Your tabloid headlines for when England lose to the US...

[kyser_soze]

Here. I have no suggestions, but there's got to be some mileage in mocking Capello being Italian (3 Lions in Reverse?) at the very least.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Bloody Yank bastards"

The Sun.

 

[boing!]

"Soccer Punch"
"Yanks For Nothing"

 

[Lord Camomile]

"Yankee Doodle Duds"

 

[Santino]

"cunting fuck"

 

[editor]

"loose"...

 

[chieftain]

"The End"

 

[TrippyLondoner]

"Fabio Crapello"

 

[kyser_soze]

^^^ Yes ^^^

 

[Sesquipedalian]

Yankers !

 

[100% masahiko]

Wanking Yanks Fist Fucks Cappello.
Hard.

 

[1927]

Yanks Pull Off Shock- (see what i did there?)

Howard's End To England dream.

USA win on DeMerit.

The Boy Done Goodson

 

[the button]

Seppwned

 

[kyser_soze]

Good, but too internetty.

 

[editor]

"Reckless Rooney Ruins England's Hopes"

 

[1927]

Western Mail in cardiff are already with their headline.

HA HA!

 

[London_Calling]

Oily Yanks Beach England

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Yank Job!

 

[DotCommunist]

USHame

 

[1927]

After a great diving header by their 14 to win it..... On Me Edson

 

[Onket]

Hot dog!

 

[1927]

Sun must be kicking themselves that Ferdie is injured, they already had the Blame It On Rio thing ready to go.

 

[Melinda]

Gulf of Shame
O'il be back...

Roil something...

 

[the button]

Wham, bam, Uncle Sam

 

[1927]

Stuart Holden is from Texas. There gotta be something about Texas Holden and flop in there somewhere

 

[1927]

After a mistake by Mat costs the game. Give It Upson!

 

[chieftain]

UK's only WC team lose to USA

 

[the button]

Stars and shite
Star-spangled spanners

 

[holteman]

"England lose due to immigration and paedophile liberals"

 

[holteman]

Star spangled bender's