here.

That's okay, I quite despise the fucker myself so fairs fair!

not surprising, the feeling is reciprocal

He's just stupid. He got caught sending sex texts to strippers. That is stupid.

Now, having lost his wife due to that he decides to send another text to all his mates telling them how much he hates the people that pay his obscene wages.

That is really, really fucking stupid.

He's stupid.

oh wel,l if you think all that behaviour is alright, even for a footballer, it just means my opinion is even less thwan it already was. and that was pretty fucking low

I dunno man... these lot seem preeeettttyyy stirred! I'm sure your papers are filled with worse though so will leave ye to it.

 

[tommers]

I dunno man... these lot seem preeeettttyyy stirred!

We'll have to agree to disagree then.

 

[London_Calling]

I just think it's typically and tragically tabloid to single someone like him out. I dont think his behaviour is ''alright'' but not particularly shocking for a man of wealth and power.

You two faced cunt The Sun's allright for doing this, not the Mail.

Talking of cunts . . .

I was explaining there is consistency in the reporting - i.e. he is not being "singled out" but rather it's part of a pattern.

That doesn't mean I support putting up 25-year old photos of a fancy dress party to prove someone is a Nazi, you fucking idiot!

 

[tommers]

Can we talk about why Ryan Giggs didn't play for Wales when everyone is finished with Cashley?

Is it because Alex Ferguson wouldn't let him? Is that the answer?

 

[Santino]

Well, this is going... weirdly.

 

[London_Calling]

dwyer will be pleased.

 

[tommers]

Well, this is going... weirdly.

There's no football today.

And Madusa has bucked the trend. It's made us feel uncomfortable.

 

[butchersapron]

Talking of cunts . . .

I was explaining there is consistency in the reporting - i.e. he is not being "singled out" but rather it's part of a pattern.

That doesn't mean I support putting up 25-year old photos of a fancy dress party to prove someone is a Nazi, you fucking idiot!

I think you'll find that someone being in the news was a rather large part of your crap argument.

I'd also like to see, after all your weeks long hissy fit, me arguing that ed balls is a nazi btw. Just to sort of support the fit. That would be great. Because obviously i think that. I think ed balls is a nazi from the 1930s and a leading of the NSDAP.

 

[London_Calling]

Ed Balls you say? Did you put something up about Mr Balls? Link at all, comrade?

 

[butchersapron]

You've been having a hissy fit about it for a few weeks now, i expect you've got a link on your desktop. OMG he posted a pic of ed balls dressed as a comedy nazi - and what's worse he took it from the daily mail!!!!!!

 

[Madusa]

There's no football today.

And Madusa has bucked the trend. It's made us feel uncomfortable.

lol I was just bored and wanted someone to reveal something truly disgraceful that Cole has done to make him truly deserving of the tabloid rage and spittle...that's why I opened this thread. I mean, footballers are overpaid bores in the main, I dont give them too much credit so I was mildly amused by the stirred up feelings expressed on here. Sorry, no hard feelings.

 

[London_Calling]

You've been having a hissy fit about it for a few weeks now, i expect you've got a link on your desktop. OMG he posted a pic of ed balls dressed as a comedy nazi - and what's worse he took it from the daily mail!!!!!!

Out of interest, why did you do that, not being a supporter of the man?

 

[butchersapron]

Because he's a nazi - a leading member of the NSDAP. Pretty fucking obvious.

 

[tommers]

lol I was just bored and wanted someone to reveal something truly disgraceful that Cole has done to make him truly deserving of the tabloid rage and spittle...that's why I opened this thread. I mean, footballers are overpaid bores in the main, I dont give them too much credit so I was mildly amused by the stirred up feelings expressed on here. Sorry, no hard feelings.

Oh! There was that thing with the mobile! Forgot about that!

Actually... oh that wasn't even that bad. it was just funny.

I've just realised how many of these things revolve around his phone. Strange man.

 

[London_Calling]

Because he's a nazi - a leading member of the NSDAP. Pretty fucking obvious.

Case closed, yer Honour. Put him on a curfew tag.

 

[paulhackett]

dwyer will be pleased.

Would have been better if he made the thread 1001 troublesome things Cashley can do with his mobile..

 

[butchersapron]

Case closed, yer Honour. Put him on a curfew tag.

Weeks of tears, weeks of hissies and this is what you limp away with?

 

[tommers]

can you two just have sex and get it over with?

 

[London_Calling]

Gonna blow it away, years of hurt, Jules Rimet still gleaming . . .

 

[Madusa]

can you two just have sex and get it over with?

innit. Looks like a build-up to the real deal!

and where's that phil, the cock.

 

[Lo Siento.]

Ok, can we come up with a non-cunts england XI?

 

[London_Calling]

Ed Balls as manager, obviously. In Nazi leathers, just to keep butchers happy.

 

[Badgers]

He will love Real Madrid

 

[co-op]

Ok, can we come up with a non-cunts england XI?

Interesting challenge.

James in goal.

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Interesting challenge.

James in goal.

milner on the right wing?

 

[co-op]

milner on the right wing?

I think this issue also probably finally clinches the Heskey debate. He gets the nod.