Alternative Euro 2004: U75 Team Needed

[rorymac]

Your 'pay as you play' contract has saved this club a fuckin fortune Darren and to be fair you've been a fucking joke you thick Southern coast fucking retarded..although fuckin funny and respect where it's due...fucking traffic cone with flu ..
Hey hey..come 'ere you...
Give us a cuddle eh
You big fuckin poof
I dish it out Castor Oil me ol china
But I take it like a man
Ask Ol Yorky ha ha

Fucking cheap european savage fucking technology
You won't get any of that let's be fair here
Fuckin foreign bollocks in Ron Atkinson's house
No fucking chance..and to be fair..
Everyone that knows me knows that what Big Ron, you know..hey!!!..daft..
Ron!!!! That's me
But I mean well Clive mate
You and me come from the same mould mate!!

But don't introduce your wife to me though LMFAO !!
Cos I'll 'ave 'er you know I will.
She never turned up last week and she owes me two weeks already. I think she's humpin ol Sainty of all people..you know the story there don'tya!!!!

Anyway I know you couldn't give a bollix and neither would I like..she's fuckin rubbish mate ...(((Col)))... if you gimme that nicker we'll be all square mate..

 

[JTG]

Seriously...

Think I'm a bit lacking in fitness (though extreme heat coupled with playing in proper army combats didn't help!). Wasn't quite sure where I was playing and seemed to end up switching sides and wasn't sure if I was supposed to be more back than forward or not!

I tend to stick to the defence if I'm in doubt and it's what I prefer in all seriousness. However I do enjoy a little excursion forward every now and again and think I can be any good at looking up to find someone in space and give it to him. If in doubt, keep it simple!

Was taken by surprise when the opposition started running about very quickly and doing all their tricks! However, if that score is correct (no idea meself!) then I think it shows the value of being fairly well organised and sensible as opposed to showboating all the time.

God, I'm being all serious here, shit...

Anyways, I should be in London weekend after next I think. I'm definitely there on the weekend of the 15th but am playing on the Saturday so availability may be limited by tiredness/hangover. The weekend afterwards may be a goer as well (why am I suddenly spending all my weekends in London? ).

 

[rorymac]

I tend to stick to the defence if I'm in doubt and it's what I prefer in all seriousness. However I do enjoy a little excursion forward every now and again and think I can be any good at looking up to find someone in space and give it to him. If in doubt, keep it simple!

Not in this team sonny.
You go beyond the halfway line you're sacked.
Why?
Cos you're shit and you know it.
But you got a proper whopper of a heart...
That'll take you a long way
But not beyond the halfway line
You're no Lee Dixon x

I think the gaffer half fancies you or something myself like although she has to be giving the donkey of a centre half one as well like IMO x

 

[ChrisFilter]

rory, stop this fancy talk... iron your slacks, and clean my boots.. rory bloody hill.. nice chin.

 

[ChrisFilter]

bit sore today... walking like a zombie with a limp. still wanna play tonight though.. there just isn't enough football in the world

 

[Relahni]

bit sore today... walking like a zombie with a limp. still wanna play tonight though.. there just isn't enough football in the world

Not too bad meeself - but was kicked around 20 times by that dirty alehouse team we played against last night!

Always up for footie - next weekend is fine!

 

[LDR]

hopefully ld rudeboy, ringo and perhaps even the editor will make the next game...

I'll try and make it as I want to show off.

 

[Rollem]

nice one

can i suggest next monday (3 may) as the next 'get together' then?

do people mind giving up a few hours on their bank holiday?

can people interested / available say so here .........

 

[ChrisFilter]

will be there. alehouse? alehouse? masterclass team more like

 

[LDR]

Monday 3rd May suits me. Count me in.

 

[Rollem]

forgot to say - will be at southwark park (nearest tube bermondsey)

 

[flimsier]

Monday 3rd May is the first play-off games in the DML to get into the conference. Since WSM are very likely to be involved, I'm gonna be watching them.

I will make at least one or two training sessions. Can we have some in Regents Park or further North please?

