Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

[Fez909]

Is this "peak Guardian"?

Should you ask your baby’s consent before changing their nappy? No, that would be gaslighting

 

[MickiQ]

Is this "peak Guardian"?

Should you ask your baby’s consent before changing their nappy? No, that would be gaslighting

Considering the smell that sometimes came out of my kids nappies when they were little, I would be careful with phrases like gaslighting.

 

[J Ed]

One million students join calls for vote on Brexit deal

Headline: One million students join calls for vote on Brexit deal

Reality: Student organisations representing almost a million young people studying at UK universities and colleges are today joining forces to demand a referendum on any final Brexit deal, amid growing fears that leaving the EU will have a disastrous effect on their future prospects.

 

[DotCommunist]

'Channel 4’s discussion on gender and identity ddin’t work, but that it was tried offers hope'


mate

 

[planetgeli]

Get ready to puke.

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look
Bigger bottoms, hips and thighs are now in vogue, meaning more time at the gym for some women

“The demand is huge,” confirms Dr Gary Horn, of the Harley Buttock Clinic

Bums are, literally, a growth market.

It’s definitely a fashion and media thing – and it’s going up,” says Horn.

Bodily proportions that have come naturally for many black, Latina and Asian women are now being mainstreamed and fetishised in popular culture by way of celebrity, fashion and social media.



Ah fuck it. I give up. (Don't) read it yourself.

 

[sealion]

Dr Gary Horn, of the Harley Buttock Clinic

That's all the reading i need to do

 

[kebabking]

of the 10 most viewed things in the Grinaud, 8 are the wedding in various ways, and the other 2 are football.

 

[Rob Ray]

Well it was a "rousing celebration of blackness."

 

[Pickman's model]

Get ready to puke.

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look
Bigger bottoms, hips and thighs are now in vogue, meaning more time at the gym for some women

“The demand is huge,” confirms Dr Gary Horn, of the Harley Buttock Clinic

Bums are, literally, a growth market.

It’s definitely a fashion and media thing – and it’s going up,” says Horn.

Bodily proportions that have come naturally for many black, Latina and Asian women are now being mainstreamed and fetishised in popular culture by way of celebrity, fashion and social media.



Ah fuck it. I give up. (Don't) read it yourself.

It could have been from viz

 

[LDC]

Well it was a "rousing celebration of blackness."

Peak identity politics thread that way thank you - - - - - - >

 

[stavros]

of the 10 most viewed things in the Grinaud, 8 are the wedding in various ways, and the other 2 are football.

Yes, the print edition yesterday has Younge and Hyde putting the case against the monarchy, plus an editorial emphasising the Graun's republican leanings. This is in amongst the 94 pages of further coverage on it.

 

[agricola]

Get ready to puke.

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look

Does my bum look big enough? Women seek to mould a larger look
Bigger bottoms, hips and thighs are now in vogue, meaning more time at the gym for some women

“The demand is huge,” confirms Dr Gary Horn, of the Harley Buttock Clinic

Bums are, literally, a growth market.

It’s definitely a fashion and media thing – and it’s going up,” says Horn.

Bodily proportions that have come naturally for many black, Latina and Asian women are now being mainstreamed and fetishised in popular culture by way of celebrity, fashion and social media.



Ah fuck it. I give up. (Don't) read it yourself.

From having a big arse to making oneself look like one, here is today's offering from Toby Helm and Michael Savage:

It was the moment that pro-Remain Conservative MPs had been longing for, but feared would never happen – when the prime minister cut the arch-Brexiter Jacob Rees-Mogg down to size. One MP who witnessed Theresa May’s newfound assertiveness likened it to a long-suffering teacher finally losing patience with the class know-all. “She just slapped him down, decisively. She showed she can do it. She was brilliant.”

Five groups of about 30 Tory MPs at a time had been asked into the chief whip’s office in No 9 Downing Street last Monday. May’s chief of staff, Gavin Barwell, had been told to brief them on the two options for solving the seemingly intractable Irish border problem that threatens the Brexit process.

