Worst film you've ever seen?
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billy_bob
Air of bewilderment model's own
All the later Star Wars entries are like some kind of seepage from Lucas' directorial colostomy bag. They're such incompetently bad films they make you wonder if we were all subject to some Emperor's-New-Clothes style collective delusion about the original ones.
The Octagon
Stop...Hammertime
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
London:
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0449061/
Ordered by mistake from Lovefilm.
I thought I was getting this:
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0110377/
So my disappointment may have exaggerated the shiteness
Jessica Biel, Chris Evans and The Stath play rich cunts taking coke and arguing in an enormous toilet.
That seems to be it. Other stuff may have happened but i gave up after half an hour
Spawn was awful too.
Troll 2 deserved all of its accolades too but it's one of those bad films that is fun to watch with friends and laugh at its awfulness
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0449061/
Ordered by mistake from Lovefilm.
I thought I was getting this:
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0110377/
So my disappointment may have exaggerated the shiteness
Jessica Biel, Chris Evans and The Stath play rich cunts taking coke and arguing in an enormous toilet.
That seems to be it. Other stuff may have happened but i gave up after half an hour
Spawn was awful too.
Troll 2 deserved all of its accolades too but it's one of those bad films that is fun to watch with friends and laugh at its awfulness
Bad Lieutenant was bloody awful. Was dragged along to see the remake and even with Nicholas Cage in it, was much better than the original...
My sister's seen Green Street 2. Apparently Green Street is Scorese-at-his-best like by comparison. (No, I've no idea what she was thinking either.)
imposs1904
Thread Killa'
Gentlemen Broncos was so bad it could only have been deliberate.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
nastybobby
Well-Known Member
Morons from Outer Space
It's not even a film I can watch in a 'so bad it's good' kind of way either.
Prometheus is in the top 10, probably through sheer disappointment more than anything else.
It's not even a film I can watch in a 'so bad it's good' kind of way either.
Prometheus is in the top 10, probably through sheer disappointment more than anything else.
Should add my then (lovely if with terrible taste in films) flatmate got it out on video. I'd never heard of it but after about five minutes was so transfixed by its utter terribleness, that I had to watch it to the bitter end.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Shrooms is another one of those type
stuff_it
Too skool for cool
For sheer breadth of movies shite and otherwise: http://www.1channel.ch/
ska invita
back on the other side
one of two films ive walked out on in the cinema
...theres worse films though
...theres worse films though
ska invita
back on the other side
this IS the worst ive ever seen - this is a ten minute condensed version, which is cheating because to watch the whole thing is an act of endurance, just when you cant take it anymore it launches into a 10 minute final battle composed primarily of stock footage
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055562/
1,9/10 on imdb is too generous
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055562/
1,9/10 on imdb is too generous
Louloubelle
Well-Known Member
The Manitou 1978
Utterly crap horror film in which a giant boil on a woman's back contains the evil spirit of a Native American supernatural entity. Lots of awful clichéd depictions of native Americans and "little Plum" style dialogue. Probably Tony Curtis's worst performance ever. I've made it sound better than it is.
also
One Eight Seven
What a waste of Samuel L Jackson's talent this was. According to this film if kids enjoy hip hop music and graffiti they are on a slippery slope leading to involvement in gangs and organised crime. I found the film very offensive in its ridiculous portrayal of the causes of crime and I felt furious for days after watching it.
Utterly crap horror film in which a giant boil on a woman's back contains the evil spirit of a Native American supernatural entity. Lots of awful clichéd depictions of native Americans and "little Plum" style dialogue. Probably Tony Curtis's worst performance ever. I've made it sound better than it is.
also
One Eight Seven
What a waste of Samuel L Jackson's talent this was. According to this film if kids enjoy hip hop music and graffiti they are on a slippery slope leading to involvement in gangs and organised crime. I found the film very offensive in its ridiculous portrayal of the causes of crime and I felt furious for days after watching it.
Reno
The In Kraut
That is shit, but in a fun way. It features a climax where a topless Susan Strasberg, who is floating through outer space in her hospital bed, battles the demonic Manitou by shooting laser beams from the palms of her hands.
not-bono-ever
meh
Harry Brown
I love Caine but this really made me feel like I had to have a shower - no redeeming qualities at all - I have no idea what happened in the end, I turned it off
I love Caine but this really made me feel like I had to have a shower - no redeeming qualities at all - I have no idea what happened in the end, I turned it off
Louloubelle
Well-Known Member
That is shit, but in a fun way. It features a climax where a topless Susan Strasberg, who is floating through outer space in her hospital bed, battles the demonic Manitou by shooting laser beams from the palms of her hands.
I bow to your superior knowledge as I can't remember it that well and the laser beam thing does sound quite cool
Last time I saw it was decades ago and I remember at the end of the film I definitely had a WTF? moment and the announcer said something like "What on earth was that about? Descriptions of the plot on the back of a postage stamp please!" or something.
. I can't even begin to imagine how that film could possibly be worse.My walkouts:
1. Fight Club - started OK, just got more and more silly. I missed the plot twist at the end-shame that.
2. Kids - felt like it was being broadcast from Mars in terms of sound and picture quality (West Ealing cinema opposite Natwest - you are not missed). Felt like I was being exploited - prob just me being precious. Re-viewed on TV later and thought was excellent.
3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Arse- poor lighting, drab filing cabinets and rayon suits against bad complexions. Some spy stuff too. Indifferent to the book, so why oh why did I find myself in the Renoir for this?
1. Fight Club - started OK, just got more and more silly. I missed the plot twist at the end-shame that.
2. Kids - felt like it was being broadcast from Mars in terms of sound and picture quality (West Ealing cinema opposite Natwest - you are not missed). Felt like I was being exploited - prob just me being precious. Re-viewed on TV later and thought was excellent.
3. Tinker Tailor Soldier Arse- poor lighting, drab filing cabinets and rayon suits against bad complexions. Some spy stuff too. Indifferent to the book, so why oh why did I find myself in the Renoir for this?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Patrick Swayze wandering a post-apocalyptic desert where veveryone fights with swords in 'Steel Dawn. I think it was an also ran cash in on the popularity of Mad Max. Fuck me its bad. Amazing haircuts though
Dhimmi
Half Man Half HobNob
Most recently Osombie. Of course zombie movies aren't an especially bright genre, but they can be fun and there's some really low budget ones which are far greater than the sum of their parts (like Zombie in a Penguin Suit, Fred or Wasting Away). They're also a bit of a camp fad, with lots of folks really interested in just about any zombie movie, so it takes a great lack of effort, talent and skill to make one which doesn't meet the meagre expectations of Cinema Zed. Osombie manages it in spades and will soon have you, undead or not, wishing for death to America if it includes the folk behind this film.
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