Alternative Euro 2004: U75 Team Needed

[Relahni]

What, he wasn't taking any?

Disgraceful behaviour, no way can this man be allowed anywhere near a U75 team!

What's the weather looking like for Sunday?

It's gonna be a bright Sunshineeee day.

 

[RaverDrew]

Definitely up for this sunday if the weather is as fine as it should be !!!

 

[sleaterkinney]

I'll come down but my legs are a bit of mess after sunday, so i don't know how good I'll be.

 

[rorymac]

Excuses excuses exfuckingcuses!!
Tha's all I hear from you lot.
Yer a bloody shambles.

A fucking embarrassment

You lot will be playing Grimsby Town soon ...no offence to Grimsby but fuck me have you been there???? <---me ron moment x

Anyway..sort it out or I aint renewing me season ticket.

That's fuckin fair I reckon.

xxx

 

[rorymac]

Ok look..I never knew the fuckin mike was on.

I love Grimsby ..the fish n chips are top fuckin drawer to be fair

 

[Relahni]

Ok look..I never knew the fuckin mike was on.

I love Grimsby ..the fish n chips are top fuckin drawer to be fair

What about that time when you said all Grimsby lasses were dogs who smell of haddock!?

You playing this Sunday?

 

[Numbers]

[mic left on]these are what's known in some schools as a bunch of lazy feckin anarchists - right eejits - think they can play a bit of football, probably chop the ball up and sort it into lines - or brew with some alkafuckingloid or other[/mic left on]

Sunday should be fun, I repeat tho' I have a bad toe so wont be flying in with tackles, I expect ball to feet, my feet, and plenty of movement around me.

 

[Rollem]

LOL @ rory "mad as a hatter" mac you can be the bad cop to my good cop matey!

just to remind you all, first 'training' session, this sunday, 2pm. For the benefit of those that dont know eachother (i.e. coudln't recognise an urbanite if they fell over one), can i suggest we congregate in the hobgoblin pub beer garden for 2pm. (corner of effra road and brixton water lane) to aid in recognition, we will try and sit as close to the pub doors as poss (look out for a pregnant lady with a whistle )

looking forward to it guys!

p.s. can i suggest the 2 - 3 - 1 outfield formation.....

 

[rorymac]

We could bring a deckchair for you Tony eh!!
You just have a little sit down in the centre circle there and everyone else can do the graft.

'Urban 75 are the most static football team I've ever fucking seen to be fair.They seem to play everything through the baldy Paddy for some reason..I've done it again haven't I??..fuckin German microphones!!' Ron Atkinson.

Relahni..I'd love to but I just can't get down to South London on a regular basis and I'm a top drawer pro like..If I can't give 110% I'd rather go down the fuckin pub to be fair.

 

[Rollem]

we expect your attendnace on the day thoguh rory, seeing as its in north london and all. you can be commentator

 

[JTG]

just to remind you all, first 'training' session, this sunday, 2pm. For the benefit of those that dont know eachother (i.e. coudln't recognise an urbanite if they fell over one), can i suggest we congregate in the hobgoblin pub beer garden for 2pm. (corner of effra road and brixton water lane) to aid in recognition, we will try and sit as close to the pub doors as poss (look out for a pregnant lady with a whistle )

*Has visions of Urbanites confuzzled when it is discovered that the pregnant referees club of London holds its monthly meeting in the Hob on Sunday*

I haven't had a fag today. I call this 'training'. You impressed rory?

 

[flimsier]

I've cycled to or from work 7 times out of 9 this week - first times for 8 months. I call that training.

I even did it on my birthday

I've been cycling fast too - mainly coz I been shitting myself on the north circular (three lanes at some points!! )

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Wicked! Great to hear you're all up for it on Sunday. See you all there.

REMEMBER THOUGH, FOR ALL YOU SUNDAY SHIRKERS: Late nights and hangovers never stopped Bryan Robson from playing for England!

 

[Relahni]

Wicked! Great to hear you're all up for it on Sunday. See you all there.

REMEMBER THOUGH, FOR ALL YOU SUNDAY SHIRKERS: Late nights and hangovers never stopped Bryan Robson from playing for England!

But Bryan Robson was a cunt.

 

[Rollem]

LOL @ relahni

all you lot need to know is if you try and feign a hangover as an excuse "the gaffer" (i.e. me) will not be impressed

 

[rorymac]

To be fair..
Yer not a bad lot
Yer shit
And to be fair
Ye probably know it ..

No no....just kidding

Best of luck and respect ho ho

As long as they have the baldy drunk Paddy in the team them lefty wankers will win fuckall heh heh !!!!......

NOOO RON...the fuckin mike was on you fat cunt

Edited...I love the Irish to be fair..they love a drink. ;-)

 

[ChrisFilter]

Come on then, everyone gonna be there? I've got no bloody shorts, or tracky bottoms since I ripped them last time I played, so jeans and a bloody shirt for me.. unless I nip down to H'n'M..

 

[ChrisFilter]

that was good sorry for not tracking back enough, being slow as fuck, and leaving early.. haven't got long left with the mrs as she's moving to france, so wanna spend as much time with her as I can..

 

[flimsier]

How many people turned up? Who is good?

 

[Relahni]

that was good sorry for not tracking back enough, being slow as fuck, and leaving early.. haven't got long left with the mrs as she's moving to france, so wanna spend as much time with her as I can..

Actually Chris, you were one of our best players I thought. We beat them by two clear goals - so you can't argue with that.

