Alternative Euro 2004: U75 Team Needed

[Rollem]

firstly i think we should aim to have a team of urbanites. only seems fair that 7 urbanites should get the nod before anyone else.

however, do bring your mate along to any training sessions and on the day ldr, always good to have back up...

right then, hows everyone fixed for this saturday? feel free to pm me your mobile numbers if you dont think i have them, will make 'checking up on you all' a lot easier

 

[LDR]

I think I can make this Sat.

 

[ChrisFilter]

er, yeah, think i'm free..

 

[Numbers]

I can only make Saturday if it's am, I'm heading up to Slough to see some friends and er indoors and I are leaving London at 4ish and I'll have to get ready...

anyone up for an early session/game/training.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Yeah, I showed up yesterday as well.

I can't really do saturdays - too much stuff on, unless we do it fairly early.

And we could do with as many options as possible so the more the merrier.

 

[JTG]

Um, I'm playing football this Saturday in Walthamstow - representing the Rovers in a tournament so no way I'm getting out of it! Sunday is free if anyone decides it's a better idea to do it...

I'm definitely in town the following weekend as well (cup final weekend) so can do stuff then if needed.

After that, I'm not in London until the weekend of the tournament itself. I am definitely planning on being available for that weekend, even if it's only as sub 'cos others have played together more or are deemed better than me!

PM coming your way Rollem.

 

[rorymac]

You lot are an absolute shambles to be fair.
It's Toilet Town F fucking C Clive LOL
A Doris for a manager and fuck only knows what on the pitch .... you're a fucking disgrace in all fairness ....
But....
You've got balls ..you're no mugs
Fire in yer bellies
And I'll have that any day over yer Cruff's, yer Van Bastens if you like.
Ha ha ha....in my fucking arse I would..hello one two...
Sing it loud
We're shit and we know we are ...
But I love ya!!!!!! xxxx
(((TTFC)))

 

[ChrisFilter]

I'm better than van basten, scored 3 times tonight.. but kinda let in two easy chances when I was in goal

 

[rorymac]

Fuck me Clive..it's Fatty Filter..
A lovely lookin lad to be fair.
A dreamboat if you like.
But fuck me...
He doesn't half love a fucking pouch....
Like a fucking squirrel Clive..hello one two
But I love him to fucking bits
He's yer diamond/ yer cornerstone/ yer fucking lynchpin
Amongst fuck knows what alongside him

x

 

[ChrisFilter]

it's not easy being fat and a dreamboat, and van basten.. to be fair, how well would van basten have done in goal?!

the spine of the u75 team played tonight, 5 against 6, and we only lost 10-12.. so hey, you can tlk monsieur prawn sanwhich..

edmonton?! who are they? exactly!

 

[rorymac]

Hey...I'm a fucking gnat's whisker away from blagging the majority share of TTFC and you'll not be so fucking cheeky then.
The Doris will be shunted upstairs .. a lovely lass to be fair... up the duff by the centre half apparently.. and you...
Grimsby fucking Town son.
Fish and Chip heaven. x

 

[ChrisFilter]

ooh, ooh.. and who the fuck are ttfc?

you're right though, need to cut down on my pork life.

 

[rorymac]

Hey..come here son...
(((FF)))
This team needs you
You're big .. you're strong
A captain fucking marvel if you like
A leader .. caller of shots..
The fucking guvnor
But you're out of shape. ..
You know the rest son..
Are you reaching for the stars with Toilet Town FC
Or is it fish and fucking chips
With mushy fucking peas ?

x

 

[sleaterkinney]

Hey...I'm a fucking gnat's whisker away from blagging the majority share of TTFC and you'll not be so fucking cheeky then.
The Doris will be shunted upstairs .. a lovely lass to be fair... up the duff by the centre half apparently.. and you...

