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Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

the satisfaction of watching UKIP dwindle away only the votes DIDN'T all fade into tory and now you've got another set of headbangers to appease, and these ones have seats and everything. Oh the hard life of a tory PM
 
Has the stat been mentioned that Corbyn was just 2,000 votes out in a total of 8 marginals from having enough votes to form a govt?
I saw that, and then my wife - who is very upset that Corbyn didn't win - said "he was only 2,000 votes from winning", and I started to explain that, if 2000 more people had voted for him, it doesn't follow that he'd have won. Then I remembered why I don't usually bother explaining, so I went "^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Z^Zyes, dear."

It is nice to see, for a change, a party gaining representation in proportion to the share of the vote it actually got, though.
 
Good news. Now the Tories can really get back on track - I mean, they were the key people who advised May to appear like an incoherent robot.
Are you sure about that? My impression was that May's "incoherent robot" thing really wasn't an act. She actually does have charisn'tma (ⓒ Terry Pratchett).
 
I think it's you that's obsessed . I remember not too long back you even went so far as to taunt me repeatedly over the murder of a relative and close personal friend . Gloated over it pretty much .You thought you were anonymous prior to that and when you clocked you weren't you went quiet for a bit .

Ah well .

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You even hinted I could face the same treatment , now you've jogged my memory by trailing me round the place again . Thems seriously murky waters you're diving into old chap. I'd fuck off if I were you. Seriously .
Just saw this. I thought you admired Duterte's policy of cleaning up the neighbourhood. Not so funny when it's your genuine scum mates on the receiving end is it lol. I've told you before you thick cunt. Nobody follows you around. Ever since you crawled onto here, you've been stinking the place up to shit with abuse and worthless weirdo pro far-right spam and then you start crying when anyone responds. What does a creep like you, with nothing in common politically with anyone here, apart from maybe 2 or 3 driveby loons, get out of U75? You're not even any use to your own side ffs. "Hai guys, internet republican and puff/jew fighter here, here's a list of actual RIRA members I know of." Apart from the pleasure of being annoying, and trying to make this place as shit as politics.ie, what do you want?

I've never claimed to be anonymous btw. :confused: I'm fairly well known locally actually. Or used to be. I've mentioned what area I live in dozens of fucking times. If I'm on here less and less, it's more to do with boring old real life cobblers and the overall decline of the place and nothing to do with any pathetic veiled threats from freaks.

e2a: We're never going to find out what happened to your dream of seeing anti-refugee patrols set up are we? :(
 
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Are you sure about that? My impression was that May's "incoherent robot" thing really wasn't an act. She actually does have charisn'tma (ⓒ Terry Pratchett).
Sure I am, seen the memos. Timothy specifically said to her, Theresa, our polling is showing that you've really got to dial down your inherent Father Christmas warmth and joviality - what this campaign and indeed Brexit negotiation calls for is a malfunctioning, pre-vomiting-resting-face android whose early alpha version neural net has only been developed as far as reading back sentences with 'I'm very clear that' stuck on the front.

It's good that they're gone because now she can go back to being a well rounded humanoid with a happy version of however it is that the Wikipedia page describes a family.
 
Surprised nobody has mentioned the story in the Girder explaining that by feeding the media and polling companies consistently fake info, the working class, directed by hardworking cadres, deliberately baited the tories into calling the election and running a rubbishly overconfident campaign. :confused:
That there was such forward planning and organisation.
 
Sure I am, seen the memos. Timothy specifically said to her, Theresa, our polling is showing that you've really got to dial down your inherent Father Christmas warmth and joviality - what this campaign and indeed Brexit negotiation calls for is a malfunctioning, pre-vomiting-resting-face android whose early alpha version neural net has only been developed as far as reading back sentences with 'I'm very clear that' stuck on the front.
Well, in that case, we are doing the Maybot a terrible disservice - that was an act of Oscar-winning proportions :D
 
The irony in this election is just too great to bear. Everything has been directly reversed from the campaign - the Tories have been plunged into disarray while Labour have united, the Tories are leading a "coalition of chaos" which will make solving the Irish border issue incredibly difficult and may well cause a return to sectarian violence, the Tories are in hock to terrorism-linked extremists, and the Tories are now surely perceived as the incompetent chaotic party while Corbyn has been tranformed into a dignified elder statesmen and master strategist.

