Wycliffe Jean for President of Haiti...

[Crispy]

threads merged

 

[ericjarvis]

Lolo Beaubrun for President of Haiti. Seriously. If they are going to have a pop star President then it should be one who actually lives in the country, writes songs about the country, and is actually more popular in Haiti than in the USA.

I know. Nobody outside of Haiti has heard of him. I see that as good thing.

 

[The Octagon]

Surely there can be only one choice for the Presidency?

Noah Bennet as Minister for Kicking Ass.

 

[BlackArab]

De La Soul could be diplomatic people, stationed in El Segundo

or even A Tribe Called Quest!

 

[BlackArab]

The Pharcyde announce their manifesto

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Sean Penn had a few words to say about WJ turning up in Port-au-Prince in a motorcade wearing tons of jewellery and his mysterious 'not being there' for 6 months. Couched with a 'I haven't seen him but...'caveat, to make the obvious anger of Penn's comments a little easier to swallow?

Mr Penn has been helping out at a tent camp for 50,000 people for the last 6 months apparently...

Very, very impressed with what Sean Penn's been up to down there. Actually in the thick of it, doing shit and sticking with it. All with virtually no publicity, just doing it cos it needs doing and he's able to do it Hats off to you Sir!

 

[kained&able]

De La Soul could be diplomatic people, stationed in El Segundo

maybe they could find tribe called quests wallet then.

numpty.

Roxanne shante for minister of equality.

Immortal technique for minister of eductaion.

Method man & redman to run the ATF

Snoop to run the FBI(he already has such a fine relationship with the police/feds allegedly)

Nelly(presuming i have't killed him yet) to run the air force.

dave

 

[The Octagon]

Wyclef Jean shot in Haiti

(sadly just through the hand)

 

[pk]

No more fucking Fugees records I hope. They were shit.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

De La Soul could be diplomatic people, stationed in El Segundo

Where they could collect the wallet of chancellor Q Tip.

edit, damn Kained beat me to it.

 

[kyser_soze]

Wyclef Jean shot in Haiti

(sadly just through the hand)

It was originally intended to be a collaboration with Bon Jovi, but someone fucked up on the predictive text spelling.

 

[pk]

Bumped, because a "Tet kale!" has occurred.