After Barwell had done his bit, May made herself available for questions. By chance, Rees-Mogg’s batch of MPs included leading names from the parliamentary party’s voluble Europhile wing. Kenneth Clarke, Anna Soubry and Dominic Grieve were there representing Remainers.

When Rees-Mogg got his chance he was quick to ask the prime minister why she could not do what seemed the obvious thing for a hard Brexiter like him – forget any deal and just keep open the border after Brexit. “He was basically calling for a no-deal,” said another who attended.

May has often been accused of sitting on the fence on Brexit, of failing to give a lead and ducking out of confrontations with either side in her split party. On this occasion, however, she broke that habit and gave Rees-Mogg a piece of her mind. According to several sources, she spelled out in no uncertain terms the serious problems and costs that would result from having to resort to World Trade Organisation rules, while also stressing the potentially grave security dangers that would follow if and when the Republic of Ireland had to reimpose border controls on the orders of the EU in order to preserve the integrity of the single market.

 

[rekil]

Argentina forced to seek IMF aid over fears for economy

It's that god's fault, not shitty ideology or institutionalised corruption.

A drought that has severely damaged the country’s important agricultural sector was cited by analysts as one of the main causes of the recent troubles.

 

[gosub]

A former runner up on Bake Off's idea of pudding

 

[Orang Utan]

A former runner up on Bake Off's idea of pudding

Came here to post that. Apparently it took four people to chuck some biscuits, chocolate and fruit on a plate and photograph it

 

[JimW]

Carving the cows must have taken a while though.

 

[Pickman's model]

Carving the cows must have taken a while though.

that was done by a crack band of whittlers from the grenadier guards

 

[JimW]

That's the Mal, Ted and "Milky" who signed them?

 

[DotCommunist]

waste of decent cow biscuits, they're dunkers only.

 

[DaveCinzano]

waste of decent cow biscuits, they're dunkers only.

May I present to the class possibly the best mainstream biscuit since the Hobnob...

...the chocolate malted milk

Clearly intended as a budget approximation of the Choco Leibniz, it is actually a far superior offering because it's not based on a fucking Rich Tea.

All the big supermarkets have their versions of it now, all are delicious. Excellent for dunking, snacking, dipping, munching, devouring and nibbling. Very minimal beverage contact disintegration rating.

 

[Admiral Fitz]

Westworld annoys the hell out of me – but is it OK to give up on it?

Dull, pretentious wanker has lost patience with a tv programme and thinks we should take an interest in his dilemma. So, what do we all think? Answers on a postcard please.

 

[krtek a houby]

Westworld annoys the hell out of me – but is it OK to give up on it?

Dull, pretentious wanker has lost patience with a tv programme and thinks we should take an interest in his dilemma. So, what do we all think? Answers on a postcard please.

Unlike me, you've taken the time to read the article, I presume. What do you think?

 

[belboid]

Westworld annoys the hell out of me – but is it OK to give up on it?

Dull, pretentious wanker has lost patience with a tv programme and thinks we should take an interest in his dilemma. So, what do we all think? Answers on a postcard please.

what's pretentious about the piece?

 

[Orang Utan]

Westworld annoys the hell out of me – but is it OK to give up on it?

Dull, pretentious wanker has lost patience with a tv programme and thinks we should take an interest in his dilemma. So, what do we all think? Answers on a postcard please.

His job is to write about TV. He wrote an article about a TV programme. I think his comments are fair.

 

[agricola]

His job is to write about TV. He wrote an article about a TV programme. I think his comments are fair.

Certainly on the basis of what the second season has been like.

 

[DotCommunist]

didn't even finish the first. There is only yul

 

[Admiral Fitz]

OK, you've got me bang to rights. I have an irrational dislike of him, based on previous columns he's written. I just wanted to post and have the Urban collective give him a kicking, small minded of me, but there you go.

 

[campanula]

small minded of me, but there you go.

Ah, well, I also think he is an utter twat (and feel my intense dislike is entirely rational).

 

[DotCommunist]

another day another another boosting article for astro turf groupsucle Best for Britain. Miller is once again simply 'a pro EU campaigner'

things were different, in another newspaper some time ago

 

[bemused]

A former runner up on Bake Off's idea of pudding

That's a step down from when my kids learned to cook at school.