I'm blaming the pitch for my not so good performance. Bobbles everywhere, sloping etc. I really didn't want to over do it on a bad pitch like that you know.

Rollem has got the formation and has pencilled a few players in.

For those that need to know the outcome
Brockwell Park massive {9} Urban75 {11}

Urban 75 - Sleaterkinney - JTG - Relahni - The B - Brixton Hatter - Chris Filter - one of BH's mates.

 

[Rollem]

all in all 6 urbanites turned up, which aint that bad (was predicting an optomistic 3!) was good that we got a game against the brockwell randoms...not sure about the uneven team numbers though! but by my reckoning we won (correct me if i am wrong?)

sorry for not tracking back enough, being slow as fuck

dont you be worrying about that chris, i have decided (in my infinitie wisdom) your strengths lays in being up there for balls to be threaded through to...sort of relahni in defence, along with the b (if he is up for playing again?) and perhaps brixton hatter? sleater got stuck in goal for most of the match, woud be nice to see him in midfield and have a run around...jtg was the first to give in to the heat though, more water less beer next time me thinks

not sure what people think of another get to gether next monday (cant do sunday) what with it being bank holiday and all? (dont want to cut into peoples day off) if not, then deffo sunday 8th? let me know - but i reckon it should be at southwark park next time, much flatter ground is needed i think!. hopefully ld rudeboy, ringo and perhaps even the editor will make the next game...

 

[ChrisFilter]

ok, can see your point about southwark park..

i wasn't displeased with my performance, it's a lack of fitness that's the real problem.. finishing was on the whole pretty shit, but did score a cheeky volley, so that was ok.. hopefully the fitness levels will improve! up for playing as often as possible to be honest.. i love football

 

[Relahni]

ok, can see your point about southwark park..

i wasn't displeased with my performance, it's a lack of fitness that's the real problem.. finishing was on the whole pretty shit, but did score a cheeky volley, so that was ok.. hopefully the fitness levels will improve! up for playing as often as possible to be honest.. i love football

I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities over the next couple of months. I'm up for playing (aging body willing) as often as poss too. Want to get my pork pie fitness levels up too.

 

[ChrisFilter]

i'll see you tonight then! 5-a-side really isn't my game.. but if it helps the fitness, and the numbers are down, then why not.. my pork pie fitness levels aren't bad, it's the curry muscles that are letting down.. and the beer handles don't help..

carly reviewed my performance as follows 'you didn't run very much, and when you tried to kick the ball, you missed it, and when you did hit it, it went the wrong way"

i'd like to thank my girlfriend for all her support, she's been a rock

nice to see everyone btw, even if there was no chance for introductions.. well played, was really impressed by everyone!

 

[Relahni]

i'll see you tonight then! 5-a-side really isn't my game.. but if it helps the fitness, and the numbers are down, then why not.. my pork pie fitness levels aren't bad, it's the curry muscles that are letting down.. and the beer handles don't help..

nice to see everyone btw, even if there was no chance for introductions.. well played, was really impressed by everyone!

Nice one. Five a side is unrelenting - at least yesterday you had the chance to get your breath back. Well up for the footie tonight. No strains or sprains from yesterday. Couple of bruises but that's all.

Was impressed by the performances too. Some terrier like tackling, good passing and nice moves. Like the way we kept it pretty tight at the back. Not sure if that was to do with the fact that three of us couldn't be arsed to run forward mind.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Yeah, a good day out on the pitch, and amazingly I feel great today. The backbone of the u75 team is there! Scored a couple but the best bit was near the start when I did a "Gazza chip" over that geezer's head - niiiiiiiice!

i love football

Fucking right man - that's it in a nutshell! See you later tonight

 

[squashed friend]

DID YOU WIN?

Well done lads and team manager/coach/accountant/etc. I was shocked to see as many as did turn up and even more surprised you managed to keep going for as long as you did. It all looked pretty good, a little tricky not knowing how long the game was supposed to last, nor where the sides of the pitch were, but you all seemed to so that’s the main thing. Realistically, no matter how bad you guys think you are, it’s twenty times better than me, so I shall remain as a supporter me thinks, sorry to disappoint The B, but you know it makes sense (I’m sure coach would agree too).

Good luck with the next one!

 

[sleaterkinney]

That was good, we've got some decent players - didn't mind going in goal for a bit in that heat.

I'm ok for next monday/sunday.

 

[rorymac]

Excellent fuckin stuff you lads to be fair and the manager even

((Rollem)) ..I always thought you were one of the lads to be fair and I reckon if I was a little bit younger I might just have nicked it past the courting fucking facade .. and to be fair.. you'd have fuckin loved it like ha ha fuckin ho ho sexy !!! love Ron ( the big fat cunt ;-)) ...

And a massive great portion in me fuckin strides .. gertcha to be fuckin fair!

And I don't normally go in for black burds to be fair like

Aw bollix...fuckin Albanian lazy useless cuntin mikes..I love the fuckin bastards you media bastard poofs..fuck off!!

You have to laugh to be fair what!!!

And I love a drink .. you could think I was Irish almost to be fair..I'm a tink cunt too LMFAO to be fair.

Chris Eubank, Cassius Clay..to be fair..characters ..they had a laugh!! x

 

[Tricky Skills]

Injury update...

Just want to say that I am well keen to play but still resting under Doctor's orders with a torn cartilage. I've been doing plenty of swimming and have got the end of May pencilled in for some running.

Sounds like the Sunday sess is good.