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[seeformiles]

Just caught Lilith peeking round my door at me when I was getting changed!

Our Vic is a right little deviant. He pretends he wants food so I’ll get out of my chair then he hops on where I was sitting, stares at Mrs SFM, starts frotting himself against the chair cover and yelps strangely while he’s doing it. The little nonce.

 

[izz]

Our Vic is a right little deviant. He pretends he wants food so I’ll get out of my chair then he hops on where I was sitting, stares at Mrs SFM, starts frotting himself against the chair cover and yelps strangely while he’s doing it. The little nonce.

Least it's only a chair and not someone's arm or leg Does he grip the cover in his teeth ?

 

[seeformiles]

Least it's only a chair and not someone's arm or leg Does he grip the cover in his teeth ?

Almost! Luckily there’s no “issue” when he’s finished. I think when he got spayed they left something behind since Lil’ Bob looks at him in bewilderment while he’s performing.

 

[seeformiles]

Lil’ Bob’s a bit grumpy this morning because I moved his favourite chair

 

[donkyboy]

Chucking food out the window for 2 cats and a fox, last night

 

[stavros]

Lil’ Bob’s a bit grumpy this morning because I moved his favourite chair

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Get one with wheels (a chair, that is). If you're gentle it's possible to move it during occupation.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It's Mr. Kippers sixteenth birthday today!!

 

[Epona]

Awww, happy birthday Mr. Kippers! He looks in very good nick for his age

 

[Puddy_Tat]

happy birthday, mr kippers

 

[izz]

Happy Birthday Mr Kippers. You're looking awfully well on it

 

[fishfinger]

Happy Birthday! Mr Kippers

 

[izz]

Our Vic is a right little deviant. He pretends he wants food so I’ll get out of my chair then he hops on where I was sitting, stares at Mrs SFM, starts frotting himself against the chair cover and yelps strangely while he’s doing it. The little nonce.

I need to know more about this - how often does he do it ? How is he afterwards, all relaxed and sleepy or suddenly peckish ? How long does he do it for ? Is he in any way shy about it or does it just happen when Mrs SFM is looking particularly fetching ? Or wearing any particular perfume ?

Mostly because I'm nosy of course but our two chaps kept their testicles for longer than a domestic chap cat tends to and I do wonder about their behaviour sometimes, nothing as hilarious as Vic's but still.

 

[seeformiles]

I need to know more about this - how often does he do it ? How is he afterwards, all relaxed and sleepy or suddenly peckish ? How long does he do it for ? Is he in any way shy about it or does it just happen when Mrs SFM is looking particularly fetching ? Or wearing any particular perfume ?

Mostly because I'm nosy of course but our two chaps kept their testicles for longer than a domestic chap cat tends to and I do wonder about their behaviour sometimes, nothing as hilarious as Vic's but still.

Well Vic engages in “Red Rocket Time” (as Mrs SFM has named it) about twice a day and is not bothered who sees him doing it. He tends to do his thing for about 3-4 mins, all the time staring at Mrs SFM (regardless of her attire or scent), and making regular high pitched yelps. Afterwards he gives his “red rocket” a bit of a lick, returns to his favourite cushion and either has a groom or dozes off.

 

[seeformiles]

It's Mr. Kippers sixteenth birthday today!!

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Happy Birthday sweet 16 Mr K!

 

[izz]

Well Vic engages in “Red Rocket Time” (as Mrs SFM has named it) about twice a day and is not bothered who sees him doing it. He tends to do his thing for about 3-4 mins, all the time staring at Mrs SFM (regardless of her attire or scent), and making regular high pitched yelps. Afterwards he gives his “red rocket” a bit of a lick, returns to his favourite cushion and either has a groom or dozes off.

Well I guess it's an icebreaker when you have the neighbours round

 

[Puddy_Tat]

cross-posted from the 1 april news thread

 

[stavros]

As new habit seems to have been developed, and it's one that's not welcomed by me. I turn the light out and lie down on my side to go to sleep. I almost immediately get my ankles trodden on through the duvet, and then it seems patted rhythmically for a few minutes. Polite requests to fuck off go unheeded.

 

[izz]

As new habit seems to have been developed, and it's one that's not welcomed by me. I turn the light out and lie down on my side to go to sleep. I almost immediately get my ankles trodden on through the duvet, and then it seems patted rhythmically for a few minutes. Polite requests to fuck off go unheeded.

Noodling ! Missy luuurves you

 

[May Kasahara]

Happy birthday to Mr Kippers, my favourite irascible old rogue on this thread

 

[seeformiles]

Well I guess it's an icebreaker when you have the neighbours round

An update - this is the fourth time he’s done it today (I nipped to the loo, came down and there he was. Behold the aftermath:

 

[trabuquera]

Happy purrsday Mr Kippers, you magnificent old trout

I may be a bit enamoured of @MunicipalHarry. Got to love a mouser on a council payroll.

 

[May Kasahara]

A delightful April fool left in my soft hearted daughter's newly decorated bedroom Thank goodness the husband discovered it first.

 

[seeformiles]

A delightful April fool left in my soft hearted daughter's newly decorated bedroom Thank goodness the husband discovered it first.

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I’m never too sure what bit of a bird/rodent it is but we get these too. I would like to think that among feline gourmets, it’s the best bit and they were saving it for you but it’s more likely the opposite.

 

[May Kasahara]

Yeah, it definitely looks like the shit bits Can only hope the rest of it was eaten. Will have to drag everything out of her room to make sure though, otherwise it'll be maggot city in a few days.

 

[donkyboy]

Chloe and Bella relaxing

 

[stavros]

This was taken immediately following a mad dash to the front windowsill, as she was on high alert trying to work out what she was so excited about.

 

[Cloo]

Dekoratimg stripey carpet

 

[pesh]

 

[pesh]

 

[Cloo]

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Very pleased with themself