SikhWarrioR
And the Worms ate into his brain
It looks like the guardian is working up to the big one......how to tell its readers with their planet sized egos and their peanut sized brains how to do baked beans on toast
Why the Guardian is going down the pan!
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It looks like the guardian is working up to the big one......how to tell its readers with their planet sized egos and their peanut sized brains how to do baked beans on toast
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
I've never heard of her. And I am not angry with her, I don't really care lol
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
Yes, doing this means taking time out from the day to day admin that takes up so much of our working lives, but nobody got ahead by being really good at filling in a spreadsheet.
We see a desire for fame and recognition as a bad thing but we forget that hardly anyone gets to the top alone. By striking out and building something for themselves these people are also creating employment for others.
'wealth creators'
We see a desire for fame and recognition as a bad thing but we forget that hardly anyone gets to the top alone. By striking out and building something for themselves these people are also creating employment for others.
'wealth creators'
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
I think... I think he's the worst person who ever lived.
big eejit
She looks like Alan Gilzean
Oops!
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Practically an endorsement of having zero integrity as the best route to wealth and fame rather than having actually earned it in some way. Considering some of their other writers, though, this doesn't strike me as a revelation.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
rejoice
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
Making a pot noodle edible would be quite an achievement though.
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Has one advantage though. If you're criminally hungover from the night before then your Pot Noodle will look and smell as appetising coming back up as it did going down.
Personally, I prefer a half-can of last night's flat cider and a slice of pizza or kebab from down the side of the sofa. Breakfast Of Champions.
Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
It writes itself. Whether it's acceptable to have carpet in the toilet, what to call the toilet, what kind of toilet paper to use (reviewed by top shitters), whether the paper goes over or under, reading material, etc etc
SikhWarrioR
And the Worms ate into his brain
The only thing that the guardian is good for now is a substitute for Andrex but I have found that not only is Andrex better for arse wiping but a roll of Andrex is a better read than the guardian
Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
Do people still buy these newspapers?
I suppose you can't wipe your arse with the internet
I suppose you can't wipe your arse with the internet
And you get a free Labrador puppy, I think.
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
Sad to say that the Guardian even lacks the arse-wiping quality of Socialist Worker.
J Ed
Follow Back Pro Expropriation
Alan Rushbridger who didn't read a letter from Andy Hayman asking him to take his investigative team off the poor souls at Stoke Newington police station but co-incidentally did take his investigative team off the poor souls at Stoke Newington police station? Then found the letter on file when he was asked by the investigative team whether he had taken them off the poor souls at SNPS as a result of a letter from Hayman. But who said he had never seen or read the letter from Hayman? That fucking little shitcunt Alan Rushbridger or another one?
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
This is bound to go well
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
Here's a proper cracker. That's not an academic edition or anything but this anti-Semitic loons.
Underneath there's a recconmendation for books that would go well with it. First one: The Establishment by Owen Jones.
Underneath there's a recconmendation for books that would go well with it. First one: The Establishment by Owen Jones.
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
Wtf why is the guardian selling that shit???
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
frogwoman
No amount of cajolery...
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
It's a tough one for sure. Getting up off your arse and just doing some cleaning is really fucking hard to do
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