Amid rumours of discontent the board of TTFC gave under-fire manager Rollem the 'vote of confidence'

Porto manager Jose Mourinho refused to confirm the rumours but said 'I have always dreamed of managing in England'

 

[ChrisFilter]

Hey..come here son...
(((FF)))
This team needs you
You're big .. you're strong
A captain fucking marvel if you like
A leader .. caller of shots..
The fucking guvnor
But you're out of shape. ..
You know the rest son..
Are you reaching for the stars with Toilet Town FC
Or is it fish and fucking chips
With mushy fucking peas ?

x

i've got too much money, it's gone to my head, it isn't fish and chips that's the problem, it's houmous, and taramasalata, and curry

 

[rorymac]

A fucking frenzy of fucking pie
And pease fucking pudding
Low fat chips???
LOL

 

[ChrisFilter]

time to start on the noodles and tuna diet.. worked last year.

 

[rorymac]

Proper British fucking food's what you want
Yer meat and two fucking veg
Gives ya the oomph in yer tackle
If you like Clive

T bone fucking steak
Charlotte fucking potatoes
And french fucking beans Clive

Straight down it
No fucking foreplay

Hello one two ..........

in all fairness x

 

[Rollem]

The Doris will be shunted upstairs .. a lovely lass to be fair... up the duff by the centre half apparently..

oi, you watch ya gob! 'twas the central defender that put the cushion up me jumper!!

>locks door to managers office, sticks chiar and table behind it and starts singing "i shall not be moved"<

 

[g force]

So you dont want the dreaded "vote of confidence" from the players then

 

[LDR]

Are we playing on Sat? If so where and when?

 

[flimsier]

Um, I'm playing football this Saturday in Walthamstow - representing the Rovers in a tournament so no way I'm getting out of it! Sunday is free if anyone decides it's a better idea to do it...

Playing in Walthamstow sounds good.

Can't we have training in Walthamstow? I'd make it then!

Was this the tournament you invited me to play in. (I accepted, until I discovered I had to play in those shirts!!!

 

[Brixton Hatter]

cant play this sat but will be up for other saturdays.....

 

[JTG]

Playing in Walthamstow sounds good.

Can't we have training in Walthamstow? I'd make it then!

Was this the tournament you invited me to play in. (I accepted, until I discovered I had to play in those shirts!!!

Well my tournament is at the Douglas Eyre sports centre (I think, assuming it's the same place as last year). Not sure you lot could sneak in, we use four pitches and the rest of the field's usually roped off for the cricket pitch (or even having cricket played on it sometimes).

If we defend our title from last year succesfully, I'll bring the trophy along sometime to inspire everyone.

(The quiz trophy that is. You seriously thought we won the cup?! )

 

[rorymac]

oi, you watch ya gob! 'twas the central defender that put the cushion up me jumper!!

>locks door to managers office, sticks chiar and table behind it and starts singing "i shall not be moved"<

It's time of the fucking month city Clive.
I love women to be fair ...
Hey...regrets ?? I've had a few
But I...
did it MYYYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fucking lol
Sinatra...he didn't fuck about..
Straight up it

Been there
Got the t-shirt if you like


Now me .. I may throw a fucking strop
When I'm stuck in fucking traffic jam hell
On the fucking M fucking 6
I'd be lost without that fucking motorway to be fair

But look ..
Let's not fucking fanny about
I love a bit of fucking poetry in all honesty

You get rumpy fucking pumpy with the fucking dolly centre half....lol
You pays the price
And no fucking mistake Clive.

I love Ol Rollem to be fair
I don't care what you all say
She knows her football x

Now go get 'em boss .....

different gravy eh!!!!

 

[Numbers]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Rollem]

Right then, for those of you up for training this saturday, would 11am be to rude a time? sleater has stated he can only make it if its early - is that early enough sleater? is that too early everyone else?!?

 

[Numbers]

That's perfect gaffer - just perfect - even if we all can't meet up it would be good for as many as possible. I'm in.

 

[ChrisFilter]

11 it is then... where?

 

[the B]

11?

Might be a touch late...