The irony of this is too never much too bear. The Tories losing their image of "competence" may well prove fatal for them.

Yes, but never underestimate the ability of the Tories of re-invention and of course, ruthlessness.
 
never underestimate the ability of the Tories of re-invention and of course, ruthlessness.

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Just saw this. I thought you admired Duterte's policy of cleaning up the neighbourhood. Not so funny when it's your genuine scum mates on the receiving end is it lol. I've told you before you thick cunt. Nobody follows you around. Ever since you crawled onto here, you've been stinking the place up to shit with abuse and worthless weirdo pro far-right spam and then you start crying when anyone responds. What does a creep like you, with nothing in common politically with anyone here, apart from maybe 2 or 3 driveby loons, get out of U75? You're not even any use to your own side ffs. "Hai guys, internet republican and puff/jew fighter here, here's a list of actual RIRA members I know of." Apart from the pleasure of being annoying, and trying to make this place as shit as politics.ie, what do you want?

I've never claimed to be anonymous btw. :confused: I'm fairly well known locally actually. Or used to be. If I'm on here less and less, it's more to do with boring old real life cobblers and the overall decline of the place and nothing to do with any pathetic veiled threats from freaks.

Your persuing your own weird personal vendetta over multiple threads over an extended period of time regardless of the subject . With someone who until now has resolutely ignored you and refused to respond or engage with you in any manner . No different to what that freak krtek used to do . This is the umpteenth one you've done this. If I'm breaking any rules simply go to the mods , it's not your fucking forum . People are discussing a much more important set of issues here than your personalised vendettas . That you bring onto multiple threads

I've no idea at all what you mean about threats . I've made none whatsoever, veiled or otherwise . Not so much as a hint of one . I don't respond to you . You however have repeatedly openly gloated about the murder of an activist who was a close friend and relative of mine , gone out of your way to taunt me over it . And very explicitly hinted that I could be murdered as well. And made clear you hoped I would be murdered by a certain government party's armed henchmen . who have already murdered one person very close to me and who were engaged in repeated intimidation against myself , my family members and my fellow activists over a long period of time . So I'm afraid it's been you ..without a shred of doubt..who was making very thinly veiled death threats against an activist on here . While I've made no threats whatsoever, veiled or otherwise .
As that's pretty murky stuff to be engaging in , and stuff any right minded person would distance themselves from rather than cheerlead, I'd assumed you believed yourself to be anonymous . However my mistake . You're happy to do it openly. Takes all sorts .

Please don't engage with me any further . I've no wish to engage with your warped persona or feed your bizarre vendetta any further .
 
Your persuing your own weird personal vendetta over multiple threads over an extended period of time regardless of the subject . With someone who until now has resolutely ignored you and refused to respond or engage with you in any manner . No different to what that freak krtek used to do . This is the umpteenth one you've done this. If I'm breaking any rules simply go to the mods , it's not your fucking forum . People are discussing a much more important set of issues here than your personalised vendettas . That you bring onto multiple threads

I've no idea at all what you mean about threats . I've made none whatsoever, veiled or otherwise . Not so much as a hint of one . I don't respond to you . You however have repeatedly openly gloated about the murder of an activist who was a close friend and relative of mine , gone out of your way to taunt me over it . And very explicitly hinted that I could be murdered as well. And made clear you hoped I would be murdered by a certain government party's armed henchmen . who have already murdered one person very close to me and who were engaged in repeated intimidation against myself , my family members and my fellow activists over a long period of time . So I'm afraid it's been you ..without a shred of doubt..who was making very thinly veiled death threats against an activist on here . While I've made no threats whatsoever, veiled or otherwise .
As that's pretty murky stuff to be engaging in , and stuff any right minded person would distance themselves from rather than cheerlead, I'd assumed you believed yourself to be anonymous . However my mistake . You're happy to do it openly. Takes all sorts .

Please don't engage with me any further . I've no wish to engage with your warped persona or feed your bizarre vendetta any further .
Again with the crying. You get a very very easy ride here you little weirdo fash fuck baby.
 
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