Work starts on the eagerly awaited new Foxtons office on Brixton Road

[editor]

At the risk of being regarded as even more of a humourless middle class whatever, I don't find the suggestions that the "solution" to Foxtons is a Molotov cocktail in the least bit funny.

What we need is an anti-Foxtons force field.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Third piece of spam/junk mail from Fuckstons in the last 7 days, this morning. Paper-wasting cunts.

 

[ViolentPanda]

At the risk of being regarded as even more of a humourless middle class whatever, I don't find the suggestions that the "solution" to Foxtons is a Molotov cocktail in the least bit funny.

There are local people living in around half a dozen flats above that parade.

It remains little short of a miracle that everyone got out alive from the flats above the block that was torched in Hackney in 2011.

TBF, a Molotov cocktail is highly unlikely to set a building on fire. You need raw accelerant, accelerant-soaked combustibles and sustained flame for that, not something that flashes off in a couple of seconds like a Molotov.

At least that's what a fireman told me.

 

[Crispy]

At the risk of being regarded as even more of a humourless middle class whatever, I don't find the suggestions that the "solution" to Foxtons is a Molotov cocktail in the least bit funny.

There are local people living in around half a dozen flats above that parade.

It remains little short of a miracle that everyone got out alive from the flats above the block that was torched in Hackney in 2011.

Remember this? http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/fire-on-brixton-road.173567/

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Third piece of spam/junk mail from Fuckstons in the last 7 days, this morning. Paper-wasting cunts.

Yeah, same again here

 

[leanderman]

'Cafe-style office' - how ridiculous.

 

[DietCokeGirl]

I seem to have received 3 leaflets in 3 days offering to buy the flat I don't even own to sell them. (Not that I would anyway).

 

[Badgers]

'Cafe-style office' - how ridiculous.

How to get around change of use for commercial premises

 

[gaijingirl]

How to get around change of use for commercial premises

oh FFS! I always wondered what the point of those cafestate agents were... fuckers!

 

[Mrs Magpie]

How to get around change of use for commercial premises

oh FFS! I always wondered what the point of those cafestate agents were... fuckers!

I'm not very familiar with this new phenomenon but does that mean they are encouraging people in with coffee? Anyone? I could see that backfiring.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I'd love to lounge around all day in their premises looking as disreputable as I can muster.....I mean, they sent us letters...that's an invite, no?

 

[T & P]

I'd love to take a baseball bat to all those batteries of fizzy water bottles they keep in their oh-so-cool counters with built-in glass fronted fridges. See them explode into a million pieces with water spraying everyhere, like a Sony TV advert.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

We haven't had anything from Foxtons through the door....but every other estate agent in the whole of south London appears to have been putting shit through the letterbox this week

 

[Stash]

At the risk of being regarded as even more of a humourless middle class whatever, I don't find the suggestions that the "solution" to Foxtons is a Molotov cocktail in the least bit funny.

There are local people living in around half a dozen flats above that parade.

It remains little short of a miracle that everyone got out alive from the flats above the block that was torched in Hackney in 2011.

There were no flats set on fire in the Hackney riot. Cars & bins, yes; buildings, no. You must be confusing it with somewhere else.
Not to detract from your point.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

There were no flats set on fire in the Hackney riot. Cars & bins, yes; buildings, no. You must be confusing it with somewhere else.
Not to detract from your point.

Croydon, I think. That was where the photo of the woman jumping was taken iirc.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Croydon, I think. That was where the photo of the woman jumping was taken iirc.

Yup.

 

[Corax]

Are Foxtons more arsehole than other estate agents then? I've never come across them tbh.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

They certainly have the cuntiest offices. I believe the designer got a CBE for Services to the British Cunt Industry.

 

[cuppa tee]

They certainly have the cuntiest offices. I believe the designer got a CBE for Services to the British Cunt Industry.

Cnut of the British Empire ?

 

[el-ahrairah]

At the risk of being regarded as even more of a humourless middle class whatever, I don't find the suggestions that the "solution" to Foxtons is a Molotov cocktail in the least bit funny.

There are local people living in around half a dozen flats above that parade.

It remains little short of a miracle that everyone got out alive from the flats above the block that was torched in Hackney in 2011.

it's not a solution, it's a stop gap measure until the revolution's work is done.

 

[el-ahrairah]

Remember this? http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/fire-on-brixton-road.173567/

see, perfectly safe.

 

[ViolentPanda]

'Cafe-style office' - how ridiculous.

Cafe-style office = half-empty coffee cartons, and condiments on every desk.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I'd love to take a baseball bat to all those batteries of fizzy water bottles they keep in their oh-so-cool counters with built-in glass fronted fridges. See them explode into a million pieces with water spraying everyhere, like a Sony TV advert.

You haven't had sex lately, have you?

 

[Badgers]

I am un-subscribing from this thread as it depresses me.

Instead I will invest my time wasting theirs

 

[T & P]

You haven't had sex lately, have you?

Now that you mention it...

 

[DietCokeGirl]

Let's print the old speedy noodle logo onto loads of flyers/stickers/banners and cover the front in the middle of the night. Repeat each time they clean it up.

 

[el-ahrairah]

a firebomb is much quicker and more effective

 

[ddraig]

Yup.

thought that pic had been found not to have been taken in Croydon?

 

[leanderman]

thought that pic had been found not to have been taken in Croydon?

It is Croydon, I think

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...pt-for-life-filmed-rioter-starting-blaze.html

 

[Boudicca]

Let's print the old speedy noodle logo onto loads of flyers/stickers/banners and cover the front in the middle of the night. Repeat each time they clean it up.

I like this idea, but there are just too many cameras on the high street.