Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
Don't even get the chance to buy them a drink first!
All the sports!! What y'watching?
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Don't even get the chance to buy them a drink first!
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
...But the story of that event is fairly 'wtf'...
The German competitor smashed her first 3 events, in front by a country mile
Fourth event was the horsey stuff...Where it's not 'your' horse, and one is picked at random...And her horse has just said "Nope (neigh)...fuck this...not today thanks", and the German competitor's event is practically over.
Final event was a mix of shooting lasers and running (and won by Team GB).
Feel like they packed a LOT of drama into this event, will watch next time!
The German competitor smashed her first 3 events, in front by a country mile
Fourth event was the horsey stuff...Where it's not 'your' horse, and one is picked at random...And her horse has just said "Nope (neigh)...fuck this...not today thanks", and the German competitor's event is practically over.
Final event was a mix of shooting lasers and running (and won by Team GB).
Feel like they packed a LOT of drama into this event, will watch next time!
It's safe to say that it's the most bizarre event in the Games I think. Apparently they only brought the laser shooting into for the first time this year because it must have been too boring before with just swimming, sword fighting, horsey stuff and a run. Let's throw in a bit of laser target practice.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
They used real guns before
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Iron fist and iron hoof salute to this mighty comrade horse refusing to jump!
Could only have been trumped if he'd have thrown off and trampled the violent abuser.
Could only have been trumped if he'd have thrown off and trampled the violent abuser.
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
Why do the showjumping horses have little ear hats?
That's awful. I was brought up in a 'horsey' family. So I know how close to the horses the competitors are in the main equestrian events, they're their best friends, their pride and joy and would (mostly) never abuse them after a bad result. But maybe being given a random horse on the day isn't a good idea. That's no excuse though for that tantrum.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Very glad the coach has been expelled. Appalling behaviour.
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
Come on choong!
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
Get in!
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
Yes! GB dominating the weirdo mixed bag sports 
Ted Striker
Foot's on the other hand
Gold in the Cavalry Officer Contest!
Great event, the final bit looks like Sports Day!
Great event, the final bit looks like Sports Day!
May Kasahara
take me to the feeling
I can't believe they have to run up a slope right at the very end. That is evil
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HaveMyPassword123
It's like a corporate team-building event.
SpookyFrank
Float like a caterpillar, sting like a tree
Don't worry, the pushy middle class mums of the world will have crushed all the fun out of skateboarding by the time the next Olympics rolls round.
It needs an egg and spoon race next time
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
That's my Olympic sport.
Just seen the 'punch'... hmm.. bit harsh to be fair. I don't think that was in anger, just trying to keep the horse from the fence. Not quite as bad as the athletes whipping.
www.dailymail.co.uk
German modern pentathlon coach out of Tokyo 2020 for PUNCHING a horse
Former Olympic athletel Kim Raisner was trying to assist Germany's Annika Schleu as she battled to control Saint Boy ahead of her showjumping round in the women's event on Friday.
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