 

[Relahni]

Monday 3rd May is the first play-off games in the DML to get into the conference. Since WSM are very likely to be involved, I'm gonna be watching them.

I will make at least one or two training sessions. Can we have some in Regents Park or further North please?

Think Rollem is gonna do a tour of London - doesn't want it to be an exclusive thing for Brixton and Brockwell park is slopey anyway.

 

[ChrisFilter]

yeah, would be a good idea to do a couple of sessions up at regents park, get used to the northern climate

 

[Numbers]

Alright guys, sorry but I've not been posting since Saturday and missed another session of footie then on Sunday (family problems). Sounds like it went well. my apologies for letting ya'll down again. Hopefully there's still a place for a bald paddy storming through the midfield.

peace
Le Phenethylamineomenon

 

[LDR]

Think Rollem is gonna do a tour of London - doesn't want it to be an exclusive thing for Brixton and Brockwell park is slopey anyway.

I doubt I'll make the Brixton kick abouts as it's just too far away for me to hobble back from. So North/East or Central London is better for me too.

 

[Rollem]

I doubt I'll make the Brixton kick abouts as it's just too far away for me to hobble back from.

wheres your sense of commitment, eh?! only one of the actual players lives in brixton, so everyone has to hobble back somewhere

seriously though, regents park is fine. i dont care where people meet up so long as they do.

 

[Relahni]

wheres your sense of commitment, eh?! only one of the actual players lives in brixton, so everyone has to hobble back somewhere

seriously though, regents park is fine. i dont care where people meet up so long as they do.

I think Rollem is on about this Monday at Regents park.

 

[LDR]

wheres your sense of commitment, eh?! only one of the actual players lives in brixton, so everyone has to hobble back somewhere

Teach them to live in Brixton then.

I'll be there in Brixton, but given a choice I'd prefer elsewhere.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Yeah I'm up for playing this monday in southwark park - might be able to get a few mates along as well...

[Rorymac, you're cracking me up but I think you're gonna explode soon! ]

 

[flimsier]

I might be able to make this Monday, as Weston-super-Mare have been promoted! (Now only City to go Rollem ) Can someone post exact directions/ times.

I have to bring fiancee with me but she'll be happy reading a book or summink (I'm getting a slap if she reads this!)

 

[Rollem]

so where are we playing?

>thinks she doesnt make that good a manager after all!<

>makes executive decision<

southwark park
2pm, Monday 3rd​

nearest tube station is bermondsey. (jubilee line)​

to make things easier, lets say we all meet at the tube for 2pm
if people think they may be late, let me know if you want my mobile number and i will pm it to you

don't forget your trainers!!

 

[ChrisFilter]

BUMP! Hope plenty of people are gonna come

 

[Rollem]

todays forecast...

bit short notice i know, but i know a few of you have already told me you cant make it anyhow....am gonna cancel this weeks training due to the rain and me not feeling 100% .

next week will will meet up in regents park (easier for everyone to get to) so take it as read that next sunday is on (best way to run off those j-day hangovers )

 

[ChrisFilter]

aw man been looking forward to that all week

 

[Rollem]

sorry matey >feels bad< still gives you a few more days to get proper fit and impress us all with your strength and skill wouldn't wanna go injuring yourself in the mud now would ya!

 

[Numbers]

Just cos training/game is cancelled doesn't mean anyone can go and get bladdered instead....... professionalism is key.

 

[ChrisFilter]

sorry matey >feels bad< still gives you a few more days to get proper fit and impress us all with your strength and skill wouldn't wanna go injuring yourself in the mud now would ya!

football's the only excercise i get though.. and mud's fun.. one slide tackle can last up to 5 minutes!

 

[Relahni]

Just cos training/game is cancelled doesn't mean anyone can go and get bladdered instead....... professionalism is key.

I'm off to the bookies with a wad full of cash! Then gonna get bladdered in a hotel somewhere.............anyone care to join in?

 

[ChrisFilter]

ok, I'll bring the women of ill-repute.